>college roommate is tyrone student athlete >already exhausted

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show him some D4NK M3M3S

>>39325702
>tyrone student athlete
Bro, small talk doesn't go on forever. This may be your chance to do life differently. If Tyrone doesn't actively hate you, tag around with him next party, for he is the ultimate wingman by virtue of being an athlete.

>>39325702
I had a roommate like you. He raped a girl.

>>39325702
>college roommate is a transgender tumblrite
>can't even browse 4chan around it, out of fear of it thinking I'm a neonazi and telling the entire school

>>39326201
You should hit that ass, bro.

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>tfw I live alone in a ridiculously cheap one-room flat on government welfare
Godbless for living in the promised land of robots, northern Europe.

>>39326172
This
All my roommates were reddit tier normies meaning they were just normal enough to have friends but still insufferable faggots who didn't go to parties or do anything cool.

This is your moment OP. Your chance to turn it all around. Throw away your television, throw away your computer. Leave now and never come back.

>>39326207
he's a "lesbian transgender," which apparently means he only likes girls, but he still acts degenerate, wearing female clothes, makeup, doing the most irritating high pitched voice humanity has ever known, ect.

>>39326351
Jesus fuck request a transfer.
Say you're a Muslim or a mormon and it's against your religion.

>>39326351
Sounds like Randy Stair

>>39326351
Piss in his food.

>>39326172
>>39326314
I don't want that. I want to live quietly. I like video games. I don't like parties. I don't like forced socializing. I don't like team sports.

>>39326546
Then resign yourself to your fate and don't complain when you're a wizard with no friends

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be prepared for him to encroach on your personal space, not give a fuck about what you want, and to fuck your gf and bring girls in that you have to listen to fucking like a cuck.

I knew a guy with a black athlete roomate and he basically hated it and it drove him to feel emasculated and more mentally ill.

You are at the center of the race struggle, have fun watching him fuck 10/10 white girls and set the rules for the room.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

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Do you people really let others see you browsing 4chan? Like the catalog with all that sissy BBC / footfag / furry / whatever shit? I click to another window when someone is in the room.

>>39326728
I already hide porn threads, I don't like to look at them

>>39326128
>1.95Mb
What are you hiding in there faggot?

>>39327580
looks like a regular png of about 1000x1000 pixels, typical for a png of that size, dunno who or what would be stupid enough to encode it that way

>>39326728
I switch to a worksafe and non-weeb board when someone walks in. I don't care if people know that I go on /fit/ or /v/, I just don't want anybody to know I go on /a/ and /e/.