>almost 22 >still a hugless handholdless kissless virgin

>>39306015
i'm almost 24 and in the same situation

pull yourself together lad.

If i make out with a girl, do i skip hand holding and hugs and become just a virgin?

>>39306015
Nope, you've cemented your personality and behavior, and they will never change as long as you don't change yourself

>>39306036
You can make it! I finally lost it at 24 after years of telling myself it was never going to happen.

I actually met them on 4chan so at least this shit site is good for something

honestly don't understand how you faggots have failed to hold hands with a girl befire

>>39306046
I don't think there's even a way to change your personality past a certain age. OP >>39306015 I'll give you my advice, make up stories in your head for all the times you didn't go out with friends, make up all the experiences you should've had and pretend they're real, delude yourself with that, you'll eventually feel more confident, that's what I do and it's helping me.

>>39306061
HOW did you meet "them" (it was a fucking tranny wasn't it you sick cunt)????

Just brace yourself for about 50 years or so then it will all be over.

>>39306134
I met them on /soc/ on a virgin thread. I posted and he commented.

I am a female and he is a male...so no trannies. Though I like it when he wears my panties.

>>39306036
>>39306061
well I'm almost 27 and in the same position...

File: eggman.gif (680KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 600x800px

i have had sex before aahahahahahhahahhaha

File: 17 - 1.jpg (80KB, 530x419px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 530x419px

>>39306182
>I am a female
Then shut up and get the fuck out you stupid cunt.
If this was bait, good on you for waiting to deliver the kicker.

>>39306270
Super bait.

Eh. Sorry. I just enjoy this board and have been on it for years.

>>39306270
No. I want to stay here and spend time with people I understand.

File: 1499918503431.jpg (15KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 480x480px

>>39306182
>girl can get laid on the internet
Next up, an investigative report on the wetness of water.

Hang yourself.

>>39306294
>>39306306
>spend time with people I understand
>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/not_here_you_dumb_whore/

>>39306319
Would you tie the noose for me anon? Will you offer me deliverance?

>>39306342
>I'm too retarded to figure out how to tie a sheet to a doorknob
Sounds like a personal problem.

>first kiss at 27
>First gf at 28

Hang in there anons

>>39306319
What about the guy that also got laid from the internet?

>>39306340
I don't go to those sites except facebook because my dying alcoholic father asked me to join so I can see his posts about his Siberian huskies.

>>39306340
Will do. At least people enjoy my tits there.

File: 8756794.jpg (54KB, 540x534px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 540x534px

>>39306061
>You can make it! I finally lost it at 24
>>39306182
>I am a female
Virgins BTFO

>>39306369
I know how to tie one, but I'd like to extend the pleasure to you so that you may play a symbolic role in my well deserved death. Set me free.

>>39306385
>the guy that also got laid from the internet
?

>>39306418
I couldn't care less about you.

>>39306015
No worries m8 I'm 26 and a HKV too. Women's standards are so high nowadays, it's impossible to get a non-fat girlfriend if you aren't like, a 6'2 chiseled specimen with lots of money and exciting hobbies.

>>39306392
>I don't go to those sites
Sure.
Go back to liking your dad's posts before that failure of a human keels over from renal failure.

>>39306199
how is that even possible? i wouldve killed myself a long time ago. i guess you dont miss what you never had

>>39306453
But I'm a roastie, isn't it your desire to remove us from existence? I know my remaining only brings the superior sex great suffering, so I bow my head in subservience and offer myself as sacrifice so you may enjoy a mediocre sense of pleasure from murdering me.

>>39306015
how can you be hugless?

File: 1503632761099.gif (166KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 500x281px

>>39306015
>mfw 20yo virgin but not hugeless/kissless
Life was a little bit kinder to me,but not enough

I'm 29 and have never had a gf or sex. Get on my level, cucks.

>>39306482
I don't like his posts. I reply to them with pictures of grilled sweet corn because I know what really brightens the day of a dying man living his final years in drug induced psychosis.

