>starting college on monday This is my last weekend as a NEET,

>>39304181
What did you do those 9 years?
Did you have fun?
Was the college idea forced by someone looking after you or your own idea?

>>39304181
>9 years
Holy fuck man, I went 3 years and felt like I was wasting away.
Good luck to you bro, I start on the 4th and I'm nervous as fuck.

>>39304181
Figure out something you like to do AND makes you bank. Luckily, I'm an og nerd and I like math. However, college triggered my general anxiety disorder so bad it gave me epididymitis. tfw college fucks you so hard you get an sti :(

>>39304181
Im leaving for the Navy on the 5th anon, we're all gonna make it

>>39304227
>What did you do those 9 years?
Absolutely nothing. I slept all day, played games, watched a lot of anime, stayed in my room all day every day.

>Did you have fun?
I enjoyed the comfort. I enjoyed not having to go outside and talk to people.

>Was the college idea forced by someone looking after you or your own idea?
My mom has been nagging me for years about it but my parents are both in poor health so it became obvious I had to do something or rot somewhere.

>>39304181
Best of luck to you. I just graduated and am desperately trying to get out of my parents house. Asian parents are fucking psychotic.

>>39304356
>My mom has been nagging me for years about it but my parents are both in poor health so it became obvious I had to do something or rot somewhere.
Good for you. Don't get into debt, anon!

>>39304359
>be asian
>parents chilled the fuck out after i turned 20
feels weird. can't tell if they gave up on me or if i'm doing something right

>>39304181
So what are you going to study?

>>39304424
I guess you're lucky either way. Mine are constantly on my case about literally everything no matter what I do.They want me to live their life and get super butthurt when I dare make my own decisions. I'm going to feel zero regrets when I move away from these lunatics. It's the one thing keeping me going.

>>39304181
>tfw going into junior year with 0 friends

>>39304815
I graduated with zero friends. It happens, especially if you transfer halfway.

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>>39304841
why even live at that point? it's never going to get better

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Imagine being 100% neet for 9 years and then going straight to college.

My god. Please keep us informed if you don't decide to stop coming here.

I failed out of school after 2 semesters because I was a homeschooled neet for 4-5 years.

Neetlife ruins you on so many levels. That's why the normies tell us to kill ourselves. Well fuck the normies.

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>>39304356
How did you manage to not get dumb? I feel like after 9 fucking years of degenerate lifestyle your brain would get atrophied or smth. It's hard for me even after 3 years of being a turboneet

>>39304356
good job taking the initiative, we all hope you succeed.

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>>39304984
I was homeschooled, though there was no schooling involved so I was just homed. Loving coddling parents are a blessing and a curse.

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>>39304181
Same.
I'm honestly freaking out on the inside, I really have no idea what to do or where to go once I'm in there.

>>39305309
You can always hide in the library. Usually there is a quiet place where no one talks. It's where I spent a majority of my time in college.

>>39304984
THIS is what the "wagie" thread don't want you to hear.

>>39305268
>that image
Some of it's accurate and some of it's not. What's this saying about plastic water bottles?

>>39304230
I'm starting on the 4th too anon. I'm scared

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>>39305268
>tfw no exercise while teen so no growth hormones and shortest male in family now
>tfw forgot how to talk

I'm 24 now so thinking about it now is just mixed feeling

after failing college I was neet for a year and then worked shit job, then neet again then shit job again now I'm neet again

thinking about just blowing my brains out.

>>39305268
what's the meaning of this pic?

look on the bright side OP

at least you've got until monday

classes start on monday but my freshman orientation is ALL WEEKEND. it's a fucking normalfag summer camp where you're supposed to meet people and do activities. I'm hiding in my dorm currently.

>>39305392
Some types of plastics (specifically the type in most disposable waterbottles) contain chemicals that turn you into a queer fuck boy.

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>>39305268
What do Tomo and Lain among other images in that pic have to do with plastic water bottles? Am I missing something?

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>>39305480
the image is supposed to make you feel bad for not being masculine enough

>>39305437
>estrogen in the water bottle
Fuck they got me I drink nothing but bottled water
Was Alex Jones right?

my neetdom will likely be ending soon too, I had to reapply for disability and was refused.

>>39304181
Don't worry you will be back and full force after you fail, who is your tag dickgirl?

>>39304319
You won't make it past basic haha fuckboi

>>39305372

I never exercised as a teen and I'm 6'2. It's just genetics m'dude. If your environment effects your growth in anyway it would only be during your infancy if anything.

>>39304356
Your parents are walking sacks of turds just like you, they allowed you to be a faggot

>>39305268
Did they ever molest you like benis touching?

>>39305614

Just hope that basic income saves us all in the coming years as we enter the next industrial revolution that is automation. I'm NEET again after loosing my job to fucking robots at the amazon warehouse I worked at.

>>39305694
>basic income
hahahahaha

they will kill us

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>>39305648
I had a feeling I was wrong about everything

>>39305583
Jones is always proven right. You'd be wise to listen to the Texan Alpha male.

>>39305648

Think u forgot about the nutrition part lad

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>>39305268
I was home "schooled" by a loving single mom, I didn't realized how far behind I was until I tried getting a GED
>tfw realizing you poured years down the drain

>>39305648
I was tallest in my class all through middleschool but then every guy surpassed me by highschool. The fuck's up with that? I went from 5'7" (middleschool) to 5'10" (highschool) and just stopped growing abruptly

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I'm in my first year of college after being a NEET for 3 years

I'm too nervous to leave the dorm for anything but going to class, I haven't been going to the dining hall for any meals

my mom sent me a care package of instant oatmeal and pretzels, I think I'm going to get scurvy

>>39305832
S-so ramen and doritos weren't the optimal choice for height growth?

>>39305803
except sandy hook and gay frogs and 9/11 ect. ect.

>>39304181
I too just came out of neethood 3 months ago managed to get a 25hr/wk job while going to school at the same time you have no idea how unbelieveably humiliating its been these past three months its even worst since I'm chinese and work around other chinks they are some of the most judgemental & petty scumbags you'll ever have the misfortune of being around. I pretend to have shitty chinese so I can eavesdrop on them. They constantly shittalk me in chinese while thinking of ways to passive aggressively make my life difficult. I'm just about to snap and go on a machete spree one of these days.

>>39305583
So how do you drink water without driking estrogen if you don't have a water source near you?
Tap water is out of the question for me because my village has absolutely disgusting tap water. There must be something dead in the tank or something but no one checked in 10 years