>female >19 >literally have not been asked out one time

>inb4 374 replies of "i'll be your online boyfriend, plz"

Ur probably gay buddy go gay it up

It doesn't get better. That's me at 27. Although a robot offered me the key to his chastity cage once so that's sort of like being asked out I guess...

>>39289733
Unless you're morbidly obese the amount of people on this board who would be willing to orbit you disproves your statement.

L O N D O N
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>>39289733
I'm bored and looking for more friends. You got Discord? If so post it.

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This place is full of normies so you're probably right about the friends part.

btw women who call guys faggots should be punched in the teeth.

do you look like this?

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>>39289733
I've never had a real friend before
Only "friend" I ever had used me as a free psychiatrist and kicked me to the curb the second I asked for anything in return from her

>literal teenager
>surprised at their lack of relationship experience

fuck off

>>39289733
You could get a boyfriend from /r9k/ easy. Your standards are too high

>>39289761
Bless you. It sucks, right? Although haven't even gotten that much action.

>post contact info on r9k
>get multiple bfs
it's literally this easy

I haven't got any friends online either. Are you from New Jersey? I'll take you out for pizza, it will be nice

>>39289775
Punch me, faggot. Sowwy you got your wittle fewlings huwrt.

>>39289733
Well, how much do you weigh?

>>39289790
>>39289787
As if a bf from /r9k/ would actually care about someone other than themselves. Nice try.

>>39289768
What?
What is the meaning of this cryptic text?

I'm 6'3'' and white do you want to get married?

>>39289733
Hey I'm 20 and actually decently attractive if you post pics I'll be your bf.

>>39289748
>>39289751
>>39289761
>>39289766
>>39289768
>>39289774
>>39289775
>>39289778
>>39289783
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>>39289789
>>39289790
>>39289795
>>39289808
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>>39289825
>>39289828
>>39289836
>>39289843

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION
KILL YOURSELVES

>>39289733
I'll be your friend, but don't expect me to ask you out until I see what you look like.

>>39289855
You bumped the thread by posting this, asswipe.

Fucking grills.
>Waaaahh nobody asks me out!

Why don't you put in some effort into initiating a relationship? So you're not attractive to the level that people just come up to you and ask you out. How do you think the 90% of men who are in that position deal with it?

>>39289870
>retard does not know what sage does

>>39289869
Too ugly; not worth it. You'll end up hating me!

>>39289888
>Too ugly; not worth it. You'll end up hating me!
Thanks for being honest. Goodbye.

>>39289907
Honesty is the best policy. Good luck out there, anon.

>>39289888
>too ugly

Do you have goofy teeth or something? Also, do you have big tits?

>>39289940
No tits. Goofy teeth? Not sure.

>>39289733
Only one explanation
>you're a fat ugly roastie

Is it possible to thirst after girls online without feeling like a total faggot or is that just something I have to accept?

>>39289968
Underweight. Every girl is a roast to you guys. Not going to deny the ugly part.

>>39289733

Wow you must be ugly as fuck.

Show us your tits.

>>39289967
>no tits
>calls itself female

Cutting boards are not allowed here. Pls leave

>>39290016
Seriously, you gotta be ugly. Send tuts and/or face

>>39290016
Flat and ugly. Go bother some other femanon.

>>39290013
Are you white and do you have a vagina? Those are the two most important things to me.

Since you can't post pics of yourself here upload one to imgur and post the link here. Do it, roast!

>>39290013
define "ugly"
it varies significantly person to person

here to sign up for orbit duty, ma'am. tell me about your day while i rub your feet.

>>39290048
I like flat too.
How ugly? What are your top three complexes?

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>>39290089
THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDD

READ THE READS

>>39290089
>>39290077
Flat/rectangular
Chubby face
Red blotchy skin

>>39289733
Damn, look at all you sorry ass people replying to this FEMALE

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If you aren't this chick there is literally no excuse, and not even really for her

>>39290145

Looks like what happens in Skyrim when you use the console to turn a male NPC into a female.