File: 1503391820257.jpg (23KB, 500x646px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x646px

>>39306182
>>39306182
ERRRNNNNNNNNHHHH!
ERRRRRRRNNNNNNHHHH!!!
THOT ALARM
ERRRRRRNNNNNHHHH!

>>39306489
doesn't seem that big a deal to me. I'd rather have played and laughed and run around with kids my age before pubescence, before we could even imagine what it meant. there's plenty in life I missed out on.

>22
You are like a little babby. I'm a 31 year old wizard.

File: 6zdxkzG.jpg (53KB, 273x240px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 273x240px

>>39306502
tryhard/10
Go be retarded on /b/

File: 1493604367276.png (360KB, 600x580px) Image search: [Google]

360KB, 600x580px

>female lost her virginity on soc to some faggot
>she didint even get payd for it

I was the same until U decided to go see an escort.

Best choice I ever made.

>>39306482
Now you are just being mean anon
No wonder nobody loves you

>>39306554
>I reply to them with pictures of grilled sweet corn
Empirical evidence that idiocy is genetic.

File: IMG_4793.jpg (48KB, 343x340px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 343x340px

Try LSD. It changes you

>>39306614
>literally makes you retarded
>lol it changes u bro

>>39306578
I'm being honest with you. I cannot try hard when it's a thought constantly ruminating in my mind.

Put me to sleep, robot.

>>39306595
>Now you are just being mean
No wonder your dad drank his liver away.

>>39306015
>25 years old
>khhv

>>39306628
Do it yourself, fag.
It's your chance to do something correctly for once in your life.

File: 1490306517263.gif (36KB, 305x320px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 305x320px

i thought about geting me a job im a neet but i dont need the money cuz im mommies big boy but i thought because of some generic job i get some connections to females

opinions

File: 1503648124109.jpg (88KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 640x640px

>>39306633
>thinks I'm that hoe
Not that anon
You seem more bitter than the average robot,keep acting like a worthless lunatic anon,it wont do you any favours

>>39306603
In his delusional cogitive state he has found that only dogs and corn bring him happiness. What kind of barbarian would I be if I were to deny him of such a simple pleasure? Do you take me as a sadist, anon? Your disgust and malevolence is evident. Support eugenics and make sure I do not procreate, take me behind the shed.

>>39306624
it doesn't change anything physiologically. It only affects you psychologically.

>>39306614
I hate people who are like "weed and alcohol help you!"

The most retarded advice ever.
Sure you become more open and less socialy awkward.

But you go from reserved person to huge retard.

Don't ever take drugs or alcohol to let go of your anxiety.

>>39306633
That wasn't my post. I would never talk back to a member of the better sex with such a catty and aggressive tone. Understand, I just want your hand to hold the 1911 to my temple, and your finger to pull the trigger. No disdain toward you here.

File: 96469469.jpg (42KB, 600x728px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x728px

>>39306669
>I whiteknight the junkie dads of whores on 4chan I will never meet
>"ur bitter"
Sure thing, queer.
Maybe if you defend the m'lady some more it'll magically change the chunk of lard in her dying pawpaw's gut to a functional liver.

>>39306695
>he has found that only dogs and corn bring him happiness
Well, his gutter trash daughter sure isn't going to do that for him.

>>39306733
It makes you happier than why does it matter if your stupid or smart. It's all perception

>>39306740
>I just want your hand to hold the 1911 to my temple, and your finger to pull the trigger.
I'd get slut blood on me.
Just chug a bottle of drano.

>>39306015
there's no way out boyo. just hold on tight, get /comfy/, and wait for ww3 to start. the happenings will be great and normies will finally share our pain during those dark final hours.

File: 1503120066804.gif (1MB, 298x298px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 298x298px

>>39306747
>try to be nice for one fucking second on the web
>DUR FUCKING HURR FUCKING WHIT KNIGHT!!!!
good night anon,don't let the feels get you tonight like they always do

File: 1502979203278.png (762KB, 850x616px) Image search: [Google]

762KB, 850x616px

>>39306811
>>try to be nice for one fucking second on the web
>>DUR FUCKING HURR FUCKING WHIT KNIGHT!!!!
Newfag^n
I hope for your sake you're under 16.

