What job do you do? Do you like it? How much do you make? >manager

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>>39332748
When I worked at a call center, I always suspected my "manager" didn't know much more than me.

I can almost imagine that you were my former boss. Is the call center on the second floor of a two story building? Is the parent company based out of Australia? Is there an elementary school and a park directly adjacent to the building? (If the answer was "yes" to all three of those, well...)

>student
>no
>nothing

I'm a resident doctor. I make 70k a year and like my job for the most part.

>>39332838
To be honest i do know a lot more than my employees do, that's how I got where I am. I know how our system works, it's just that my current position doesn't require much effort, but it does require a lot of implementing said knowledge when I'm on supervisor calls or fixing agent fuckups. There are a lot of those and I've had to give so much free shit away because of agent mistakes.
There is a park directly adjacent but I'm in America in a five story building.

>Janitor
>It makes me appreciate janitors a lot more
>Enough to get by

>nypd
>love it
>50k/year rookie

>>39332748
>only make 13 an hour
kek what the fuck

>>39332882
I could never be a cop because I have an extensive history of drug use and even if I quit today and tested clean on everything I'd still fail the polygraph or face charges for lying on the forms.

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>>39332748
I work as a cashier at a grocery store. I used to be a total shut in and never talk to people, but my job has helped me to better converse with normalfags. I'm still a total autist on the inside though. I enjoy it mostly because I make some old people genuinely happy when I talk to them and my co workers like me. I only make like $9.30 and hour though. I just don't ask much out of life.

>>39332900
not all departments polygraph. they are bullshit. and youd only get caught for lying on the forms if they have any evidence. if it doesnt exist on paper somewhere then it never happened.

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>Cashier at Publix
>miserable everyday
>only redeeming factor are the free roast beef subs I get once in a while
I'm joining the police academy and planning to eventually be SWAT, which is what I've always wanted to do. Wish me luck boys

>>39332915
I used to be a grocery store cashier. Them produce codes, amirite?
>>39332932

Holy shit you guys I feel for ya but there is a way out of retail. It just takes patience and applying fucking everywhere.

>t. former grocerycuck six months out of retail

>>39332932
what state?
im more of a tendies sub man myself

>>39332947
I swear I've memorized over a thousand PLU's kek

Grinder/laborer for a metal fabrication shop
I like it for the most part, boss wants me to take a a weld test soon , just need to clarify it with him and shop supervisor
I make $12/hr and I work 57hrs a week.

>>39332965
The only one I remember from before I went to the call center is 4089 I think it's roma tomatoes or something. I used to be a produce guy too, and THAT was miserable as fuck. The absolute worst job ever.

>>39332932
Florida masterrace

I used to eat those tendie subs exclusively until I gained a ton of weight

>>39333052
meant for >>39332954
orgiggles

>>39332748

>What job do you do?
Software Engineer

>Do you like it?
I went from enjoying, to hating it, back to enjoying it all within a year.

> How much do you make?
70k annually

The time I hated my job was six months after starting. After finishing my first project successfully, a random higher-up took notice of me and forced me onto his upcoming project. Rather than writing software (like I was hired to do), the role was installing some other company's software for a client, which any idiot could do.

I felt like my brain was wasting away and became morbidly depressed while on that project. Eventually, I threatened to quit if I wasn't taken off. Thankfully, the person who hired me realized how depressed I had become and helped get me off the project. Now, I'm back to developing software and even help train the newest hires on best practices for our internal software.

>>39332994
Tell me about it. Tried sticking me in that department a few weeks ago as a "promotion"
It was basically "try and look busy" for 6 hours. Fuck produce.

>>39333082
when i visit florida i always pick up a few of those chocolate chip cookie sandwiches with cream in the center. love to dip then in mayonnaise. lol jk about that last part.

>Polymer Chemist
>28 hr
>Liked it but Hurricane Harvey just killed my job for the foreseeable future.

>>39333107
Try and look busy? damn that wasn't what it was for me at all. It was grueling and difficult physical work for the entire 8 hours plus overtime that I was forced to work to make sure the work got done. I hated it, I was always exhausted and drank heavily the entire time.

>>39333052
Erm...what county?