>>39290013
>Underweight. Every girl is a roast to you guys. Not going to deny the ugly part.
it's very difficult for a girl to be ugly and not be fat. you're judging yourself too harshly.

>>39289888
Please date me, I want an ugly gf I can treat nicely and be sure she will never leave me

>>39290121
How well do you take care of your skin?
How frequently do you exercise

Rectangular-ness can be fixed a fair bit by growing some muscle and toning, chubby face will go away as well with that
usage of skin care products and creams could help you with your skin a fair bit, is it acne blotchy or sunburn-like blotchy

The flat chest is a bummer, but some people like it flat, though massaging them and pregnancy would make it grow in size, technically

>>39290208
Frankly what I want for a wife is the opposite of a trap: looks like a man, thinks like a man, but has a functioning vagina. I'd have proposed to her right in that thread if I'd been there

>>39290121
>Flat/rectangular
>Chubby face
>Red blotchy skin
all of that can be fixed or minimized.

>>39290262
>looks like a man, thinks like a man, but has a functioning vagina
That's really fucking gay.

>>39289888
>Too ugly; not worth it. You'll end up hating me!
a girl who understands semicolon usage. be still my heart.

>>39289733
>Roasties fishing for attention
I see through all your lies you wicked, wicked devil!

have you tried tinder and those other apps? that is the only way to evaluate your attractiveness if you're a girl. if you get attention there, you're not a robot.

>>39289733
What do you want us to say? 98% of women have it better than an average man. The other 2%, which you must belong to, are freakishly ugly. Sorry about your ugliness, bitch.

>>39290259
I wash my face everyday and on Sunday I use a mask. I also use toner every night for my blotchy skin. It's not a sunburn or acne. It's just how my skin is. I play soccer at least once a week.

https://youtu.be/tlYdeF8Qa4s
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PROOF THAT GIRLS CAN NOT BE ROBOTS

IF THIS GIRL CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU

>>39290341
>I play soccer at least once a week.

>manly looking dyke ass looking whore detected

>>39290298
Semicolons are the best punctuation.

>>39290341
your skin routine sucks, you need to fix it

>>39290341
if you're underweight, you should increase your calorie intake until you're at 22 BMI, if that soccer is all your exercise, do some jogging as well, working your way up to 5 miles/day would be a good target

>>39290385
I did mention I am ugly, correct?

>>39289825
>no but these men don't count because x bullshit reasons

Christ you guys are cringe pathetic. THIS is why you're on the bottom rung of society.

>>39290405
Enlighten me on your skincare then, anon.

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>>39290426
>half the people are screeching about evil women
>the other half are giving the chick fitness advice
what do you mean friendo?

>>39290121
is your butt flat? that's more important

>>39290454
Not really. Could go for a few squats though.

You can be my friend if you want. I also have no friends, unemployed, virgin, been a shutin for nearly a decade now etc. I have no interest in knowing what you look like or ever meeting up in real life, nor will I share pictures of myself. Though honestly I'm a pretty boring dumb person with no hobbies so not sure what we would talk about. I've never had any online friends to know what they fill their conversations with

>>39290417
Kill yourself then you ugly whore. Your only mission in life is to not be ugly and you failed it. Now you have absolutely nothing to offer to the world

>>39290145
Id date her, if she doesnt mind the BBC

>>39290290
I demand a level of intellect in a woman that I am convinced is only possible in a man. That said, I need to reproduce

The only thing that matters is if you're willing to play the skin flute. You'll find a guy no problem, even if you suck at it, as long as you're willing to work at getting better at it.

Flat chests aren't even unattractive, they're great. The nipples stay small and they don't turn disgusting with old age. I've seen girls whine about being ignored by guys who prefer big boobs, but they immediately turn around and whine about being "fetishized" by disgusting pedos or whatever. It's infuriating.

