>A-Anon, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be

Fuck you, fagboy.

>>39334729
no go away. get a job.

Use her as a practice gf
orogoro

Sorry I don't fug dudes.

I'll be your boyfriend but I'm getting older so you're going to have to show me that you're willing to breed real soon if you want this to work out.

>>39334729
idk, do i know u?

>>39334729
sorry, your nose is kinda weird, I am gonna have to pass

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wake up and deal with the emotional fallout

look at my room again, realize I'm still the same loser I always was, maybe fap if I'm not bone chillingly depressed

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>>39334729
Ask for ID most likely. Either way be suspicious of her motives. She's too attractive to be attracted to me. Maybe she's crazy or was paid to do it. Maybe it's a sting operation.

To be actually honest.

>>39334729
Why would I be in this situation, OP?

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>using wigs
>not letting your hair grow naturally even if you're a faggot

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S-s-sorry, I'm gay but we can be friends. Can you introduce me to your brother Chad?

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>>39334729
>you will never have a 10/10 qt confessing to you
JUST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(original commento)

>>39334781
I love original happy endings :)

Sorry,I don't trust white devil's such as myself. I may be one,but that doesn't mean I have to trust my own kind. Gg blue eyed gateway to hell.

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>>39334760
fugg, this is depressing

>>39334764
Why not? Surely not all of you are losers right?

Whites are fucking evil

>>39334729
>Wat do?
Wake up, make coffee and smoke a ciggi

>>39334729
I know i'm gonna get shit for this, but this crap actually happened to me, the girl even looked like OP's pic.
What i did was reject her, she was a slut trying to act innocent.
I don't regret my decision, but i cringe a little everytime that i remember those days.

>>39334941
post her pics for comparison

>>39334994
It was years ago, i don't have any pics from that time, and i don't even remember her full name, the only thing that i know is that she got pregnant as soon as we finished highschool and that her looks slowly started to deteriorate.

Check the bushes for Chad and stacy. They're probably going to jump out and beat me up while filming

>>39334729
Get suspicious as fuck. Nobody would do this for me. There would have to be ulterior motives at work.

>>39334729
This is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. I'm sadder than I was ten minutes go because I know I will never be with her.

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Got this every other day in highschool only for the girls friends to jump out and laugh at me.
>tfw living punchline

Kill and eat her, saving what I cannot eat all at once in the freezer

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>>39334729
Sorry, your eyes aren't blue.

>>39334729
For the last time, James I don't date dudes! I'm not into dudes! I don't care if you grow your hair out and take hormone pills! I will never date you! Move on, James!

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>>39334729
>Yes
I'll never be able to do this to s real girl

Yeah nah there's this waitress that I'm really into you know like I follow her around and protect her I'll win her over one day so that's a no

>>39336935
DAY MAN
AHH AHH AHH

No one male or female will ever say this to me.

>>39334760
this resonates with me at an alarming level

>>39336935
dream on man. best of luck

>>39334729
>with pleasure m'lady *tips fedora

>>39334729
>tfw used to want a nice gf and have a family together and live on the countryside
>instead grew up to find that everything is shit, started doing drugs and now ill never have any of those good feelings ever.

I feel robbed

>>39334729

Why would a girl(?) like that be attracted to me though
Instant red flag

>>39338474
This. Who wouldn't assume malice in this instance aside from Chad?

>>39334783
She's objectively 2/10. Just look at that fugly eye asymmetry.

>>39338474
this
not only my sexual value is rock bottom, i never present myself available for relationships or even remotely emotionally open
she must be making fun of me with a bunch of her normie friends laughing somewhere nearby

>>39338854
meh, she's like 0.5/10

>assume she still doesn't like me
>awkwardly deflect her and run away

>>39338893
exactly, I'd probably call them out for it too and then when they inevitably admit it was a joke they'd get all angry in that way normies do

You're so cute, being all serious and stuff. I like where we are right now. Don't wanna complicate things.

>>39340206
playing into the trap, it's just normie tricks anon

>post her face on /b/ for faggot to r8 her before chosing if yes or no, as always

>>39340497
>for faggot to r8 her

What do you mean by this? Is that something they do over there?