>be me >invite guy over to my house from tinder >possiblebf.jpg

>>39323439

threads like this are what killed this board

>>39323439
have you tried being more confident? going to the gym? maybe getting a haircut?

>>39323455
also this regardless of whether this is shit bait or an actual women, fuck off no one wants you here, you dont contribute anything of value and no one here would miss you if you stopped posting

>>39323439
>invite guy over

You're already better off than any of us robots. Fuck off cunt.

>>39323439

maybe reality will collapse and i can finally stop feeling sad

>>39323439
Jeez, anon. Just because a guy fucks doesn't mean he's ready to cuddle. It's a big step for a guy.

It's fucking tinder what did you expect. Also getting laid that easily already makes you better than 90% of this board. Fuck off

>be slut
?

>>39323493

having mechanical sex doesn't exactly assuage my crippling loneliness

>>39323439
Serves you right, you are not entitled to a relationship.

>>39323439
>woman ever calling herself "anon"
Fucking disgusting, I hope you're all banned someday.

>>39323439
LMAO OP got his ass blown WIDE OPEN and then gave the man beer to-go. Wew.

lmao what a beast of a man

>>39323580
you know you just were a John, rite?

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>anons will willingly reply to this thread and not even sage

>>39323572
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>>39323455

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED ITS EITHER BAIT OR SOME TYPICAL SLUT WHICH WEVE ALL SEEN 1000 TIMES BEFORE YOU RETARDS

Oh look, female privilege.

>>39323619

such a privilege to be used as a hole

>>39323439
This is actually hilarious
Fucking stupid whore wanted Chad's cock instead of a nice, homely robot bf.
What state are you in? I'll love you

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>>39323439
fuck you and your shitty thread roastie

>>39323540

Then dont do it retard

>>39323439
> Threat by female
> threat is Fcking stupid
> Threat gets hot anyway
>

>>39323737

I thought maybe if he came over he might like to chill and have some beer and watch netflix with me

>>39323765
did he stick it in ur butt?

>>39323791

I don't ever want to do that

>>39323439
All you are is a worthless, vapid, cock socket. I'm glad you got pumped and dumped you stupid roastie fuckwhore.

>>39323811
Keep hooking up with tinder guys and they'll shove up there whether you like it or not

>>39323811
>>39323811
babby bend over and let me stick my thick thumbs in your pussy and my dick in ur arse

>>39323832

this attitude is why girls won't sleep with you

>>39323842
lemme stick my nose in ur arse and then my tail in thurr

>>39323865
*I put my ear to your butt* "yep" I say "time for buttsex"

>>39323843
The guy from OP's story thought so too and he got laid.

>>39323439
>"do you want to have a few beers?"
>"oh cool, thanks anon"
>he leaves with the beer


ahahahahaha
fucking roasie BTFO

The roastie got toastie'd thank you based Chad (I guess??)

>>39323439
lmao get played roastie bitch

>>39323669
Ignoreeeeedddddd xDDDD.

>>39323843
We'll obviously the guy who fucked her shares the same views soooo

>>39323477
what if girls actually had an equally unforgiving selection process as men.

I wonder what society would be like if the selection process wasn't skewed in the favor of any one gender

>>39323540
>having mechanical sex doesn't exactly assuage my crippling loneliness
well none of us can really ever get that far, so why the fuck would you ask people with a similar problem to come together and help your solve your dissimilar problem? What the fuck is wrong with people man, I swear, the ego is the only real obstacle between us and a nice life where nobody gets hurt by other people

>>39323455
Wrong. This board died when beta robots took over several years ago. This board was great when it was strictly for greentexts and stories.

>>39323634
yes it is a privilege to be wanted by other human beings. I'm sorry they don't want you they way that you like. I'm sure you'd be much happier with life if NOBODY wanted you in ANY way amirightbitch?

having it bad doesn't mean that nobody has it worse. Most of the normal and non-normal traffic on this board would do fucking well to remember a general rule about life such as that one

>>39324091

go have sex with a hooker and see if it makes you feel any better

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>go on tinder
>have sex with chad
>act like he wasn't gonna pump and dump
>act like a victim

fuck off cunt

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>tried using tinder a few years ago as a friend finder
>swiped on some guys that seemed okay and had similar interests with me
>only matched with 1 of them
>talked for a bit and we hit it off alright
>he asks me if he could come over to my apartment that saturday evening and i accept
>he shows up with 2 cans of beer
>we talk a bit, play some co-op indie crap and drink the beer
>he thought i was drunk or something and tried to fuck me
>told him i'm a virgin and that there's no way i'd let him get all slimy with me
>he becomes either hurt or mad (couldn't actually tell), makes up some excuse about how he "overstayed his welcome" and then walks off
>never messaged me again

Guess I dodged a bullet?

>>39324131

I guess I just think if I let someone inside me that makes us connected in a way, and it's not too much to ask to stay for a few beers

Did you expect better from randoms on Tinder?

If so, why?

>>39324127
Let's try some math you simple bitch

Person A and Person B both want 1 whole
Person A get 1/2 of that 1 whole
Person B gets 0 of that 1 whole

Now, it may be very hard for somebody like you, who thinks they are the most important thing in the world, to make sense of something like this, but I am, unfortunately, and optimist

>>39324232

I'm a person. Why treat me like a disposable hole? I just wanted to chill for an hour or two.

>>39324256
To be clear, the whole is human companionship, which can, for obvious reasons, be divided into two sections: emotional and spiritual

>>39324214
considering he left because he didn't have sex with you, definetely

>>39324273
>Why treat me like a disposable hole?
That's what tinder is for.

