>find bottle >genie fella pops out >says you have three

>>39290592
To disappear, die painlessly and every trace of my existence along with me.

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>>39290666
As you wish sir. I'm sorry I couldnt be of more assistance.

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No one else? A shame I could not help more anons this fine evening.

>>39290666
these are top tier wishes i'm going to copy them for myself

>>39290765
>>39290666
Why not a gf and loadsa money?

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>>39290592
Limitless wealth
Superhuman competency at any task I do
and for the genie to be free of any imprisonment, bottle or otherwise, with all his powers intact

the money and ability means I can into space, and into space more gloriously than any have before

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>>39290867
>Limitless wealth
I shall gladly make it rain sir
>the genie to be free of any imprisonment, bottle or otherwise, with all his powers intact
Very kind of you sir, but I'm not sure what I would do with such freedom

>>39290592

>20 mil USD
>Painless death at age 80
>Free the genie from his bonds

That way I have an expiration date in a decent manner, money to keep me sated in a decent but not obnoxious life, and a genie that's less likely to fuck with my wishes because I did him a favor.

1. What should I wish for?
2. Depends on the answer to the first
3. Depends on the answer to the first

>>39290592
I wish that the genie was a female genie, I wish that she was attractive, and I wish that could get married and live happily ever after together.

>>39290592
10 billion dollars, mastery of every subject known to man, no more bipolar disorder

>>39290935
Would the genie be mortal or would you age and die and let her carry on without you?

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I'm not wishing for shit, you swindler. I've seen this episode before.

>perfect body
>become fully invulnerable
>a fully functional Barbatos Lupus Rex that i can pilot
thank you

>>39290592
>To have a mommy gf to live in sin with
>To live in the Golden age of humanity regarding space colonisation
>To be Yang Wen-Li

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>>39290999
I promise I wont turn you into Hitler

>>39291021
>perfect body
give example

To be the dictator of the world, with all military and police answering to me.

To be immortal.

To have the ability to actually not completely fuck up the world as I rule it.

>>39291150
either Ryan Gosling or the 3D Asuka that gets posted here all the time, booth sound good to me

i'll be checking the mail

>>39290992
That's what kids are for!

>>39290592
> become chad
> become sex god
> become billionaire

this is truly the only answer.

>>39290666
/threat
oreganilioni

>>39291672
>not beein a nihilist on r9k
get out

>Don't fuck up any of these with your typical genie jewery
>Enough money so that I can ball out of control til I'm 100
>massive skin

>>39291973
>massive skin
wut

>extremely handsome
>cannot die
>can not feel pain
you can get anything if you're good looking

1) I always have heaps of energy and never get physically or mentally down, with plenty of strength, agility, alertness, happiness and creativity, and focus on the task at ahdn without procrastination, with great efficiency.
2) I can summon you at any time or place to inflict or cure any disease or injury on any person, as I will and ask, including groups of people. There will be no limit on how many times this can be done. Alternatively, to be able to do so myself without summoning you would be just as good or better.
3) that I may be able to, at-will, touch a bottle containing and command that bottle to replace such substance with any other substance, of equal volume, and such will happen. If summoning you to do this is required, then do that.

Thus:
-I am happy, healthy, creative etc
-I can kill, torture etc without trace or connection
-I can cure people of any disease or injury, that's nice. also gives me effective immortality if used on self.
-I can make myself rich via transmutation
-I can make water, booze, drugs, explosives, poisons, glass, charcoal etc from a bottle of water/air/anything etc

Is outright magic in this way allowed, Genius?

>>39292631

oh shit I forgot to wish for free will

>>39290592
Iwant her back and i want a friendship that will evolve into romance and love

Ressurrection powers and more wishes

>>39292020
Foreskin. How did you not get that. are you a girl?

>>39292712
mayeb cos thats retarded af
what u gonna do with a massive foreskin anyway?
why would anyoen expect peopel assume massive skin refers to foreskin?

Cute boi face
Cute boi body
Three more wishes

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I wish for

INFINITE WISHES MOTHERFUCKER