Why do you deserve a gf? Post your stats, advantages, disadvantages

cons
-bit overweight at 210
-NEET
-lazy
-uneducated
-epileptic
-shit at cooking

pros
-6'2
-samrt
-cute
-funny
-charming
-have my own place

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>5'9
>tried 4 jobs and failed but still trying
>respectful to women
>trying to persue a better future for myself
>buying into consumerist bs to impress people
>started boxing 2 months ago and train every single day for 3-4 hours
>imto skin care and browse /fa/ to try and be attractive
>not obsessed with pornography like most robots
>dont watch anime anymore
>my room is always clean and organised
>not a manwhore and a virgin

Do I deserve a gf?

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>>39323934
cons
>5'10''
>asperger's
>very, very clingy
>short attentionspan
>will get worried you dont like me even if you say you do

pros
>lifts
>white
>blonde
>blue eyes
>european
im bad at finding good things about myself .__.
people say im good looking, i disagree, but :shrug:
>insatiable sex drive

Pros:
Funny
Rich
Somewhat positive
Attractive (maybe 7/10)

Cons:
Untrusting (reason I lost my ex)
Kinda pushy when it comes to contact
Tend to overthink things (what led to lack of trust)

I'm a good guy I swear, I miss having someone which is worse than not having anyone at all. Some of you robots haven't experienced true pain.

>>39324086
>Do I deserve a gf?
Everybody who can love deserves to be loved

It doesn't matter. I can't have a gf

>>39324200
You sound cute tbqh, would date/10

>>39323934
I'm not fat, I make good money, I will have my own apartment in a few days, my family owns a decent amount of property in NYC, and I'm not a piece of shit

I would be willing to be with and supportive of any girl, roastie or not, as long as she wants to be with me currently I am willing to overlook her sexual history and relationship past

>>39324450
you wouldnt happen to live in europe?
inb4 female(male)

>>39323934
Stats:
>110 lbs, 5'9"
>hispanic/white
>brown, wavy hair with copper highlights, brown eyes
>138 IQ

Advantages:
>genuinely pretty smart and well-read
>actually really like kids and am very good and patient with them; actually want kids
>multiple-synesthete
>ambidextrous
>good at drawing
>trying to get into med school
>decent at cooking
>actually really good at fucking and fingering, okay kisser
>capable of performing all domestic functions
>trained in boxing and tae kwon do
>sincerely committed to being sincere, generous, respectful, forgiving, and brave
>naturally really good with dogs and animals, dog-whisperer tier
>laid-back and easy in general
>actually care about my family and try to be a good person

Disadvantages
>sort of scatterbrained and airheaded
>sensory processing disorder, probably actually on the spectrum
>sort of messy and lazy
>sort-of girly music tastes
>actually a pretty pissed-off and irritable person underneath and totally capable of acting like a complete psychopath if I'm passionate about something
>pretty tense and anxious
>addictive and obsessive personality
>childhood trauma
>probably at DEFCON II at all times mentally and just good at handling it

>>39324302
Somebody chose you. You're at least not a genetic dead-end.

I don't. I'm short, ugly, paranoid, insecure, and misogynistic with a 6.5" average dick that has a 10:00 curve

>>39324827
no, sorry. If only..

>>39323934
>5'11 (so not a Manlet)
>I make 200000 annually
>I'm fit (not /fit/ though, just running and bodyweight)
>I have friends
>I may not be a nice person but I always try to put myself in the shoes of others before making decisions and judging them, and I never seriously screw over other people for humor/out of spite

Advantages
>6'3''
>White
>22 years old
>Not fat
>Blue eyes
>Good at math

Disadvantages
>Introverted autist
>Skeleton
>Manchild

>>39323934
I deserve a catgirl gf because I will give and do anything for one.
Nothing else can compare.

>26yo
>NEET
>live with parents
>big dick
>poor hygiene
>poor social skills
>only hobbies are 4chan and reddit and sometimes watching tv/films
>rarely leave house
>not fat

I am better than those douchebags that have gfs so

>>39325047
i mean, if you want to, we could become friends? (dont expect anything of me tho, as i said, im a aspie)

>>39325224
>hobbies include reddit
wew lad you don't deserve to live, let alone have a girlfriend.