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>What job do you do?
Data entry for the state department of health and environment
>Do you like it
Well I don't NOT like it. Its better than my last job as overnight manager at burger king
>How much do you make
$9 an hour, 50 cents less than burger king

Its not a terrible job but its REALLY fucking boring. All you do is take scanned images of birth certificates and enter them into a database for 8 hours. The hardest parts are staying awake and focus, and keeping the music on my phone fresh and updated so I don't have to listen to the same songs every day. Would be nice if I had an internet connection to stream new music but there are no wifi signals and the building is so big I barely get signal for mobile data. Not that I could use data anyways as its mostly used by my mother

>>39333180
Dade are you trying to find me?

>>39333141
Same desu, just I had very little direction and training back there, so I would just try and do whatever everyone else was doing and mangaed to keep up. What I meant is badically I had to find something to do myself for the entirety of my shift on my own back there, and hope I didn't get yelled at for some bullshit. Things are just so much more straight forward in the front end honestly.

>>39332748
I used to work at a call center.

I hated it.

Talking to people all day sucked. But I kept with it because the pay was decent. At least I was employed.

>>39333203
Damn man I'm in broward.
I feel bad for you.

>>39333205
Front end is so much better. The fellow employees were friendlier instead of being jaded assholes and the work is so much easier. It didn't hurt that I made more money up front too.

>>39333206
I honestly do not mind my job but I'm good at bullshitting friendliness.
It really helps that I don't really have to take regular calls now.

>>39333225
You're not too far. Can I come over so we can listen to Death Grips and drink homemade beer?

>>39333225
>>39333254
former marion county wut uuuup

>>39332900
Same.

I used to have some respect for police. Then I got arrested for possession and now I'd rather bleed out than call 911 and have to trust or deal with any law enforcement officer or someone who works with them.

I met decent cops beforehand and I also met some who were dicks (almost every officer involved with my arrest was unnecessarily disrespectful, understandably), now I can't help but assume the latter of all police.

Makes sense. They service the government, not citizens.

walmart (online orders)
hate most my coworkers and customer interaction but aside from that its not bad
$12.90/hr

>>39333274
possession of what?

>>39332983
Tfw nine inch grinder ten hours a day
Felt nice going mostly cnc

Truck driver
Fuck Scania

>>39333246
I was good at that as well, but taking call after call.. even though I could be friendly and people would say how grateful they were for my "excellent service" (while digging my nails into my neck with stress) was unbearable. Then, half a second later, the phone rings, and it all starts again, over and over.

I can see how it would be far better in a managerial position where you're not constantly talking and thinking. I prefer manual/mindless labor.

>>39333254
I like death grips but I don't like beer. Also I separate real life from online life, sorry anon.

>>39333344
It's okay, I mean I deal with the most pissed off of customers but that usually means that the agent didnt' give them the right info or told them something that pissed them off.
I usually get 10 mins average between calls as opposed to 2 mins maximum between calls I had as an agent.
The difference is that now I have a lot more projects to work on during the day as opposed to calls that really only involved working on a said issue for a small amount of time. So now I have to keep a constant log of what I'm supposed to be doing.
Other than that it's kind of easier because the rules are a lot more lax for me but it's more stressful because I have to worry about making good decisions.

>>39333270
>marion county
I've driven through there.
I actually got pulled over near perry when I headed north once.
It's the first time in my life where I felt like I was in the deep south (not that it matters, I'm white as white can get).

>>39333308
Heroin, meth, other amphetmines and opiates, MDMA, weed, ketamine, RCs, LSD, benzodiazepines, and some other stuff.

I'm an idiot.

But I was never a total junkie/tweaker. Been doing that stuff for 5-6 years and had a strict schedule I stuck to, to limit tolerance and avoid dependence on any particular substance. I held a decent job and was regularly seen as one of the top few members of my team. Clean now, but now is also a time in my life when I could really use that shit.

But like I said, I understand why the cops were making fun of me and being rude. They couldn't even pronounce most of the drugs I had and had to look up pills online while reporting it all.

>>39333383
Good to hear it's more enjoyable for you now.

I don't work there anymore. I was thinking of going back to school for a trade, like plumbing or something. But I prefer working alone over anything. I hated being on the phone, I hated meeting/talking with my team, I was always in a bad mood, but nobody noticed. They all thought I was very positive and dedicated.

