>"we're at the beach anon, why is your shirt still

>>39294508
Want a picture too?

>>39294508
I burn really easily I'd actually rather just keep it on for now thanks.

>>39294508

Never really got the point of these threads,
I don't go to the beach, I don't spend time with beautiful women.

I browse 4chan at midnight

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*takes off shirt*
*reveals massive boner tent*

>>39294551
Wow I havent seen this pic in a while

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>>39294551
And many LE exxks deee organs were given to Grills that day

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>>39294562
when's the Iast time you saw this?

>>39294508
take it off, dumbass, and go for a swim, with or without her, I love swimming.

Cause h might burn up the whole beach if I do Ashely Simpson lmao

>>39294508
I have a massive scar on my belly I'm very self concious about, so I won't take it off. I haven't been to a beach or pool in at least 9 years. Why am I at the beach anyway? Who even are you, roastie?

>>39294582
one hour and 56 minutes ago

>>39294508
>tfw fit but already had 7 moles cut out of my body because melanoma
>tfw now too paranoid to ever go shirtless outside ever again

>>39294508
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the shirt.

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>>39294508
>woymens want to be tanned
>woymens dont want wrinkles
>lethinkemoji.jpngif

If i'm at a beach i try to enjoy my time spent there, like looking at the sea, walking around and shit, not lying down like a fucking mong and then looking like a fucking nigger

Nothing. I wouldn't be in that scenario anyway. I absolutely hate going to the beach.

>>39296124
>hate going to the beach

I'm ok with beaches but beaches full of people not so much. Empty beaches can be rather chill.

>>39296637
Now that I think of, I'd probably be okay to stay or walk on an empty beach, although my concept of beach and experience is as it follows:

>most folks do nothing but lay in the sun to get "muh" tan
>pack of teens being obnoxiously loud
>couples and teens with cheap beer - selfies gallore
>loud annoying music from nearby bars
>DES-PA-CITO

>>39294508

Again this is a friendly REMINDER that most women aged 18 or older Do NOT look like this. Most are (skinny) fat.

>>39294508
i try not to have a fucking boner 'cause she thicc af

>>39294532
Don't worry anon, I'll rub lotion on you ;)

>>39296825
>she thicc
wot

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>severe back acne
No thanks.

>>39296825
Anon, did you grow up in a centre for the care of malnourished and anorexic? She's quite average in the spectrum of body shapes

go back home

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>>39296015
this shit literally destroyed my life. my entire dark descent is traceable to a lack of confidence due to gyno.

It's a good thing no one's eating right now, because boy do I have some wicked burn scars for you to be nauseous at.

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>"alright hannah...but I think I am going to go hang out with lashondra here..."

>>39294508
ok, please put on your sunglasses.

>>39294551
I'd help that guy with his boner.
No homo

Take it off because I'm not a fatass