ITT: what was the most autistic shit you've ever done?

I punched a guy in the throat for calling me an asshole in highschool. It's just the way he said it to me that really set me off.

>>39335867
Did you get your ass beat after this?

>>39335892
people dont get up from getting punched in the throat. I dont care who you are.

>be me
>wanted to impress my high school
>wanted to impress Stacy mainly
>had a song in my iTunes playlist that I always danced to, it looked like I was twerking but swear I wasn't
>talent show was coming up
>show up for try outs
>play the song and start doing my dance that looks like I'm twerking
>advisor told me "Anon, are you SURE this is what you want to do for the talent show"
>i confidently said yes
>"ANON, ARE YOU 100% SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO???"
>say yes again
>talent show day arrives
>my turn comes up
>I'm sweating out of anxiety
>realize this is my only chance to impress Stacy
>confidence spikes
>"LETS DO THIS"
>I come out
>everyone is quiet
>Music starts playing
>I start dancing
>people start laughing, a few people but then everyone starts laughing
>in my head I'm like "fuck, I'm not giving up now"
>start dancing harder and faster
>people are crying while laughing
>see one guy get up from his seat and fall laughing
>realize in the end how bad of an idea this was
>run home
>sit in my room
>message Stacy asking her if she liked my dance
>"omg, it was so funny."

I convinced my mom to switch schools and she let me, I deleted my Facebook and started a new one with all my new friends added from my new school, though, to this day that talent show haunts me....

>>39335931
They loved it. They laffed it. They wanted more. And you ran away like a bitch. What a shame.

>>39335931
Didnt people contact you from your old school, or didnt you have any friends.

>>39335931
You could have played it off. You had the chance, but you fucked up.

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>>39335831
>high school
>graduation field trip to six flags
>didnt want to go but parents made me
>figured they'd group us so i didnt have to be alone
>nope, they just let us go and hang out with who we wanted
>didnt have any friends
>spend 8 hours in six flags alone
>at one point a group of girls apparently noticed i was alone and started doing the "hey autismo, want pity friends?" thing
>nervously lied that i actually did have a group but they all just split up for a sec
>anxiously chose to hide in a restaurant hoping not to run into them again
>after 2 hours or so an employee from the restaurant asks if im ok
>i say yes and leave
>spend rest of the day hiding in toilet stall

>>39336043
Those girls were probably horny and wanted to fuck. Congrats you missed out on a potential orgy fest you stupid fuck.

>>39336043
Dont you regret that?

>>39336065
I was morbidly obese at the time. People used to do the pity thing all the time to me because my school was so normie I was seemingly the only outcast, they would come up and ask if I wanted to hang with their friends and you could tell they were feeling fucking sorry for me. I agreed once and they were all talking to me seemingly under the impression I was a literal autist and talking to me like you would to a 5 year or a cat.

>>39335931

It would have been awesome if you won the talent show. Could have played it off as a comedy act