>mom found the cumrag >can't fap >used to fap 5

>>39304526
y don't u just use a new cumrag tho

>>39304546
she's counting the amount of towels etc i take
i'm gonna fucking die

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>>39304526
I feel you, op. I'm sharing a living space friends right now and have had basically no privacy for months. My sex drive is out of control and I'm almost never able to relieve myself. I also have intense sex dreams almost every night and wake up wanting to cry because I'm so miserable.

I really want to fuck one of my housemates but idk if he likes me like that, or if I'm just feeling that way about him because I'm so horny.

Just go go the bathroom/bathtub and fap there.

>>39304817
This.
I fap in the shower

>>39304526
Just bust your nut i the toilet, bruh

>>39304526
Just masturbate in the shower you idiot

>>39304526
cum in ur mom's comforter, son

>>39305405
That's some cuck shit

>>39304526
Just fap into your underpants like me

How old are you OP?

I've been fapping about once a day since my teens but now that I'm 29 I only fap about two times a week. How the fuck does someone fap 5 times a day??

>>39304652
>I really want to fuck one of my housemates but idk if he likes me like that, or if I'm just feeling that way about him because I'm so horny.

Prison gay.. gotta love it.

>>39304526
>>have to change pants 2-3 times a day due to massive amounts of pre-cum leaking
god this is the worst
>masturbating creates urge to masturbate more
>end up fapping 3 times a day when I can
>get sore as a result
>rest of the day popping boners every 5 minutes
>leaking like a faucet
>prostate is screaming
>cum buckets and go back to normal
I'm addicted to fucking porn and I cannot stop and it's a serious problem in my life

>>39304526
So use a tissue?

>>39304578
So what? If she calls you on it tell her you need to masturbate or you can't focus in school. And keep doing it regardless of her response. Don't let her wage a fucking war on your sexuality. Stand up for yourself.

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>>39304526
JUST
FUCKING
STOP
WHO'S IN CHARGE? YOU OR YOUR DICK?
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE A DICK HEAD
STOP
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JERKING
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>>39306744
This. Also stop wasting so much time shitting and pissing. Who's in charge, you or your bowels and bladder?

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>>39304526
Start serial raping/killing roasties, we need a new Ted Bundy of our time.

>>39306770
h-how do y-you know I'm taking a shit?

Buy a personal towel and hide it well. Or find a nice and clean public bathroom, preferably with wifi, and have at it.

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>>39304526
Man OP imagine if this 2D could become real and you could slip it in these fine lusty melons so ever musty is your crotch going to be if you do not fap OP I mean MAN I know what it's like to have the wonderful pleasure of watching that perfect video and barely rubbing it hard but it just glides and you feel great and you can feel it in your balls and then you start throbbing and ropes man fucking ropes I nearly hit the ceiling once shits fucked my apologies!

pretend you're taking a shit and fap in the bathroom

>>39306915
I do it this way, is this ok?

I'm 28 and still get hard ons when I talk to girls I like when first meeting them.
>tfw have to stand at a weird angle to conceal it
>tfw she looks away tuck it into my waistband

>>39304526
I have a non existent sex drive though.

Don't hide your boner when you're talking to a girl. Most of them love that shit.

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what a fucking loser sitting there trying to hold in all his cum, he's probably gonna end up cumming in his own mouth.

just use toilet paper to clean up?

>>39304526
I want to get unironically castrated.

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>>39307582
origoapasednmalkdan

>>39306963
They know your fapping idiot

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>>39304526
Dude just fap in the bathroom and wash it off with toilet paper you martard.

>>39307623
I don't want to be a trap or anything. I literally just want no genitalia.

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like everyone else said in this thread
just fucking fap in the bathroom/in the shower
problem fucking solved

or just a tissue or something. maybe use a cumsock or anything thats not a rag?
cmon now, use your head

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>>39307726
that's worse senpai