This is not a troll thread, I'm going to suicide by hanging

>>39293437
google it fucker

>>39293437
>>>/adv/
They can help

do you think its weird how some people say they itch a scratch instead of scratch an itch

please don't. You matter so much, and it WILL get better. I PROMISE.

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>>39293437

walk around the whole world and tie a rope to the whole world then tie the rope around your neck then launch yourself into space and keep going

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>>39293460
just gotta keep waiting.

and waiting.

and waiting.

>>39293437
Don't do it, hanging is an unpleasant way to die.

What defines "perfectly"? Be specific.
You're still going to get a good 60 seconds of struggling and horrible, horrible regret. So how do you hang yourself perfectly? Just high enough that you break your neck instantly? Same thing, you just lose motor control and can't struggle while you pass out. And if you're especially unlucky, someone will find you in the middle of it and take you back down, leaving you retarded from the lack of oxygen or broken neck or both, you'll live the rest of your natural life as a vegetable.

You're throwing away a perfectly good life over spilt milk. If you were fully disabled I could sympathize, but you're just a whiny faggot.

>>39293437
just get the helium thingy

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what's the hex code mean?

>>39293460
what about the ones who did?

>>39293635
I used to have that saved in case I ever wanted to try but I thought maybe it's bullshit, like the microwave phone thing and the gas inhalation would be extremely painful/non-lethal. So I deleted and decided to not take suicide advice from 4chan

>>39293682
So you're trolling, obviously. Because helium is obviously not painful to inhale, people do it for fun all the time. And because you're asking for 4chan advice right in this very thread. You know what, forget trying to save you, maybe you really should hang yourself if you're so fucking stupid, or if you're a jerk asshole troll... go fuck yourself!!!!!!

Op here I found a website that details how to do it right so thanks anyway to all of you now I just have to erase everything from my hardrives and rid of all my stuff

>>39293703
That not me

Are you doing it because of linkin park?

>>39293437
Climb the chair under the rope. Set it in place on your neck and make sure it is tight. While holding the rope with both hands jump and kick the chair.

>>39293437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb24RrHIbFk

listen to this REEEEALquick

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>>39293437
Stay strong anon!

Please don't give up! Nya~