Which chaos god is the true deity of robots, and why is it Nurgle?

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>>39291118
Yogg'Saron is the culmination of all posts on /r9k/

>>39291159
But what can he do for the average robot?

>>39291259
>Chaos god
>Doing something for someone

You're talking out of your ass and you know it

>>39291118
omg i love you nurgle daddy~

>>39291297
Though you do not know it, Nurgle loves you too. Accept him into your heart and you'll make it to daemonhood as a plaguebearer, which is more than can be said about the others.

>>39291322
You are a true disciple.

May his pestilent glory be with all of you.

Khorne is the normie chaos god anyway.

>>39291636
I would have thought Slannesh was much more normie than Khorne. Most normies are prone to excess, but it's pretty unpopular to just be aggressive and violent all the time.

>warhammer

why did I never get into this, why does it seem so unappealing?

>>39292267
It seems like a pretty generic setting from the outside and the actual tabletop game is really complicated for newcomers, but once you look into the lore it's a ton of fun. Hordes of psychic fungus based orks that make their technology work just by believing it does, omnicidal undead robots with glitches manifesting personalities they lost long ago, a plague god that genuinely cares about those he blesses with his diseases. Check it out, it's worth it for the story and games like Dawn of War are pretty good too.

>implying that robots want anything but excess

yeah, put a hot ass/dick/tits in front of a robots face and they're falling for she who thirsts every time

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>>39291118
>worship chaos god
>not kek
Shiggy Diggy Doo

>>39292943
What does kek offer that chaos cannot do

>>39291118
tzeentch is very antithetical to robots. hope, change, ideas, ambition... forget about it. Opposite of nurgle and clearly nurgle is the robot god

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>>39293008
Yeah, Tzeentch is probably the least robot god. Hope vs. Despair and whatnot. I don't think we have any room for ambition at this point, better to rot slowly and comfortably.

>>39293240
You never know if the Change is actually good or beneficial i mean.

Life can change when you least expect it!

>>39293508
Things can only change for the worse.

This is objective fact.

>>39293608
Yeah but also for Good you may never now if you dont tried.

Remember God of Hope.

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I only know D&D. The Raven Queen, goddess of comfy death, is a good one. Personally though, I most closely identify with Ilmater, the Lord on the Rack, He Who Endures, The Broken God.

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>>39293728
>not siding with the king of ghouls

It's like you don't even want to be gravetouched.

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>>39292973
He IS a chaos god

>>39293874
Kek doesn't love u tho

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>>39293874
>One of the most ancient gods
>lived in dark, directionless watery mass of chaos
>god of darkness but also bringer of light
Kek is a complicated god but powerful

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>>39293908
So? That's the point. He puts chaos before all else and acknowledges our irrelevance. Do you actually worship a chaos god or just roleplay because you're desperate for love and since you can't get it from other people you turn to an imaginary god?