Today is my birthday, haven't heard anything from my family

>>39290707
congratulations
you have reduced the remaining days/years of your life by one
congratulations

>>39290707
Congratulations you are an adult
Nobody is going to care about you, nobody is going to love you and nobody is going to have any patience towards you
I hope you had a good childhood full of memories and an embiroment that allowed you to properly grow and learn because that's gone now forever and if it was shit that's it and it's something you will never get to fix no matter what you do in your life

>>39290707
its probably going to be that way for the next couple of years, get over it. i bought my own cake once and ate it too on my birthday.

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>>39290819
I don't know why I thought this year would be different, I was kind of expecting this but it's my 30th birthday. Nothing at all for the big three-oh?

>>39290819
I'm looking forward to buying my own cake and eating it too in my birthday next month
I will get a really nice one, one you have to order with anticipation and pay 50% more because that's the only way they make it
I may even get two, the best cake around just for me and nobody else

>>39290887
Just think about how miserable you will be ten years from today and feel glad you are not that poor fucker yet

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happy birthday anon!
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I had a birthday once. I was zero.

And I'm not ghost. r9k is for robots not casper the faggot. Cut the umbilical retard

>>39290707
Happy birthday, dickhead.

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Birthdays are a meme op, it's nothing special.

happy bday Anon
dont feel bad the idea of celebrating birthdays is kind of retarded anyway

>congratulations, your mom pushed you out of her vagina on this day X years ago because your dad knocked her up and now you are one year closer to death

>>39290887
you're fucking 30 years old and expecting people to throw you a birthday party..

grow the fuck up you're a grown ass man so act like it.

>>39292252
BTW here's your bday song
https://youtu.be/SYHuQTvJ4kU

>many years ago today, something grew inside of your mother
>that thing was YOU

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>>39290707
Congratulations son.
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>>39292314
Kill yourself stoic cuck