>>39324273
Well, for what it's worth, I would be willing to not only cuddle with you, but pillow talk and share intimate things and listen to what's stressing you out recently and try to help you feel better about it

But you would never want that from me, you would probably make a disgusted face at me if you saw me looking at you on the train, so what the fuck does it matter

>>39324283
He left because she didn't want him around, sir fedorington.

>>39324219
I guess if I give a girl thousands of dollars for having sex with me we'll feel connected in some way. Find an actual person with similar interested and with their intention not to be to fuck you. I know most women are pretty stupid but if you're letting random guys fuck you and expect some kind of attachment you're one cut above the rest for being a retard.

>>39324214
>tried to fuck me
Do you mean he tried to kiss you? Or do you mean that he just pulled out a condom, put it on, and started trying to take off your pants?

If its the former than that's on you, but if it's the latter then that guy is a greasy piece of shit

>>39324214
You're lucky you didn't get raped it would of happened with literally any guy every guy is a rapist remember that

>>39324405
shut the fuck up man she doesn't need shit like that filling up her head.

Not every man is a rapist, but a lot of people in the world will do whatever they can to get there way, men and women alike

>>39323439
just b urself
originallyasasfasfads

>>39323439
OP, are you a tranny or just a faggot?

>>39324489
>robot
>"be yourself"
this has to be some of the most stupid fucking advice ever.
do NOT be yourself EVER.

>>39324320
>accepted to let him in my apartment to chill out
>didn't want him around
Are you retarded?

>>39324360
If only it was a kiss thing.. I would probably just give him a kiss on the cheek instead but, no. He grabbed my arm and tried to lay me down on the sofa. But we were already sitting down on it playing on the console so there was no point in that??

>>39324531
Woman can't be robots though so beeing themselves works.

>>39323765
>I thought maybe if he came over he might like to chill and have some beer and watch netflix with me
you should have asked him if he was up for that directly beforehand. tinder is for getting fucked and he held up his end of the bargain.

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>>39323439

why didnt you just bee yourself roastie? oh wait, you did.

>>39323439
whats your snapchat? i will treat you right.

>>39324317
>>39324273
>But you would never want that from me, you would probably make a disgusted face at me if you saw me looking at you on the train, so what the fuck does it matter
this.
roastie gets fucked by chad and gets upset when chad acts like chad.
nickcannonconfused.png
girls know where to find and how to get men who will be nice to them. they choose to not seek out nice guys bc it's not that impt to them and they know it. that's on you, baby doll.

>>39324099
Beta stage was a genuine expression of boards original userbase. Normalfags came with newfags.

>>39323439
fuck off with these fucking shit threads fuck fuck fuck

>>39324214
>tfw I want to find friends on tinder too but there's nothing but dumb sorority sluts
>the girls who do say they want friends in their bio never match with me

I'm not even that bad looking for fuck's sake.

>>39324835
no girl is on tinder for friends you sick fuck
any girl that's on tinder can easily get a guy friend in real life, but won't, because she already has several

they just put that because their brain knows that they're on a website looking for dick, but they're brain doesn't want to admit that they're just looking for dick, so they're brain rationalizes it as, "oh i'm just looking for friends, not dick"

>>39324890
>>>39324835
>no girl is on tinder for friends you sick fuck
>any girl that's on tinder can easily get a guy friend in real life, but won't, because she already has several
>
>they just put that because their brain knows that they're on a website looking for dick, but they're brain doesn't want to admit that they're just looking for dick, so they're brain rationalizes it as, "oh i'm just looking for friends, not dick"
exactly, she already has dozens of friendzoned orbiters. all girls who aren't in a padded cell in an institution do.

>>39325007

i don't have any of these supposed orbiter friends all girls have. this is a robot myth

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>"do you want to have a few beers?"
>"oh cool, thanks anon"
>he leaves with the beer

>>39325152

it's not funny, it was humiliating

You tinder sluts are annoying. My boyfriend didn't have sex with me until we were together for 4 months.

>>39325275
Why was it humiliating? Maybe selfish, a little.

>>39325311

like I was trying to be sociable and he just thought I was giving him beer in exchange for sex

>>39323439
Get fucked roastie.
Sage.

>>39323439
>invite guy over to my house from tinder
>possiblebf.jpg

See your first mistake was being a stupid slut.

>>39325324
Since you put out right away and never discussed the possibility of a real relationshit naturally he assumed you were a hussy looking for a quick fuck. A lot of times that's what these online things are. Quit being humiliated, buy another case of beer and chill out after a good lay like he probably is. If you want more, make your intentions clear next time to avoid such misunderstandings, or hook up with him again just as a booty call.

>>39325450

it's a dating app

>>39325497
It's a meet n fuck app, you won't find any quality partners there

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>>39324715
>Wants to get with used goods
beta orbiters amiright

>>39323439
Roastie got toasty, nothing to see here.

>>39323455
Why? It's just some robot role-playing.
Shame summer kids will take it serious though.
I got a giggle out of it.

>>39324099
>board was great when it was reddit
Kys

>>39323439
Fuck this thread orgamiiiii

>>39325324
>be me
>Chad
>Saturday night
>hop on tindr before the big party
>see a 5/10 slampiggy wants the D
>horny so idgaf
>drive over and fucks this disgusting thing cause why not
>after cum I look down and panic
>ejectoseatocuzz
>"h-hey wanna talk"
>"i-ive got beer"
>Sure xDD
>grab the beer and gtfo
>joke with fellow chads about who has fucked the ugliest girl
>win

>>39324317
lol, suuuure you would buddy
You don't even know what this "girl" looks like

>>39323439
Probably fucked a nigger too. White women are filth

>>39325127
>i don't have any of these supposed orbiter friends all girls have. this is a robot myth
you do have to say you want them. you can't be a total lazy cunt.