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H-how do people figure out what condoms they need? Not that I'm

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H-how do people figure out what condoms they need? Not that I'm expecting anything, but I want to prepared just in case. Do they just buy a bunch of different kinds and try them on?

>tfw too afraid to go anyway to buy them because someone might recognize me

t. 5.5x6
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>buy condoms
>if they are not the right size get a different kind
how fucking stupid are you?
also if you're scared of people seeing you just buy them online.
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>>39320696
I don't have that kind of money, anon
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Go to a convenience store nowhere near where you live, and buy the three pack of regular Trojans for like three or four bucks. They'll either fit or won't, and you'll know what direction to go next.
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Get a durex condom like every other normal person. If you want a condom glove to fist someone with buy trojan.
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>>39320715
you dont have 10-15 bucks?
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>>39320668
>bought durex regular off of actual fucking eBay
>damn this is too tight
>do research online
>discover a brand that does the "larger" size
>fits perfect
fortunately I can find that brand in supermarkets here
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there are no condom sizes. they can fit anything from a thumb to a 2liter. Trojans and "large" condoms are a scam for insecure men
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>>39320943
>first time buying condoms
>drive literally almost 2 hours to a small local grocery store in another town
>bring a fake grocery list and walk around for about 30 minutes buying things
>in the middle of the trip, pick up a few condoms
>go back to shopping so it doesn't look suspicious
>go through self checkout even though I have a ton of items

This is my life.
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>>39320668
>tfw 6x6
Just search online for your size, but don't be surprised if you have tight fits because of the girth.
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>>39320668
Why do you need condoms anon? Did you meet a nice girl?
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>>39320668
Flavoured ones are best anon, but the tingly wingly ones are good too.
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>>39321647
> Did you meet a nice girl?
No he met your father. He's soliciting again.
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>>39320993
If 2 liters could feel, they'd be awfully uncomfortable with how tight it is.
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>>39320981
Just get a larger size of whatever you can jeez
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>>39320668
Get some out of the little vending machines they have in service station toilets. Alternatively self checkout lines and get a few brands.
Girth-wise, you'll need something bigger than usual.
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>>39321031
If you have above 5.4-5.5 girth then you're going to order condoms online.
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>>39322083
Oh wait.
Here you go, boys. Good luck.
http://www.kimono-condoms.com/condom-size.html
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would a girl notice if under the covers you slip on a stap on?
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