Your insecurities are stupid and irrational, but if they've lowered your self esteem enough to be willing to marry an autistic faggot from the internet like me then you should give it a try.

>>39290436
First you have to determine what skin type you have and then you have to buy skin products after it. The most important products are a moisturizer, cleanser, sunscreen and serum/vitamins. Toners and masks are usually shit. Eat good food and drink tea.

>>39289733
Lies, but most people here already knew you just made this thread to feed your female narcissism.

>>39290486
what exactly is so bad about your face? if your face is even semi-average and you have a good butt, you're good to go. tits don't mean shit.

>>39289733
Do you hate yourself?
Do you hate others? if you do what do you hate about them?
Do you hate society? Do you consider yourself to be shallow?
Do you think this was a thread induced by inherent narcissism and need for attention? Are you aware of your intentions or at least aware of not being sure of what you seek to accomplish when you do actions like this?

>>39290554
I only drink tea. I eat mostly all natural foods. I use a moisturizer after my cleanser every night, then toner. I wear sunscreen on my face everyday (although nowhere else). I neglect to use "serum" though.
Oh, and I have dry skin.

>>39290614
I hate and love myself simultaneously.
I hate and love others simultaneously.
Society is slutty.
I'm shallow.
Isn't every thread made for attention?

>>39289733
>Guarantee most of you faggots have more friends than me. I can't even get friends online.
>yet men are here orbiting you.
Neck your self cunt.

>>39289733
Are you a fat pig ?

If not, here's your big moment...

ILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

>>39290618
Go to a skincare doctor and get their opinion
yours seems to be fucky, they could give you a proper solution instead of us spitballing with general information

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>>39290654
>Absolutely all communication with a member of the opposite sex is orbiting
You hate women, we know
please go back to your trap threads

>>39290662
Thanks to you for being the only decent human in this thread, anon.

>>39289888
trips
anyways post a pic from google that you think looks like you or somthing i rember talking to a girl who said she was too ugly from russia months down the road i get to see her and shes not ugly at all a bit overweight but in good areas nice hair smile etc etc kek in fact i think i help her out of the too ugly thing and got her to get a bf and then ofc we never talk again wew
anon pour me a other drink plz

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Call me at 47O-445-7413...

oh...

you'll have to let my wife Wendy fuck you too

>>39290684
>on /r9k/
>complains about women hate
Go back to /b/ kiddo

>>39290618
I'll moisturize your skin with my "serum".

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Hey God Dammit..

I don't have all night to sit around waiting for you to call...

I SAID CALL ME NOW @ 47O-445-7413

dumb bitch

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>>39290684
Im watching youtube videos and shit...But I know you are a women because you question my sexuality as thats your only insult.
Kill your self.

You know you can literally just post the qualities you're looking for in a man and someone here who has them will probably respond unless you say something like maturity.

desu OP i do wonder about your face like i said >>39290695
try and fine a pic that u thinks matchs u in some way im sure your fine alot of people wont think your bad looking at all

>>39290618
You might use the wrong products and it sounds like you have dry sensitive skin. But the best thing would be to contact a doctor, like the other anon said.

Look into the Ordinary and Asian beauty products (yesstyle.com).. they have my favourite skin products for a very cheap price.

>>39290717
>>39290755
I want to see her feet desu

>>39290758
>man hates women with all his heart
>is still somehow sexually attracted to them
I told you this before, if one hates something, why would they still want to fuck it, instead of going for the thing they do not hate

>>39290618
if you're willing, post a pic of your face on /soc/ and link it here
then we'll be able to do a proper diagnosis
bonus points of you take the picture with all the skincare products you use in front

>>39290749
Did you realize URINE is actually called UREA ?....

guess what the main active ingredient in facial moisturizer is ?.....

UREA....

that's right... Cow piss from the factory farming industry...

Urine is also good for conjunctivitis...