>>39306747
I have yet to touch a drug in my life, although I use to consume caffeine as a young lass. I don't think he's white knighting me or my yellow rot liver poppy-poo.

Slaughter me, I ask very little of you. If it'll fuel your amusement, you may cage and emaciate me too. Stamp a Star of David upon my bony flank and do as you wish to it, just kill me.

>>39306778
It doesn't work like this.

I say it because I know.
The problem with drugs and alcohol is that when you start to feel the effects in your head, you lose all common sense, you don't distinguish between whats appropriate or not.

You will just end up making a fool of yourself and when it goes off you will feel 10 times worse than before, resulting in even more anxieties that you will fix with even more drugs and alcohol.

If you drink only to be less anxious around people forget it.

>>39306873
Your fetish is shit tier.

>>39306806
I'm a virgin, you think a creature like me would dare leave the tiny dwellings of my apartment when dindus flood the area? Understand, I want a mentally superior white male to take my life.

File: pepematrix.gif (607KB, 800x792px) Image search: [Google]

607KB, 800x792px

>>39306015
>tfw handholdless kissless virgin
>tfw not hugless because I had a weird puppy love gf when I was 11

>>39306879
idk, it sorta worked for me anon. the last and only time i can recall enjoying a large social gathering since childhood was the one time i got massively drunk. it was some party i wasn't gonna go to but got sorta dragged into by 2 acquaintances(before you say normie i had just met them so they didnt know my awkwardness yet), so i wasn't looking forward to it at all. i wouldn't know anyone there and i thought it'd be the most awkward horrible experience there. but when i got there i bought a couple cans, gulped them down, and suddenly i was the most social guy there. i didnt feel anxious at all and i was chatting away to everyone and even dancing(i never dance because i feel so stiff and awkward). but most importantly, i had so much freaking fun.

you should give it a try

File: 1500008825232.gif (279KB, 269x350px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 269x350px

>>39306857
Nigger I have been a social outcast long before this sad little website was even conceived
You want to shitpost me?
YOU WANT TO SHITPOST ME MOTHERFUCKHER?
BRING IT ILL FUCKING SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF (YOU) FAGGOT

>>39306879
>you will end up making a fool of yourself
Not if I'm responsible and smart about it

>>39306888
If you'd like to focus on feces then give me time to destroy my digestive system so that I may end up with Crohn's disease, and if it satisfies you then you can pump rat semen into my colostomy bag and gauge my reactions. When you become bored, you can flip me over and milk my fistulas, draining them will cause me the most humiliating suffering. Then, at last, you can subcutaneously inject a potent toxin into me and watch me slowly wilt.

I don't even really care about sex anymore.
I just want a hug

>>39306857
FYCKUNG
Y
C
K
U
N
G
BITTER
I
T
T
E
R
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T

>>39306015
It isn't that old. I was not even ready for sex then, my thinking was like toddlers and seeing a penis would have made me laugh. I didn't even notice sexuality. Many people are like that, they develop later. Especially guys who look like little boys for long.

If being a virgin is a burden to you, why not pay an escort and be done with it?

Being horny will only make you worse after.
Being a virgin is not really a problem.
The problem is when you don't feel confortable around girls and objectify every girk you meet as a sex object.

This is going to make you very bad afterwards.
If you want a girlfriend start by forming friendship with girls around you
If you start thinking about each girl you meet as somebody you would date and fuck then you know why you are still a virgin.

>>39306979
The point is you lose all sense of resonsibility even if you're still sober.
Alcohol does help, but if you're not a sociable person or you don't know how to socialize it will end up bad.

>>39307002
I will hug you anon and let you rest your tired head on my shoulder. Let me offer you the benevolence and gentle care that only a lost, catatonic stranger can give.

After, we can take some nitrous oxide and melt into an apathetic cuddle puddle.

>>39306044
Nope. I've drunkenly made out with women before. It's totally different from handholding, which means a genuine relationship that isn't based on alcohol and has real affection behind it.

If being a virgin is a burden to you, why not pay an escort and be done with it?