But I also don't really mind hating work. That's how it has always been with work for me. And it's exactly what I expected while in school; I never got my hopes up so they were never stepped on.

The only job I enjoyed was maintenance at my old pool club. Got to choose my own hours, blow leaves off the tennis court, fix fences while listening to music.. that I miss, but the pay wouldn't keep me alive now.

>>39332748
Trucker Driver
Its okay, better than every job iver ever had thus far. My only gripe is that the pay has gone down over the years and fleet managers can be retards.
50k

>>39332748
What do you do?
>CNC Machinist, cnc router operator/setup
Do you like it?
>Get paid to sit and shitpost while part takes 45 minutes to run
Yes, I love it.
How much do you get paid?
18/hr with all the overtime I want.

>>39333624
What are your hours like? I've also heard about some truckers getting fucked over because they "loan" a company truck and can't pay it back or something?

>>39333775
You mean lease a truck?
Yeah, they usually wind up getting fucked over because they are retards. Leasing a truck will take forever, and you probably wont ever pay it off. If you have the cash, just buy it off them, never ever fucking lease a truck.

Retail cuck, produce in grocery store.
I fucking hate it so fucking much. I can't deal with this anymore. I can't interact with the public, or my coworkers and they all think I'm weird, manager is a fucking prick and works like a slob. Job is very physically demanding, my back always hurts and is probably ruined, all for minimum wage, about 15k a year I hate my life.

>>39333303
Walmart (evening shift cap team)
I fucking hate it so much, coworkers all hate me
$9/hr

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>>39332915
How do you have internet at 9.30$ an hour? Do you live in section 8?

>>39333898
Yeah, that's what I mean. And that's what it sounded like based on the article I skimmed over, but (obviously, as a news outlet) they were blowing things out of proportion, like it was some major "crisis for the trucking industry" that truckers had no control over.

Sounds like an interesting profession. I was looking into trades (specifically plumbing), but I may throw trucking on the list. Gonna do some research on how to get started.

I've got 3 jobs currently:
PT Property Manager
FT Canvasser for local NPO
FT Depot PC and Mac repair specialist

Walmart cart pusher
All the good cart pushers quit so my job sucks at the moment, and anytime I ask for help the managers send out moronic teenage cashiers that just wander around and talk the whole fucking time instead of working so I might as well be alone anyways, works not that bad unless it's a holiday or something, I hate most of the people but like 2 of my supervisors who I talked to a bunch before they were even supervisors, and like 2 cashiers who are ok but they're still lazy shits
11.73/hr I only still work there because they pay so much

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>>39334043
Still live with my parents who are currently unemployed. My dad was till recently the main source of income and now my mother's Disability and my paycheck is all that's coming in. We basically just throw what we got as a family together and hope for the best. I pay like $60 a month for 1mbps download speeds too. Shit sucks, but eh that's life ya make do.

>What job do you do?
PC support for major military org

>Do you like it?
Yes. I was at a phone call center for two years. I know what a soul-crushing job is; pulling up to the building every day and willing myself out of my vehicle into the building for eight hours a day; wanting to shoot myself every time the phone rang.

I enjoy working where I am. Users are entertaining, problems are sometimes a major challenge, figuring out fixes makes you a hero, coworkers are cool, leadership is fucking useless, everything breaks every other week on a higher level than we control so most of the time we sit on our hands and talk about movies and joke around.

>How much do you make?
48k

>>39332748
Game design.
I do enjoy it.
I make nothing.

Fucking kill me.

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>>39334120
Ah I see. The first 5 words of your sentence made me think you were a recovering neet, turns out you're just a hard working citizen, good on ya M8.

>>39334104
Oh right, the 'how much do you make'? question.

>property manager
8000/yr
>canvasser
33860/yr
>depot repair
34980/yr

In total, I make just enough to pay my medical bills and put a roof over my head.

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>>39334173
>turns out you're just a hard working citizen, good on ya M8
Thanks anon. Cheers to stayin' alive in his whirlwind we call everyday life.

>>39334094
Trades are pretty oversaturated these days and relatively hard to get. Good luck landing one. Ive tried.
But Truck driving jobs are everywhere.

