>"Anon, I've loved you since we first met. Will you go out with me?"
>"Of course, I'll be the boss of this relationship."
What do you do?
>>39306871
say yes and become her sissy boyfriend.
>>39306871
Rape her.
So glad this aint original :)
>>39306871
*unzips kel-tec*
Heh, nothing personnel, degenerate.
>>39306871
I would say yes to anyone who asked me out
She's too good for me. I could never make her happy.
>>39307107
Even if their dick was bigger than yours?
>>39306871
This kind of thing is literally my #1 fantasy.
>>39307210
Thats gay anon
Your gay
You are bad
You should feel bad
>no balls
dropped
>>39306871
The dick ruined it for me
>>39308229
But thats the best part!
Ore
>>39308258
sorry im not gay
Orig
she would literally die when her dick got engorged because it is too big in proportion to her body, so she would not have a high enough volume of blood to avoid death of hypoxia once she got a boner.
assuming this was a penis anatomically similar to a human penis.
but if it wasn't, I wouldn't want it because it wouldn't be a real penis.
>>39308378
Would you choose her if you were guarenteed to never have a girlfriend if you rejected her?
>>39308486
Yeah, of course. But she would die once she got a boner.
Otherwise, I would be contending with some kind of penis not made with regular flesh, which wouldn't be nearly as attractive as a standard penis. Does that make sense?
Whether I would be happy in a relationship with a non-standard penis really depends on what it was actually made of.
>>39308378
>she would literally die when her dick got engorged because it is too big in proportion to her body, so she would not have a high enough volume of blood to avoid death of hypoxia once she got a boner.
>assuming this was a penis anatomically similar to a human penis.
>but if it wasn't, I wouldn't want it because it wouldn't be a real penis.
but anon, she is clearly a fictional character
>>39306871
say yes as long as s''he'' still loves me , the only thing i care is being love
Can post more loli futa?
Or just futa in general thx
>>39310237
NO!
Also original etc wook
>>39306871
Say "yes" and immediately start sucking on her huge, throbbing cock.
>>39306871
submit to her cock in an instant
>"Suck it, loser!"
>>39311212
um,o-okay! orzioli
>>39311266
More pls, it gives me energy
>>39311938
oh, um, sure
>nervously grabs the shaft starts delivering small licks around the head
>>39306871
This is my dream.
>tfw no girl with a big dick to be the boss of the relationship
>>39312202
Ty senpai, I am doing a no fap but can always enjoy futa
>>39312202
Do I get to cum tonight?
>>39312790
you're asking me? Well okay, i juat had a really good cum myself so i say yes. But you have to edge for atleast ten minutes to specifically futa on male.
>>39312664
how long have you been doing no fap?
>>39306871
"If it ever reaches the point that we have sex, you're not going inside my body, but okay"
>>39313010
you wont last long anon, before you knowing that thing will be crashing against your insides while your tied down or some shit
>>39306871
Penis fence her for dominance.
>>39313181
>Penis fence her for dominance.
There's no way your dick can compete
>>39312993
Since august first
>>39314240
So what brought you to decide to do that?
>>39314524
>>39314524
I was jerking it too much and it lost the feeling so I decided to just see how long I can go without fapping. I've had a few sex dreams and whenever I see a girl I have thoughts of getting her pregnant
Marry her.
>tfw no futanari wife
>>39306871
I will fuck her. And yes, I know this is pretty gay.
>>39306871
>What do you do?
Suck her dick obviously, literally the perfect relationship
Why can't futa be a real thing?
>>39315352
Because god is punishing us.
>>39313181
>toothpick vs baseball bat
>>39315694
Toothpicks r justice
Does liking futa/shemales make you gay or are they just those dirty things that you have to get out of your system?
>>39315721
Very gay, Dicks are dicks at the end of the day, and liking dicks is gay, the whole you must do anal sex in order to be gay is a meme, Anal sex is just a sexual fetish, being aroused to dicks and admitting they are way better than disgusting vaginas is the truly test of gayness.
>>39315753
With your logic, liking female to male trans is straight just because they have a pussy, even though they look like dudes.
>>39316068
We are not talking about liking or being attracted you silly boy, we are talking about sexual arousal, imagine this if there was two hole in your walls one with a dick and the other with a pussy the one who you naturally get sexual aroused will define whatever you are gay or not, in ours. Otherwise, the existence of androgynous individuals would make us all bisexuals. You can like or be attracted in a non sexual manner to feminine or masculine features but being sexually aroused by dicks is different.
>>39316121
I like futanari but detached dicks do nothing for me, so your method is flawed to begin with.
>>39306871
Her dick better get bigger than that if I'm going to have a futa gf.
also
>no balls
Add huge balls, near-infinite sexual appetite and giant ejaculations and it's a deal
>tfw no futa gf with a much larger dick.
>>39316459
muh person of african descent