is this the best way to kill yourself? i would like to jump

>>39322444
Your brain is going to eject from your skull.
lel

>>39322444
Checked

Best way is to hang yourself in my opinion.
I don't like to think about the shit going through your head while in mid air.

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>>39322444
Here ya go based trips anon

>>39322880
That's why you buy from a company like argos which have pure helium, the laws require them to state what's in it

This is objectively the WORST way to kill yourself.
Literally everyone who's ever died this way has later said they regretted it.

>>39322920
>Literally everyone who's ever died this way has later said they regretted it.
>died
>later said they regretted it
HMM

>>39322444
I could never go out that way, falling at high velocities freaks me the fuck out, which is why I always hated those tower rides at the amusement park. I'd probably go with a shotgun blast to the face

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Laying down your neck on the train tracks

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>>39323045
>look at this image
>try to think of solutions

>instead of habit and masks embrace truth
>instead of distance from people become close to people
>don't avoid risks
>don't be nihilistic assume everything you do matters

you can see why one would be stuck in the cozy trap

people are untrustworthy
risk causes failure
people are untrustworthy
being honest is a liability

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>>39322920
mate what

Originality is key

>I said people are untrustworthy twice

I meant to say nihilism is hard to beat because it might be true and it's easier then saying everything has meaning and you've been living in a way you're not happy with.

>>39323113
>try living in the cozy trap
>get horrifingly depressed, plus anhedonia

There's truly no winning, how can normies be so happy with life?

>>39322444
Nice dub trips
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Don't forget to do a backflip when jumping

The best suicide is the one that is most considerate to others.

If I ever go out I'll probably just seal up my bathroom and have a BBQ while lying in a body bag in the empty bath like the Nips did 10+ years ago.

>>39322444
You know what i'm afraid of? How to die.

If you get shot in the head your consciousness has no time to escape, you will not encounter the dmt high which sends you to the next dimension. If your brain get's turned into mush you will just be dead.

The only way to suicide is like your body would die natural, meaning lack of oxygen. So jumping from a roof, or getting squashed by a train, or shooting yourself in the head will be a nogo for me, because i still hope that if my brain dies naturally my consciousness will at least move on.

>>39324539
You were dead for l before you were born m8. It was just black 4 eternity why would there be an afterlife? Dying would be probobly like fallong asleep

>>39324599
You don't know that. That place where you were can not be comprehended by our brain that is created to just get this existence. If there is a soul it is formless and not bound to any physical things, many mysteries await us friend.

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>>39322444
No because there's a chance that you won't die and will live up to half an hour in immobile, incredible pain, based on reports of accidental falls and attempting an hero-ing.