EMT in a touristy beach area in nj.
I love it, morbid curiosity for gruesome injuries, feelsgoodman.jpg for helping people.
$12/hr :(

for some reason working at a call center was the loneliest I've ever been. even though I talked to people all day. 8hrs/day. sucked so bad I'd literally rather die then do it again.

>>39334227
Fuck man how bad are your medical bills?

>>39334261
Thanks for the advice, anon, I will look into it.

>>39332748

>Statistical analyst/Python developer
>My workplace is super chill, I only work from 10am-4pm w/ an hour lunch break. I have access to private gym and free snack bar. The work is fun and I enjoy listening to music and trying random stat. method I find on the internet.
>90k a year, 4% 401k matching

>>39334094
Pretty sure plumbing is a hard trade to get hired for.
honestly most trades are pretty shit unless you are managing the people working
It's great pay but lots of stress from worrying over injuries and accidents

>>39334335
To the tune of 23000/yr (that includes medical insurance).

Then about 11000/yr in student loans.

The rest goes towards maintaining a basic standard of living.

>>39334378
Yeah, i like to go on 4chan and make stuff up too

I make 8.25 per hour soon to be 8.50 when I become assistant manager. I already basically am the manager of the ice cream store I work at. I fucking promote, I fucking make hiring notices,l and put them up for them, all because it's a mom and pop type thing and they work their asses off and also 2 of the cunts who work there quit after they spent time teaching them how to do a bunch of shit. I get 15 hours a week which is a goddamn joke and they expect open availability for the most part. I'm going to tell them no more closing shifts and what exact day I want work and I want 25+ hours per week if they want me to be the fucking manager. Im the only one there who knows how do half the shit, even the fucking actual manager who has worked there longer than me doesnt know how to do half my job. And he probably gets paid more than me. Worst part is they at barely keeping in business so I'd feel like an ass asking for a raise. At least it's pretty quiet.

>>39334378
Please gtfo normeh scum

I bet you've also had sex

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Programmer.
It's okay, very good free food and snacks, fuck around and read manga for at least an hour everyday.
110k/yr

>>39334418
>23k a year
oy vey what for

>>39334485
To pay for yearly lab tests that check whether I'm still healthy or not but that the insurance companies won't cover because they're con artists.

>welder
>most of the time yeah
>like 35k aka not enough

>>39334511
>23k after insurance for lab tests
are you getting checkups every day or something? Blood tests and health checkups shouldn't cost that much m8

>>39334477
Did you get a bachelors degree in computer science? what does an average day of work look like? Also was that your first salary starting as a programmer, and how old are you?

>>39334477
You blew it at a 110k salary

>>39334528
There are some that're bimonthly (1 every 2 months) and there are a lot that are yearly. The issue is that insurance keeps denying my claims to cover them, because they want me to only have the bimonthlies every year and the yearlies every five years.

I petitioned it a lot, but every time I try to do something, they tie it up in court and I mess up on the paperwork or something and then it gets dropped and I have to start at zero.

I tried getting an attorney, but the attorney was more expensive than the medical payments.

I'm honestly just hoping that we move to single payer so I don't have to literally kill myself working just to ensure that I'll live to a decent age.

Last year cost around 27000 though because I had cancer in my ass (not a joke). This year also looks like it'll cost 27000 because I got it removed this year and diagnosed last year, so I've had to pay my maximum out of pocket twice.

>>39334531
Yes.
I get to work and check logs, email, and chat to see if anything I work on is behaving weird, if not I go get breakfast and read manga/4chan. Then I work on whatever I'm supposed to be working on. Get lunch and shit around on phone some more. Do standup. Keep working. Go home.
Yes.
23-25.

>>39332748
I work at an adult day program for young adults with developmental disabilities. Lead programs like cooking, sports, vocational, life skills, creative writing and a lot of community outings. Also do some one on one work on the side where we mostly go out to eat, watch movies, and hang at the park or library.

Make around $50-55k

Love what I do. Had a kick-ass water balloon fight yesterday.

>>39334634
Aww that makes sense, fug at least it sounds like you got the cancer bit sorted.

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>>39332748
>arcade
>parents are more retarded than kids, and are fucking con artists, kids are fucking filthy animals, niggers never clean up after themselves and always want to start some stupid shit
>$8.25/h

>>39334662
Yeah. I almost got fired over it though.