>pros
opinionated
intelligent
6'2"
175 pounds
somewhat athletic
play basketball and golf
educated
have my own job/place
dog-owner

>cons
opinionated
lazy
low self-esteem
really bad diaper fetish
never try at anything because I'm afraid of failing
paralyzed by regret
haven't had a relationship in 7 years

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23
+ve
>6'5
>ok looking
>job+uni
>ride motorbike

-ve
>cripling self doubt*
>skinnyfat getting on regular fat
>live at home
>no car

*this is by far my biggest negative, there are plenty of people whith the other things getting mad puss so why not me.

>>39323934
pros
>blonde hair
>gr8 eyes
>jawline
>/fit/ (ottermode->athletic)
>caring
>very smart


cons
>5'10"
>very insecure, although fitness helped me with this
What I thought was the love of my life qt 9/10 5'0" gf just broke up with me yesterday. She didn't give me any legitimate reasons why she did, she even said she still likes me. fuck me /r9k/

>fit 13 percent body fat
>fashionable
>Nice, good sense of humor
>Pretty decent job

>5'6" manlet

>>39323934
Because I want one.
t.Chad

>>39323934
Pros:
Cute green eyes
Uni student at programming (so possible decent income)
Always honest
Not fat
Very caring
Free hugs

Cons:
5'10" (or is it a pro?)
Average (or a little below average) looking (big nose and narrow jawline)
Not too muscular
Have become very apathic

Misc stats:
Love photography, race driving and swimming
Love metal, some swing and nu disco
Love dark humor
Redpilled
Love me sum vidya (a lot)

>>39324416
I actually teared up for a second.

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pros
>6'1"
>decently attractive face
>good job, educated
>in-shape

cons
>balding

>>39325365
any time I get even a hint of another persons interest in me my autism jumps in to maximum overdrive and my brain floods me with negative thoughts. Generaly that I'm just imagining the attention and that no one likes me. The worst thing is I know it's probably right sometimes but I've got no idea when its right or not.

>pros
5'11"
Intelligent
Average weight
Usually considered funny
(My mom says I'm handsome)

>cons
sperg
Clingy
Somehow have a superiority and an inferiority complex
Depressed loser
I watch anime

>>39325537
Forgot the biggest con

>Am a sandnigger

Pros:
Funny
Confident
Smart (relatively speaking)
Good at witty bants
Can cook decently
Puns
Puns
Lots of puns
Great hair
Cons:
Manlet
Dicklet
Chinlet
Weak, no gains

>cons
NEET
exercise induced bronchoconstriction
timid
receding hair
lots of fetishes
live with parents
cant drive

>pros
6'0
lots of hobbies
witty
charming blue eyes
nice irish accent
caring
can cook
eclectic taste in all things media
conservative, want children.
monogamous

22

>strenght B
>toughness A
>speed D
>precision B
>movement D
>social skills C-

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>>39325141
>skeleton

C-cute robot

>Race
Autist
White
American
>stats
6'3
150lbs
60k/yr
>hobbies
Wine
Beer
Spirits

I hope to be anesthetist in 5 or 6 years and have dedicated room for making beer and wine. Too autist so girls not into me or alcohol. Money and hobbies is good replacement at least.

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>>39323934
cons
>insensitive
>dense as all heavens
>clingy as fuck but doesn't show it
>in fact, doesn't show any emotion at all despite feeling hard
>will alternate between forgetting to interact with you and getting really affectionate from nowhere
>watches anime
>cosplay
>unglodsly sleep pattern
>smuglord

pros
>skinny
>blonde
>blue eyes
>pale white
>/fa/ as fuck
>plays Acoustic Guitar
>wants to play to you and show off
>wants to spend the night cuddling by a campfire
>romantic
>inherited chad dad's seductive "aura"
>inteligent
>the most lovable person you will find on this earth if you manage to grab my attention
>sex drive is off the fucking charts high

as pinned post #2 implies, i can not provide personal pic
so i'll post ANIMEEEE version

