>here's your burger, faggot
>that'll be $5.99
>plus tip or I'll tell my boss you raped me
wew
i could have fun with her.
p-p-please d-don't.
>>39332003
Fine I'll just rape you for real then.
She obviously wants the d.
Why else would she threaten me with such false accusations
>>39332003
I was gonna rape you anyways!
*cackles maniacally*
NOT IN MY MCSPANKIES
This is why I dont eat out. Shit gets expensive quick and I have to deal with angry wagies. Be smart, eat canned or frozen food
>>39332003
Oh ill give you the tip alright
jj
If your gonna say that, I'll just rape you right now
>>39332003
> Tell her that my iPhone's microphone was set to record at all time
> Enjoy free meal