Was insanely depressed because it looked like I was gonna die even though I've been working so hard for my entire life just so that I can live past my 40s, only to die in my 20's.

I mean, I didn't die, but I thought I was gonna die. So I wasn't very functional and I was crying a lot, even at work. Like, I was still getting work done at an alarming pace, but I was scaring our clientele and nobody except my supervisor and his supervisor knew why.

>>39332885
Well, it depends on where you live. 13 an hour can be horrible in expensive places to live like California or New York.

>>39334699
That's rough, did cancer run in your family? What symptoms did you have before you got diagnosed with the cancer

>>39334732
Cancer was only found because I get blood tests and checkups all the fucking time. My mom had ovarian cancer, but that's most likely unrelated.

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Industrial process technician. Pin up railway cars for 8-12hrs a day. 100-140k a yeAr. Boring, loud and dangerous. But very easy

>>39334842
Don't get crushed anon.

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>>39332748
Good job OP

providing for yourself and wanting to die everyday is the best most of us can hope for.

>>39334862
Somedays I feel like it wouldn't be so bad

>>39332748

I do basic it support for a non-profit. Since at least 85% of the employees are women, I also take care of anything that requires some muscle. I've started to hate it lately for a variety of reasons.

>custodial supervisor at university
>31k/yr
I just started, so I can't say how much I like it yet. Student employees basically do everything, so it's kinda boring, but I can't do vidya and watch videos all day like my supervisor did when I was a student because that's a bad example to the students or something. The guy I'm replacing is one of those super-social busy-bee go-getters, so that's what the underlings are used to. When I actually have something to do though, it's bredy gud. Full benies, including retirement (pension AND 401K). Familiy thinks I'm wasting my potential/talents/degree/etc, but I'm comfy.

>23 years old
>final year of Uni

I feel like I should be enjoying all the spare time I've got at the moment but yet at the same time I'm sick of being broke and want to finally have money.

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side, especially given that I'll be working a wageslave McJob upon graduation.

We're all going to make it though and don't you forget it

>>39335032
>Building attendant
>Love it because I get to play on the internet all day and the few responsibilities I have are opening up, acting as security/help desk whenever people come in. Occasionally have to interact with people but it usually runs itself
>Literally no crime because its in a rich city city with Asians and Whites and mixed couples
>had my own window office
>16 an hour

Its the perfect job.
All summer I did was watch movies and shows and play runescape on my laptop. Meanwhile facility renters did there own thing

The worst part is though is long shifts from 8am to 3-5pm where I legit get tired of sitting and browsing the web

>>39335167
You should grab a guitar or keyboard or.. trumpet or something and start learning how to play; it'll pass the time.

>>39334842
Is a job like this easy to get?

>>39332748
That rabbit is fucking hawt

>>39335496
Yeah I had no prior experience. Just gotta live near an industrial sugar mill or something similar. I live in Australia too so our penalty rates are very good

>>39334293
Thinking of becoming EMT. How was schooling and how easy was it to get a job?

>>39332748
"stock clerk"
$8.70 after taxes
it's okay, very boring/tedious. Alone most of the time, shitty repeating music

>>39332882
what do you do all day?

this sounds cool

Level with me fellas
I turn 23 in November. How fucked am I if I've never worked? Only thing I've got going is uni.

>>39332876
CENTURYLINK IN WISCONSIN

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I'm the IT guy at a large inner-city middle school. It's pretty fun and rewarding in the micro-sense: lots of old ladies that bring in baked goods every other day, many days off including summers, a lot of satisfaction coming from fixing things with my hands every day, kids that think I'm cool because I'm the "computer guy", many different odd high-tech toys to play with, etc.

Only downside is pay. Can't really get ahead only taking home about $2,100 a month after all the taxes/mandatory teacher retirement system allocations. That would usually be enough for a comfy NEETesque lifestyle, but my city has a crazy high cost of living. Currently trying to find a proper sysadmin gig, but the competition is fierce with tons of STEM graduates floating around.

>>39335803
i got hired, no experience, no references, at 27. Went to a job fair for a supermarket, they were opening a new location. Talked to the interviewer, she circled one of my choices, wrote down a dollar figure and offered me the job. Did the drug test and did orientation two days later. Trained for the new location, it's since opened and now I have work history and references if I want to leave.

