>am NEET for 4 years >finally decide to get a job >send

>>39287287
Why did you miss it you moron

>>39287287
god you;re fucked

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It's ok op

there's always time, to try again.

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>>39287287
Why would you miss it you stupid tard.

>>39287287
How are you this big of a degenerate?
You didn't "miss" it. You didn't go because you're a scared bitch. There are a lot of people who'd die to actually get the chance to come close to get a job like you did.
Faggot.

>miss it

You don't "miss" these things. You are intentionally not going in because you're a retard.

>>39287754
I am fucking triggered by this man..

>>39287616
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>>39287754
>>39287766
fuck yourselves, i tried to go but missed every bus

>>39287754
>There are a lot of people who'd die to actually get the chance to come close to get a job like you did.
yeah, i'd also rather die than getting a job

>>39287810
don;t talk to me, you're fucking fucked you dumb fuck

>>39287810
How did you miss every bus? How can you fuck up that bad? I don't get it.

>>39287824
>>39287854
i have to take two buses there
first time i went the first bus was late so i missed the second one, not my fault
second time the first bus came up 5 minutes early twice in a row, not my fault again

i tried, it didn't work, shit happens, fuck you
sometimes these things were simply never meant to work out

>>39287932
Just explain that then so you don't look like a fucking retard.

Now, idk,have someone drop you off, or take and earlier bus so this shit doesn't happen again.

>>39287932
how fucking fucked can one fucker be

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>>39287966
>>39288004
you normies just dont get it

>>39288037
No I don't, the fact that you can't do basic common sense shit? Has nothing to do with normies, a robot can figure out how to be on time for something.

I turned down a job offer today.
theres always jobs.

>>39287932
You have leave an hour early.

>>39288037
and so you'll stay fucked like the fucker you are

nothing pleases me more than someone who suffers because they refuse to change

how far is it? why not just get a bike?

What do you do at a fruit factory?

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>>39287287
How are you so much of a fucking faliure that you get called in for job orientation twice and miss it both times? You wanted the job, applied, and were still too lazy to go to the orientation. Just fucking die please

>>39288300
>What do you do at a fruit factory?
Bend bananas

>>39288300
Stack fruit

Count fruit


Put them in a box

Alll for $50k a year

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>mom tells me to get a job
>lie and say I'm looking for one
>this goes on for 8 months
>game is up
>they demand proofs
>fabricate proofs
>this goes on for another 2 months
>threaten to kick me out
>I start actually applying
>going to interviews
>"so anon tell me about the last 5 years"
>"not gonna lie been selling drugs but I want to be normal now"
>finally don't fuck up and get a job

I dragged it out literally an entire year. Half the year was OK with mild anxiety, the other half was like walking on eggshells around the house and family but I still got to play video games 10+ hours a day

>>39288342
Will the drug thing get me a job everytime?

>>39288371
Actually I used it as a bit of false honesty (too socially retarded to be a drug dealer) to inspire pity and gently auto-fail interviews because I thought I could hold out for a bit longer as a NEET

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>>39288337
>But if you get paid for 2 extra weeks of vacation (at your regular hourly rate), or you actually work for those 2 extra weeks, then your total year now consists of 52 weeks. Assuming 40 hours a week, that equals 2,080 hours in a year. Your annual salary of $50,000 would end up being about $24.04 per hour.

Holy shit, that's way more than most of us make and I think even enough for big cities.

Anyone here ever work in hotel housekeeping? I'm used to getting turned down or fucking up interviews but I actually got a job. How fucked am I? I haven't had a real job since I worked in fast food in high school 5 years ago.

>>39288342
You should go kill yourself as well, being an adult and dragging this shit out is just fucking cringey

>>39288342
>>"not gonna lie been selling drugs but I want to be normal now"
That's fucking gold.