How do I get my girlfriend to let me fart in her face? She already

You can do better than that. Why not fart in a zip lock bag, tag it with the contents of the fart, and auction it off on eBay.

>>39302220
Submissive women are generally submissive to your desires. She might grow to enjoy it.

Maybe "accidentally" fart while she's eating you out and see how she responds.

>>39302220
Get the fuck off this board you troglodyte

>>39302220

I just do it. When she's rimming me, I try to flex my butthole as wide ass possible and squeeze my farts into her mouth. I don't think she notices desu

>>39303176
She's not submissive, she just likes eating ass

why not also piss on her?

>>39303176
to have a woman be completely submissive to you is a gift, and she first must feel respected by and trust you as her superior in order to properly fulfill the role.

submission isn't the same thing is being a complete doormat to someone's perversion. truly dominant, confident men do not have such fetishes, as they are nothing but a result of a deep-seated sense of shame and other insecurities.

any woman who lets their man do this to them has no respect for themselves and is a empty, sad husk of a human being.

Chuck Berry

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>>39302220
>How do I get my girlfriend to let me fart in her face?