>>39335845
oh and all I have is a GED

>>39335845
This gives me hope, Anon. Hopefully I can get a comfy workstudy for the fall quarter.

>>39332994
4011 was the one for banannas

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I drive truck for a large company. When I'm at max speed of 62 mph I'm making $23 an hour. I have a 70 hr work week and get paid by the mile so I can either have a good or bad paycheck. It's ok I guess. Learning to back into parking spaces and loading docks was the shittiest part. Lots of other shitty parts but boredom is the worst now

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I'm still in college or whatever just trying to get a degree and honestly I don't know what the fuck I will do when I get out. My future thus far looks hopeless.

>>39332748
>What job do you do?
Professional NEET
>Do you like it?
Yes
>How much do you make?
Millions

tl;dr: I win at playing the markets and now I'm gonna entrepreneur things.

>>39336161
entrepreneur my dick, i guarantee growth in the near future

>learning programming (literally I should just be reading books and practicing, nothing else)
>it's alright, I should be doing more learning and less other stuff
I might not have a job Monday. I've been doing backups, and when one hasn't been going well, I decided to do a chkdsk on the original drive... the chkdsk started going rigorously at the same spot some of the other backups did. The other backups which, while weren't working the first place, ended up just as poorly after the chkdsk. I really hope I didn't fuck up a senior guys system which wasn't up-to-date because he needed older shit to run on it.

>>39332748
I post in these threads from time to time and never get a (you). Can't be that common

>tfw military/police CQC instructor and retired boxer
>"oh like this kickboxing, yeah my little jerome-justin does that"
>"what do you mean you dont coach kids? military? but they are evil, they kill people"
>"tehee I'm a 5'5 80 pound woman, I can totally beat you (6'2 205lbs) up because I'm in da puhleece"
>gets surprised when I pick her up and carry her outside while she's screeching

Just murder me already

>>39336180
Made me kek for some reason, 10/10

>>39336307
Are you into B&D?

>>39333189
this literally sounds like my personal hell

Professional 4chan shilling
Yes
42k/yr

>>39336362
Odd question, but a bit. As the dominant part atleast

Not that I ever had the chance to do it

>>39332748
Retail slave
No
Not enough to live independently

>get into decent retail job through relatives for the summer
>have contract so i can work there later
>next summer approaches, apparently firm went bankrupt
>still no official word from manager

Manual labor
Yes
Nothing

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>Landscaper
>I don't hate it, but I don't really like it
>13$ an hour

I get to work by myself and my supervisor is really chill. Sometimes I get to help the Maintenance department with super easy shit

>>39336420
Highly recommend learning to do knots and shibari. You'd be surprised how many women will try it if you ask.

>>39336578
What tool do you use to slit their throat? Freak

>>39336578
I'm not this guy >>39336596

Not like I have any women to try it out on, but I've got a gigantic thing for colkars and leashes, maybe I'll find a girl who's into that someday

Why can't people live off of minimum wage anyway? If you're smart you can share a place for ~500/m, and eat for ~600/y. Factor in utilities and that's another 150/m, you'd have money to spare even if you worked low hours. Assuming of course you manage your resources to peak efficiency and zero waste. That's still less than 9000 a year.

>>39336668
>share apartment
>still live paycheck to paycheck
>eat one pack of ramen a day every day, that's your food forever
>no money to eat out or hang out with >friends
>no money for vidya
I'd rather take the bullet, senpai

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>>39336668
I work minimum wage and only get ~400-500 bucks a month.

>supermarket
>hate it. managers are dickheads and I'm forced to work with mentally/physically retarded people all the time.
>make only $10 an hour

Started working as a bartender about a month ago, but I was so bad at talking to locals and pulling pints they stuck me in the back doing prep and dish washing, honestly prefer it so much more since I never have to talk to anyone.

Yesterday I lashed out at some poor hotel receptionist after giving my CV. I have sent about ~500 CVs in the last year and a half, both via email and in person. It don't work. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna suicide myself in a public place

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>>39334953
Gonna be okay

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>>39338034
Well what's on your resume in terms of tertiary education or previous experience? If you're in your 20s and the answer is nothing, I don't really blame society.

You'll just have to suck up your pride and do a minimum wage job.

>>39334524
35k as a welder? Where/ what state do you live in?