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Stats:
>6'2"
>160lbs
>white
>19

Advantages:
>no interest in cheating
>caring
>can cook okay
>loves cuddling
>trap
>will cuddle you forever
>good hygeine/self maintenance
>low standards

Disadvantages:
>depressed
>makes art
>unemployed
>borderline schizophrenic
>sensitive
>no interest in sex, but still wants to do kinky shit
>cries alot
>clingy

>>39325122
>5'11
>not a manlet
PICK ONE

>>39323934
I don't, but I would like a girl that I could be supportive of and take her out and say nice things to her, and when she's feeling a little hot and bothered we could fool around and afterwards we could cuddle and all that nice stuff. It would be nice. I don't know if it'll ever happen again but if it does I'd like to be good for her.

>>39325000
You must be from a rich family
Origini

I think all of these can work for or against me
>skinny
>long hair
>harsh, stoic, calm
>not /fa/ggot but not complete mess
Stuff that works against me
>video games
>Doom, Stoner and Sludge metal
>some anime here and there
Pros
>can cook & bake
Cons
>personal insecurities
>stubborn
>I swear quite a lot

>>39325626
You sound perfect to me. Are you a virgin?

>>39327709
I am indeed, what makes me perfect?

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The majority of you don't deserve a relationship. You are no different to the normalfags that you so despise aside from the fact that they actually finding success in dating. All despicable and rotten to the core.

>>39327763
Well, you are perfect relatively speaking (to me). The pros are all excellent, and I relate to your cons list to the point that I find it endearing.

I make 185k a year.

>>39327837
..and every femanon opened their legs, just a little.

>>39327828
Wow, consider me charmed... Do you want to exchange contact info?

>>39327878
Sure. Do you have a throwaway?

>>39323934
Con's:
-lazy
-relatively sadistic ( i sometimes laugh at horror movies especially when it is about mutilated corpses )
-i lie sometimes to make things go smoother. Making people worry less/ caring less significantly increases their efficiency, so this might be a +
Pro's:
+above average intelligence, still not to big of a deal
+average/above average strenght
+im pretty patient
+1,87/89 meters tall
+loyal
+some girls told me i am attractive on different, separate occasions
And now depending on the taste:
I am blond, with blue-green eyes and of course white skin

>>39327998
[email protected] its not permanent, if you can't contact me soon I can make a gmail instead?

>>39323934
Lol'd at everybody in this thread.
>deserve a gf

I am a shoe, size 10, stinky, unoriginal laces.

cons:
Nonexistent

pros:
Big benin
Bigger benin
Biggest benin
IN a WoRLd, where cucks

>>39327814
And you somehow do? What makes you so much better and not "rotten"?

>>39323934
>21
>6'0"
>175lb, recovering skeleton
>pale white skin, light brown hair
>mom says I'm handsome
>smart (never taken IQ test, but getting low effort good grades in engineering at top tier university)
>not really interested in work/career, just want to be done with it
>extreme libertarian/individualist and "race realist"
>deeply interested in firearms mechanics and history, home built 9mm pipe gun and 80% AR last summer
>despise life in cities/urbanised areas, hope to never leave country again after I graduate
>prefer life to be straight forward
>do not get along with people who are emotionally weak or enjoy drama
>don't usually enjoy social interaction, typically prefer to be left alone
>don't feel emotional attachments easily, if at all
>MBTI tests give INTJ/INTP
>probably autistic, but people don't seem to notice
>honestly don't believe anymore that I am capable of being in a loving relationship, but still feel loneliness when laying alone at night

>>39325446
shut the fuck up you kmow you deserve a GF you had a 9/10 loser

>>39323934
>cons
>a bit overweight
>bad at cooking
>not muscular aside from pegs
>over confident

>pros
>outgoing
>happy about life
>considered charming
>good social skills
>dedicated and clean
>passionate

I'm 21, independant and down to earth

>>39328631
You shouldn't make so many unfounded assumptions.

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>>39323934
cons:
>ugly
>manlet
>balding
>mishapen
>absurdly lazy
>abrasive personality
>autistic dress sense

pros:
>reasonably intelligent
>mentally stable