>looking at Snapchat >See a really cute girl on a friends

has there been a response yet OP?

What the fuck kind of meal is that? And why does he have an N 64 cart on his plate? What's in that jar? Why a hammer? Does he eat the weed as salad?

>>39290443
a meal of champions famalam.

a meal if champions.

>>39290359
Not yet, snap hasn't been opened I'm fucking dreading it

>>39290443
If this isn't what your brunch looks like you're probably not wanking your dick quite right

Just got a reply bois I'll open it up in a minute

>Snapchat
Fucking Normalfag GTFO

>>39290594
nigger what the fuck come on already

>>39290007
i really hope this is your picture you have taste of gods

besides the weed

>>39291231
Really don't want to open it, feel like a sperglord

She's just said 'yeah she's a babe mate' with a picture of the cute one sitting down, seems hostile mission abort

>>39291527
just do it faggot its already too late to turn back

>>39290594
copy that
standing by.

>>39291554
negative.
You need to further investigate.
Prod and pry for information.
Make it about the contact, then about the asset.
Will respond.
Standing by.

>>39291527
well youre past that already, just fucking tell us what it says

I'm probably gonna reply because I've already broken my cover but what say

>>39291635
Make a compliment about the girl you're talking with, make her feel more comfortable.
Then progressively get more information about your target girl.
Come on lad, step it up.

>>39291676
Fuck shoulda read this first, just said 'would love to get an autograph'

>>39291721
That's not too bad. You just sound sort of desperate.

>>39291721
No, that's weird.
IF she responds, you gotta make the contact feel comfortable.
Women communicate with trust and emotion.
She has to trust you if she's going to help you out.
Come on my dude.

>>39291721

Can you take back a snap?

>>39291798
it's too late, he's toast.

>>39291743
Ok that's better than creepy I suppose
>>39291772
Not feeling so good now
>>39291815
It's true

Just got a snap back with cute girl and her nicely done signature on it, I'm gonna count this as a win

>>39292009
You did it!
Nice job OP.

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>>39292117
Bruh the fuck you on here for when you look like that and can actually get girls to talk to you. You've got a world of opportunities mate go make the most of it for us

>>39292187
idk dude he looks retarded

>>39292278
I mean yeah of course he does

But he also looks like he could get a girlfriend despite that

>>39292278
This guy knows, yeah I'm fully retarded

>>39292395
ur not sposta post ur picture

>>39290007
Woah woah woah. Who really cares you retard

>>39292187
He looks robot as fuck.

>>39292117
you look like Samox, creator of the Smash Bros documentary

>>39292117
r u alpha dood?