>>39336668
because price of food and rent goes up but peoples pay stays the same. Landlord increased rent by a hundred dollars last year.

>>39333310
I operate a 7", 4.5" and a mag drill on a daily basis. I do a little bit of plasma cutting and drive a scissor lift from time to time.

>webdev (full stack) in bank
>love it to death, look forward to work
>$31 per hour
If my local currency wasn't fucked currently, it'd be more like 40 bucks an hour.

Did I mention that I'm still studying on the side, that it's my first job, and that I started like three weeks ago?

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>>39338753
I am learning web dev as a hobby for now. Still trying to perfect CSS and HTML to know what is all possible and make things just happen in my folder laboratory. Hoping to get into javascript soon. Trying to understand it all and get the best practice. Only has like 2 hours a day to learn because I am a wagekek.

I havent think about trying to pursue it professionaly. Is it realistic without a degree or I should just let is as glorified hobby? I am 26 and Im sure it would take me at least year from now to know something relevant but I dont believe I can get in at this age without a degree or?

>>39338856
I honestly don't know, dude. I haven't finished my degree myself, yet I got a job. I imagine you'll have a hard time without a degree, unless you have a dope ass portfolio, which you definitely can build freelance. A friend of mine did just that, but I am happy I chose the education path.

>>39336668
those prices vary incredibly depending on which city you live in
where i'm living, those estimates are a pipe dream

>>39332748
>Video game QA tester (no joke)
HOWEVER
>At Activision

If i have to play the new COD again im gonna kill myself

>Warehouse box packer
>Pretty good for the pay, and Sundays are comfy as fuck since most people work during the week and we are not pushing to get high numbers
>12/hour for simple work, much better than the 9/hour I made at a sub restaurant

>>39332748
>tfw graduating with a bachelors degree
>don't know what job or career i'll get in the future

I don't want to be in a cubicle for life, just thinking about it is soul destroying.

>>39340433
Find the bugs and tighten the graphics dude.

>>39332748
Explains why call centers service is so shit.

>>39338856
A degree just increases your chance of your resume being seen. There are alternative ways to increase the chance that are even better.

>>39332748
>Desktop Support, Law Firm
>It's okay, obviously lawyers are cunts
>$43 AUD an hour

>>39336668
The thing is though most minimum wage jobs suck. Companies that have good workplaces end up being saturated with applications.

>>39340433
I heard VG QA testers isn't what it's cracked up to be. There were for-profit colleges having commercials for that. I think it was either full sail or ITT tech.

Part time """webcam model"""

>get paid to masturbate
It's pretty good. I make over $30 an hour doing it.

>Low end hair/makeup stylist
>only 13$ an hour
>I don't hate it, it's been a hobby of mine for awhile. Actually went to cosmetology school for it

>>39332748
Oversee the production of unreleased aircrafts and fix any issues that arise during production due to material and process, stress, fire design, initial design, or mechanic error.

I love it, wouldn't have ever foreseen doing this at 23 years old

A whopping 53k/ yearly

>>39341413
Are you super hot/fit?

>>39342253
Nope, just kinda toned, cute face, big dick.

>>39342290
Post pics, is it jst for gay guys or do women pay?

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>>39332748
>5 Guys Burgers and Fries
>8.25/hr + end of shift 5$ average tip
>Work with a bunch of single middle aged women
>None of them are hot
>They're fucking boring and the only conversation that ever occurs is gossip
>The job wouldn't be nearly as painful if they would just fucking talk about something
>Depending on days work can be practically non existent.
>Slow days I'm literally getting paid just to stand around.
>Food at 5 Guys is pretty expensive, so we're typically never overwhelmed.
>Hours are typically anywhere from 3-7 hour shifts
>I don't hate the job, but the people there just make it fucking miserable

It's a pretty great job relatively compared to every other fast food place imaginable, but holy fuck these people make it boring.

>>39342330
Bi guys are by far my most common customer. Only a select few women pay. I do get a lot of sex offers from women, though.

I actually have zero interest in men, but they pay me a lot so I just roll with it.