Being horny will only make you worse after.
Being a virgin is not really a problem.
The problem is when you don't feel confortable around girls and objectify every girk you meet as a sex object.

This is going to make you very bad afterwards.
If you want a girlfriend start by forming friendship with girls around you
If you start thinking about each girl you meet as somebody you would date and fuck then you know why you are still a virgin.

>>39306979
The point is you lose all sense of resonsibility even if you're still sober.
Alcohol does help, but if you're not a sociable person or you don't know how to socialize it will end up bad.

>>39306967
It happened to me too but don't be dumb about it.
All changes you get from alcohol will make you unnatural.

Be yourself around people and don't feel smaller.

>>39307002

>tfw I want a wife

I don't care about fucking a lot of women.
I just want true love and later to start my own family.
I have no brothers or sisters.
I am the last one and it feels horrible, like some kind of primal instict.

I do not want to be the end of the unbroken chain that has gone on without fail for millions of years. It's too heavy.

>>39307136
being yourself only works if yourself is someone people want to be around.

File: 1444365837377.png (8KB, 509x619px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 509x619px

>>39307087
fuck you that was painful to read

>>39306747
>Maybe if you defend the m'lady some more it'll magically change the chunk of lard in her dying pawpaw's gut to a functional liver.
sides fucking obliterated

>>39307136
>Alcohol does help, but if you're not a sociable person or you don't know how to socialize it will end up bad.

Maybe, but that's not a definite thing. I'll take my chances. I don't see any other way.

File: 9494791.jpg (61KB, 514x352px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 514x352px

>>39307024
God, teenagers are cancer

>>39307138
I'm just like you anon.
However I came to realize that getting a wife is a very long and hard task for us robots.

Start by having a good long term project to get a suitable work or feel like you are successful and you don't need to envy others.


>>39307164
No that's not true.
I was like this too and thought I had to do something special or change myself for people to accept me.
It only made things worse.

If people don't want to hang out with you it's the way it is, let it go.
Expecting anyhing from the people you meet is the first mistake any friendless person can make.
In the end you shouldn't consider anybody as a friend.

>>39307200
Suit yourself, don't complain when your anxieties stack onto each other.

File: 954696946.gif (266KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 500x281px

>>39306978
>Nigger I have been a social outcast long before this sad little website was even conceived
>*posts like a /b/tard during his first week on 4chan*

>>39306015
Do you get imensenly disgusted by fat women?
If not, just hit on tinder landwhales, if you have a big boobs fetish their usually huge rack will make you ignore their belly.

If you're a fag that can't stand some fat, just call a hooker

>>39307136
>If you start thinking about each girl you meet as somebody you would date and fuck then you know why you are still a virgin.
This is the most virginal thing I've ever read.
You beta dipshits don't actually believe that treating women like the mladies in you animes is how you get them to the bedroom?

>>39307187
You can laugh all you want but my father's corpse will be enjoying the sensation of my heavenly, Goddess fluids dousing it; warm and aromatic from last night's asparagus. Who will be laughing then, anon?

>>39307268
>I'm just like you anon.
Don't insult him.

>>39307389
>Who will be laughing then, anon?
No one, because your attempts at humor are cringe worthy.

>>39307366
I think you are misunderstanding what I am saying you retard.

Girls can smell horny and desperate men from miles away.
If when you meet or talk to a girl you are constantly thinking " I want to fuck her I want to fuck her I want to fuck her"

Then you will only fuck yourself or attract horny landwhales who are desperate just like you are.

>>39307390
>Don't insult him

I'm not.
I'm in the same situation as he is.

>tfw I just opted out when I turned 19 because that shit is way too complicated and women are annoying anyway
Feels good man

File: 1497557999037.jpg (41KB, 490x633px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 490x633px

>>39307307
You can't possibly comprehend the level of autism I operate at,gnikcuf rettib reggin toggaf

>>39307411
I'm not trying to be funny. You called it my stupidity earlier, then my fetish, and now my humor? Don't confuse yourself anon, I've been very honest.

>>39307689
>You called it my stupidity earlier, then my fetish, and now my humor?
All of the above.