Why haven't you got a German gf yet /r9k/? >aryan >cute

>>39298089
I lived with a German in first year of university. She is exactly what you would imagine a German girl called "Helga" would look like. Stereotypically German.

>blonde, braided hair
>blue eyes
>thick German accent
>6' tall, at least
>heavy, could probably crush a keg with her thighs

Even her degree, history and politics, sounds like something a German would study.

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>>39298135
She sounds so fucking perfect

I'm not usually into tall grills tho

>>39298089
>germans
>aryan

Yeah, you can't trick me Shlomo. I'm not into Muslims.

>>39298089
>wanting a coalburning whore as a gf
German women are disgusting.

If I could find one with a scat fetish I would consider it. But I don't really care that much desu.

>>39298089
>Germany
>2k17
Literally European Arabia

Because they wouldn't want to date a 5'4" spic manlet.

Every German girl I've met is an insufferable leftist.

I'm not a Syrian Terrorist.

Because I'm a brown Manley from burger land

>>39298791
*Manlet
Fuck I'm retarded add that to the list

idk maybe because I don't live in germany and have shitskins down my street yelling in non english evey morn

>>39298089
weil mich keine haben will

>>39298089
>German
>aryan
kek

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>>39298822
Feelsbadman:((

Originairplanes

Because Germans are always on the lookout for ways to ruin Europe
>Martin Luther
>Karl Marx
>Kaiser Wilhelm II
>Hitler
>Angela Merkel
OP, I know its a hard thing to swallow, but you GF is probably plotting a political uprising or an assassination right now

>>39298135
>Even her degree, history and politics, sounds like something a German would study.
>not mechanical engineering

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>>39298089
Because i don't have the balls to ask her out
She has long blonde hair and such a cute smile
Also she is fit and at least 6' tall
I got to know her best friend last Monday and now i'm waiting for an opportunity to initiate a conversation
Fuck, it hurts so much

>>39298089
>>cute accents
>>educated
Educated but sounds STUPID for the accent. That is the most important thing in a female, that she is stupid, or at least appears stupid. No erection otherwise.

>>39298135
Did you find her from Storm Front?

>>39300091
She still gives great blowjobs. I wish she'd let me take pictures.

>>39298089
I don't really like people who shout. And all germans ever do is shout.

I fucked a German girl a few times but I inadvertently cucked her long term Aryan boyfriend that she apparently has and now I feel really bad

>>39298089
I have. She's coming over in October for awhile.
Were going to paint and cook a lot. Maybe go on another nature walk too.

>>39298089
I'm an American black. Where can I find a German gf, waifu paddler?

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>>39300349
I think your best bet would be Germany, m8

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>>39298089
Autism: The Thread
>pic semi related as well
Fuck Krauts.

>>39300638
what else would you expect from the people JRR Tolkien based the orcs on?

>>39300659
Book III; Return of the Kaiser.

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>>39300638
Stay mad cucks

>>39298822
Selbe problem hier

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>>39298089
>not wanting to date an Italian girl that you would make your wife once you restore the roman empire after the collapse of modern civilization

get the fuck out

Only European girls worth dating are Slavs

>>39300757
>implying she wouldn't sell you off into slavery or to do as lion food in the neo-Colosseum and then go to orgies with chads

>>39300763
Yeah right after you bring her to a better country and she dumps you for someone more rich.

>>39300837
What if I am a Slav

so which girls from western europe are date-able then?

irish - uggos
british - uggos and chavs
french - sluts and pretentious
germans - this whole thread
italians - sluts and turn fat after marriage
swedes - lol

>>39300941
be cautious, you don't know what's going on in there head.
then again you can say that about most girls.

>>39300978
Some Finnish girls can be okay

>>39301038
I said western europe not asia

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>>39298089
>german accent kinda sucks, swiss or austrian sounds better
>not always aryan
>true on bilingual and educated

I'd just prefer french accent and style on an asian chick

>>39301127
That picture really made me hmmmm

>>39300978
daily reminder that Spain girls are best girls

>>39298089
>aryan
I didn't know Germany was located near Iran.