I acted like a typical beta/cuck/numale today at my uni before

>>39291826
Don't end it all. Everyone will forget about it in a few days.

What did you say to her? Sorry if it is uncomfortable to recall but I think you posted on here to get it off your chest.

>>39291826
Some girl wanted to introduce me to her husband when I said hi to her at a funeral.

It doesn't fucking matter.

>>39291826
kill yourself stop harassing women do everyone a favour loser

>>39292160
she was waving to me and shit one day through a window because she was waving to everyone and that day I approached her and it was fine and then I saw her tonight and I wanted to convey that I liked her personality and I asked "can you be my wife?" and she took it serious I guess and said she had a boyfriend. I should have just asked for her number like a normal person. I feel like one of those youtube video failed chad pua

>>39291826
it does not matter anon none of this matters uni does not matter, the job you work does not matter, most things you do in life do not matter int he long run...

>>39292254
>can you be my wife?
Lol, you can't be more direct than that.

Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself. That sounds a bit awkward but not really that creepy.

>>39292254
>can you be my wife?
I know this board is full of depressed fucking idiots but holy shit this takes the cake.
Did you really think that would work?

>>39293004
It just sounds like OP was really nervous when he approached her so his humour functions were malfunctioing so he made a bad joke. He was going for humour via absurdity but forgot that absurdity is offputting when talking to strangers.

How close am I to the truth OP?

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>>39292254
>can you be my wife?
Anon, I...