I'm a celebrity and I'm going to cause a shit storm on social media in a few days. I need ideas. Something to make news outlets go livid
>>39302377
Say you think old people smell bad
>>39302377
name the jew
>>39302501
george soros isn't as obscure as he once was
>>39302377
Ffs Donald get off the internet and do your job
hitler cosplay
Post spread nudes and claim it's empowering.
>>39302377
name the anglo
>>39302407
No one would be upset by that. SJW's don't give a fuck about old people. OP would be better off saying niggers smell bad
Give us a clue as to who you are
>>39302377
>>>/pol/ is over there, they can help you more than /r9k/
Oh I know! Talk about circumcision.
If you say it's bad, circumcised men throw a shitstorm.
>>39302377
Say your into scat and that you rub shit all over your body when you masturbate.
But do this when the police ask you why the fuck you ran down the highway coverd in (preferably someones that's not yours but idc)shit.
>>39302377
If you're a black male, make a post denouncing black women
If you're a black female, make a post denouncing black men
If you're white, make a post denouncing all non-whites
If you're an Asian male, make a post about how superior you are to other races
If you're an Asian female, make a post about your ineferiority to other races
If you're anything else, make a racist post about black people.
>>39302377
Say that areas such as Detroit are bad due to Niggers or that the holocaust didn't happen (it didn't)
OP if you are male no one gives a shit
If you are a female yours possibilities are endless.
You can maybe get some attention if you are male and announce your transition. It's the girl era OP. Start transitioning asap!
You're a robot so you're probably a """"YouTube celebrity""""
>>39302377
I like this one >>39302724
If you make a racist comment only left wingers will be upset.
>>39302377
i think you know what.
Also what celebrity, at least give us a hint, how famous are you?
Felix, go back to shitposting and promoting your bullshit on /b/ and /pol/. No one gives a shit about your 'content'.
>>39302805
create a theory that yolocaust is happening now and compare selfie culture with Auschwitz in serious manner.
>>39302377
> I'm a celebrity
Tell people that you browse 4chan and frequently post here.
>>39302377
Are you a female celebrity? Tits or GTFO. Male celebrity? GTFO.
redpill everyone on the holohoax, circumcisions and the Zionist powergrabbers/bankers at the top (rothschilds, etc)
if you need more material go play deus ex or something
>>39302377
Say that athletes should know their place as entertainers and that Colin Kaepernick is being blackballed because he deserves it. Finish it off with "shut up and play, you're an athelete not an activist.
Redpill your followers on jews.
I'm talking Frankfurt School, etc.