>>39335845
>27 year old lands a minimum wage job with no education or experience
Why are you acting like this is a milestone?
Its very common
>>39335858
>>39335876
you guys need better life goals, jesus

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>>39338856
I'm doing the same, been studying for 4 days a week for roughly 6 months and now doing unpaid internship because I need to experience, no degrees but I might try to shoot for some certificates, like a Zend Certified PHP certificate, just for the heck of it, looks good on your resume.

I can get by but there is so much I don't know and I my pace is too slow since I don't want to write pajeet-tier code.
Started out with PHP and the HTML/CSS, but now doing mostly javascript, which is kinda fun but the pressure kills me sometimes.
Maybe I'll look for a different workplace, the one I'm at now is nice but it's small and a bit chaotic which can be frustrating at times.

I'd be happy to do this a little longer, for a small salary just so I can get by, safe a bit of money and get my life in the stable zone for once.
If I manage that, I'd love to get my hands on a motorcycle license, that's kinda what motivates me to keep going.

>>39338856
Learn react and shit.

>>39342506
>PHP
They'll throw it in the trash the moment they see that though.

>>39342542
It was only an example but is it really that bad?
I mean, I feel like I have a solid base in programming now I can easily learn some other things.
Any reccomendations?

>>39342399
What are you doing on this board? You're obviously a normie who gets off on shitting on robots.

My parents never taught me anhthing about jobs so I've never had one. Have a degree though. Man life fucking sucks when you're either "overqualified" for shit jobs or you "don't have enough experience" for the better but still shit jobs.
I'm thinking about going to a cc for some nursing thing or radiology cert or something.

what's the best kind of experience for a neet to lie about? I don't have anything to put down

>>39343687
forgot to mention that theres basically no information online about this. people on other sites who say they have "no experience" are actually normies doing just fine, and the normies that answer their "problems" say things like "write down your achievements in college" "write the job you worked at for your parents business" "write down any volunteering you did" fucking LOL

is there a single site on the entire internet specifically for actual NEETS?

>>39338173
Quebeckistan.
The ironworker unions singlehandedly fucked our shit so now most of us have to make do with barely acceptable fab shop jobs.

>>39343858
Underage ban now

Originaloliii

>>39342399
It is a life goal, to get a job. What fucking life do you have?
Anyway, the point is you're not unemployable unless you're a vegetable

I'm studying, living with my parents. I work at a call center, all of my earnings are used to pay for my uni, the other half of the price is paid by my parents.

I don't like it.

Kindergarden teacher.

i get payed to change diapers, cut fruit and play in sand. its super comfy, only shit part is the parents some times. but overall i love it

i make 25 000-ish Danish kroner =
4 050.425 U.S. dollars a month.

its very okay pay, i live in a big house with my parents so living costs are low-ish and i ride my bike ti work, saving up is comfy

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>>39344653
Changing diapers? How old are they?

>>39344653
Are you a woman? I'd be paranoid about getting accused of being a pedo.

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>>39344708
He can at least succ them thicc thights.

>>39344697
yea, mostly after nap time, the kids are very self sufficient though, taking off their own diapers and throwing them out, so i only put them on
the kids i have on my wing now are somewhere between 2.5 and 5ish
>>39344708
no, im a short white guy with a big bushy red beard.
> I'd be paranoid about getting accused of being a pedo.
the solution for this is very simple, dont be a FUCKING pedo filth, the other kindergarten teachers and the institution would have my back, plus, you are never alone with the children during nap and diaper changing and stuff, always at least 2 teachers

the funniest is that kids think of age as in hight, so the new kids always ask confused if im an adult because of my hight

>>39332748
I work at a pizza place, its essentially slave labor but I work with qties, and im so in love with one of the grills that works there that it literally makes me want to end my life

>>39344797
No but seriously, you should watch The Hunt even if I'm guessing it's not super realistic.
For a second I actually thought you were LARPing as the main character

IT help desk agent at a school district
sometimes it's interesting and rewarding, other days just boring and stressful. september is a nightmare
$27/hour

>>39344871
ive had it recommended to me before, never seen it though, never cared much for Mads Mikkelsen, he is kind of bland.

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>>39332748

>What job do you do?
Middle school computer science teacher
>Do you like it?
Yes, very easy and it's a good school so the kids aren't little fucks. However I have to try really hard because I'm edging testing period at this school. Just finished college not long ago.
>How much do you make?
equivalent of 1600 usd/month