Who /trader/ here? >tfw making money with couple of clicks

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>>39319463
Trader here.
Laughing at all those wagecucks who think working for some company is gonna get them big bucks.

don't know how
too dumb to learn

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Started trading crypto as a hobby with 50 euro (because poorfag) and I lost up to 16 euro which I got back in 2 days because I found some cryptos which are regulary pumped and dumped

>we're in a ridiculous bull market which makes it look easy
>emotional people make shitty traders
>/r9k/=emotional people

I don't really understand the markets all that well and make shitty choices, so i'd likely lose a lot more than i'd gain.

I really want to get into this but idk where to start... Where did u learn to trade? Don't wanna be a normie trader.

>>39319463
>Thinking he'll make any real money without inside connections

Trading is a scam for retards

>>39319903
It is. Why the hell else would this faggot be advertising here of all places? He wants gullible morons to fuck over.

>>39319463
Econometrist here.
The next bubble is coming up. Loans and real estate purchases for online shopping comanies have skyrocketed. These loans are unsustainable after the shallowing of market growth after the crash. European market is the best protected, asian market the worst.

Sell sell sell dem amazon packets boys
Buy buy buy real estate fuckyeah

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>>39319903
Yes, I am making money, why wouldn't I? if no one is making money in the markets, there wouldn't be any markets.
>>39320131
wow, you guys are hopeless, I didn't advertise anything!
but whatever, stay poor, LOSERS!

>>39320245
I can already tell you have no idea what you're talking about

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>>39320356
>he doesn't trust a bonified econometrist

>>39319463

I tried but I just lost money

Any advise for a neet. I feel like this is something i can do. Give me some advise on where to start shit to read and become fucking rich

>>39320245

Buy real estate after the crash you mean?

>>39320409
>advise
First of all become literate.

>>39320409
Just start sucking dick. Hahaha.

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>>39320427
I would but how do I find it if I don't go outside?

>>39319463
>Why aren't you a trader?

I'm risk averse and have a pleasant government job. Just index funds for me thx

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>tfw statistician for a living whose job is forecasting and optimization
>tfw constantly making money off the stock market

You have no chance against me, NEETies. Enjoy your cute little Vanguard index funds. I'll be busy making over quadruple what you'll ever do.

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>>39320409
I trade currencies, it's difficult and risky but very rewarding when mastered,

You can start here to have a basic idea on what trading is:
>https://www.babypips.com/learn/forex/preschool

You have to learn basic concept such as how the markets works, what causes price to move, support and resistance, trendlines, all that stuff. (I recommened supply and demand zones, never forget this if you're planning on learning)

You can also open a free practice/demo account with any broker you want, and trade with fake money to test the market,

Again, trading is very difficult, but it becomes easier with time, it requires patience. I started learning three years ago, now I can easily pull at least 5% a month, I'm in the process of compounding my profits and making bigger trades, and of course, bigger profits.

Good luck.

>>39320409
1. Trade only penny stocks. They are anywhere between .0001 cents and 50 cents. Get hundreds of thousands of shares of them. Dump as much money as you possibly can in it. Consider this scenario:

You buy a penny stock at 0.0001. It's physically impossible for it to go any lower. It goes up the next day by just one penny: you just made 1,000% on your investment. If you are patient and hold onto it long enough, you can turn that i to 100,000%+ returns. If it goes back to the bottom, you haven't lost anything. That's the true secret.

It's literally win-win.

2. Don't buy index funds

Like making .1% per week on 10 shares of a stock that costs $150 each? Sweet, enjoy having 2% more money when you retire, assuming the economy doesn't crash and you lose everything. That won't happen if you buy a rock bottom penny stock.

3. Invest in a max of 2 companies

Warren Buffett, the world's most premier investor, said it best: smart investors buy into one company, safe investors diversify. The world has taught you to diversify, and this is entirely wrong. If you want to make millions, you need to do the research and go all in.

4. Technical Analysis is king
Technical analysis works. It's the best way to predict the future and is what all the professionals use. It's literally the way Wall Street decides what to buy that day. The only difference is they're trading billions of times. You don't need to do that, you just need the technicals.

I only trade crypto

>>39320889
You're not a real trader.

>>39319463
Because I'm too stupid for all that economical shit.

>tfw wanna be a cool haxor trader expert but I'm a brainlet

>>39320245

>the crash will happen any day now says increasingly nervous economist for the 7th time this year

>>39320909
You should move to the countryside and become a farmer. I have been working on my father's farm since I was a kid, and I find it comfy af. I couldn't even imagine working in some shitty office in a big city.

>>39320984
you need money to own a farm

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Anyone have thoughts on COOL?
>former game publisher gets acquired by a biotech company back in December
>was like $3 before acquisition
>is now $27
Got in at 18, it's a good feel

Only crypto for now, but think of starting stock soon...

>>39319463
Are you retarded? Most people don't make profits off their portfolio and growth is really slow and not enough to live off unless you're a genius who happens to know the perfect time to short stocks and also happen to be able to predict when shit stocks will blow up. Also you need some kind of money to get started and most of the people here either work for minimum wage, get NEETbux or are underaged like you.

>>39319463
I might start a forex brokerage so I can profit from fools who think they're smart enough to trade

>>39319463

> balance $1 756.38

wow, you're really trading with the big boys, huh?

>>39319512
>Laughing at all those wagecucks who think working for some company is gonna get them big bucks
>trades stock of said companies

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>>39321443
>>39321461
>>39321522
>idiots who blew their accounts.

>>39320816
Do the opposite of everything this guy says.

>>39319463
I'm 5k In the hole atm, crawling back up to 15k where I'll break 0 then not be retarded and trade 3x anymore

>>39321522
He's basically making some small pocket change to add to his neetbux and tries to be really smug about it.