Ancient tribes see to piss in the eyes of tribe members with pinkeye...

MURINE is a VISINE like eyedrop

Remove the M

what do you have ?...
Yep....

URINE....

I'd like to slowly defecate into this bitch's mouth as she slowly takes my steaming log down her esophagus and performs deepthroat on my turd

>>39290811
This is the most tragic part of being a man.

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>>39290798
Christina Ricci but uglier.

>>39290837
Lol you may have been born 'male'..

But you're NO man

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>>39290262

Here you go Anon, meet Mrs. Right!

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>>39290684
Kill your self nigger.
I bet you do get men interested in you but because you are a women you need a victim complex to try and fit in.
Post your body or face and I guarantee you will get a beta cuck to worship you.

>>39290851
>ChristinaRicci
really lamo i think shes kinda cute

>>39290834
Urea isn't all of urine, it's only what makes it yellow

>>39290879
>nipple piercing
>tattoo
Kys

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>>39290811
>>man hates women with all his heart
>>is still somehow sexually attracted to them
>I told you this before, if one hates something, why would they still want to fuck it, instead of going for the thing they do not hate
Asexual what now nigger spic.

>>39290811
Hatefuck is a thing

>>39290914
AND BESIDES I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER MY LOVE IS FOR THE GAU 18.
Get fucked cunt.

>>39290811
It's better to fuck something you hate than something you love. I mean how could you put something you love in such an awful position?

>>39290910
STFU PISSBOY

>>39290910

Well now you're just being too picky.

>>39289733
anyways OP person who ask u to fine a pic to see what you think you like got a email or somthing if you dont mind chatting

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STUPID THREAD, BUT....

They always say that the alcoholism is a disease... BULLSHIT !!....

Cancer is a disease... Diabetes is a disease.... But alcoholism is not a disease....

NOT A FUCKING DISEASE !!!....

It's a goddamn genetic trait, addictive behavior, and that behavior can be modified....

... Nobody talks about a methamphetamine tweaker and says "awwww he has a disease"

Alcoholism is for idiots

I feel like meeting the female that started this thread and grabbing both of her nipples with two pairs of common household pliers and dragging her ass into the back room and teaching her a life lesson that she'll never forget... I'd like to impregnate her feces... I'd like to show her what it's like to be a man, a man in a boxing ring, a man in a boxing ring with a broken nose...

Then I'd like to show her what it's like to be a woman... Woman with nipples that have been stretched 3 inches long by a pair of pliers, a woman who is forced to perform fellatio on my turd as it slowly slides out of my hairy feces encrusted rectum...

But ALCOHOLISM IS NOT A FUCKING DISEASE

Sits...

Steaming mad about the 'disease' bullshit....

Notices the air conditioner in my bedroom is REALLY kicking out some cold air....

...decides to convince my wife Wendy to give me head and fall asleep like a greedy selfish slob

Dammit@disease

>>39289790
>post info
>get 0 replies
>people will claim women have it easy anyway because it fits their narrative better and they can go back to feeling sorry for themselves
>i too go back to feeling sorry for myself

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God Fucking DAYUM !!!!....

S.E. CUPPIS SO HOT

>>39291346
Post info, I'll be your bf

>>39291346
this is me >>39290490 , not feasible for me to have a gf as much as I'd like, but you can be my friend if you want.

>>39291346
ill be friend anon

just need a way to talk

>>39291346
>post info
>get 0 replies
Even dudes can be flooded with replies just by pretending to be female you retarded fucking queer.
Die in a car crash.

>>39289733
God forbid you ask a man out instead you insufferable cunt.

>>39289733
Men are fucking retards if you want to successfully flirt with a man you have to do everything but fuck him on the spot. If you want to fuck a guy you need to hug him then grind on his dick while looking him in the eyes. Otherwise we'll just think you are being friendly and accidentally touching our penis

>>39289733
post pic of ur self pls