>tfw want to be a sexy trap >I'm fat as fuck >super

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Maybe in the next life, boyo.

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>>39326861
What is there is no next life? :'(

Lose weight and shave then you fat fuck. You can practice doing a girl voice. Plenty of shit on the internet to find out how.

Just eat less senpai

>>39326906
Hope VR takes off very soon.

i heard suicide was a great method to become a trap

I don't want to be a sexy trap

I just don't want to be me

Post what you look like and we can see what things you can improve on

>>39327140
Don't think OP can because of board rules.

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>>39326832
It's time that you were free OP. Go join them.

>>39326832
>>tfw want to be a sexy trap
>>I'm fat as fuck
>>super hairy all over my body
>>deep voice
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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>>39326832
>tfw want to be a cute trap
>I'm tall, old and ugly

>>39327214
It's a horrible feel. I'm too emotional to be a male.

>>39327140
What >>393327170 said. Don't think I can.

>>39327179
Already debating it anon.

>>39327170
Agreed, but he could also post on /soc/ and place the link here.

Or better yet OP, go back to /lgbt/

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>>39326861
>those thighs
>that navel
>that thicc cock
holy fucking yum

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>>39327267
You forgot the best part
>those itty-bitty boi-titties

>>39327319
hormone tits are gross honestly

>>39327341
What are you, some kind of 100% fag? Don't talk to me if you're over 70% gay

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>>39327267
Not as hot as this.

http://www.xvideos.com/video16367087/selfie_112_anal_orgasm

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>>39327397
>those related videos
brb cleaning up puke

>>39327452
>caring about the related videos and not focusing on the actual video

a real cuck you are.

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>>39327397
is that lube coming out?

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>>39327007
>tfw probably won't live long enough to experience affordable consciousness VR

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>>39326832
Similar but I want to be a girl.

We're just going to have to wait for a miracle of science like Ghost in the Shell technology or something.

>>39327607
I wouldn't mind that either. But being a trap is our only option at this point in time unfortunately.

>>39326832
Unironically same. I'm not delusional enough to think I could ever make it work, but goddamn if I didn't spend a few weeks crying alone at the realization that I can never be what would make me truly happy in life.

>>39327569
No it's ogre semen

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>>39327651
I wanted to be a trap too but i'm too far gone both bodily and agewise. I figure if i'm going to have an impossible dream I might as well go all out. And to be honest, i've always wanted to be a girl anyway.

I'll never be happy. I've come to accept it.

>>39327764
How old are you anon? As long as you're not middle aged I think you could become a trap if you worked hard enough. I wish I could hug you anon. Atleast cheer you up somewhat.

>>39327815
33. The dream is dead.

The only thing that brings me happiness is playing dress up in video games.

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I'm actually small and skinny, moderately hairy, but I'm black, so I can't be a trap

>>39327839
Black guys can trap, it's just a hundred times harder to pull off. You have to have THE genetics.

I have a gender swap/body/swap/ race change fetish. I'd love to go from white guy to Japanese girl.

Is race changing a common fantasy for black bois in your position?

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>>39327835
Honestly made me tear up a little. It's okay anon, I want you to know that I love you very much. Try to enjoy life for what it is, and I wish you the best of luck in everything. <3

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>>39327882
I can't say I've never tried it before, but more in a private/Crossplay way, I have tricked Anons into thinking I'm a girl for (You)s
I've never really thought about race changing at all.

>>39327891
Thanks. You're a sweety.

I guess it's hard not to feel for kindred spirits.

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>>39327957
I love you anon, you're welcome. <3

>>39327607
>>39327764
if you were able to live your life over again what would you have done differently?

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>>39327957
33 is probably too late to transition with hormones and look great, but you can still do tons to feel more feminine and good. Why not get in shape, shave all over, grow your hair out some? Aside from feeling much girlier you'll have healthy things to focus on that also happen to distract you from what has you down.

>>39326832
>post face
>post body
>post voice

>>39328218
As a girl? Or a guy?

As a guy i'd have taken better care of myself, not been a turbo sperg in school (dispel all the Columbine fears at least), took school more seriously, write more, pursue drawing more.

As a girl i'd be modest, pursue the arts more, music, education. Be a good girl.

>>39328249
Exercise isn't that big a deal but i've not done it really all year since a new bout of depression destroyed my motivation again. But my body is far too masculine to look good in any way anymore. It's not like when I was a teenager and crossdressed.

I think the girliest thing i'm doing lately is painting my fingernails blue. I'm writing more since I resigned from my last job. I think i'm at some sort of turning point in my life.

>>39328337
If your body has changed from 20-33 in ways you don't like, that's just distribution of fat, which you can remedy with t-blockers and estrogen you can order online. all this costs money though which doesn't sound ideal if you just quit your job.

Look up workouts for girls, things that enhance your butt and hips. blue nails are cute

>>39328249
that's a nice looking asshole, wouldn't mind putting my penis there tbqh

>>39326832
>lose weight
>shave or nair
>practice a higher voice
Done. Unless you are an uggo in which case don't bother

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>fat
>too skinny
>hair everywhere
>deep or not convincing voice
Typical anime girl posting tranny hon

>>39326906
Unironically hope that the singularity comes soon.
You can upload yourself to a computer, and then simulate a universe where you're a cute trap.
If you don't expect it to come soon, you can sign up for crynoics and hope someone wakes you up after you're dead.

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>>39327397
>That sound as the lube plops out