I'm a wagecuck. This qt girl at my work always shares funny memes with me that she finds on iFunny. Today she was laughing a lot and showef me these memes a guy sent her about having sex and cumming really fast and characters from Spongebob talking about having sex. I got really mad and told her that I didn't want to hear about other guys having sex, I wanted to have sex and I'm a virgin. She got really offended and told my boss. Am I screwed, bros?
You should get checked for autism
I'm not joking
I don't know if I would have said the same but I definitely would've been thinking about it, I hate normies and non virgins
>>39286781
>being a wagecuck
This is where you first went wrong, wagie
>>39286781
If your boss approaches you flip it around, tell him that she was showing off a perverted meme and it offended you. she sexually harassed you first
>>39286878
This actually seems pretty smart
I once reported a guy because he made a joke about sucking dick while I had my dick out peeing in the bathroom. He ended up quitting over it haha.
>>39286848
I do too but I normally don't get mad about it.
>>39286878
I don't think he'll do anything about it, she just started and has been a discipline problem.
>>39286931
He was simply expressing why he was offended, its not like he told her to bend over. She sounds like a bitch
>>39286781
>Talking to girls at work
You deserve it.
Thanks for the advice bros. I think from now on I will be more honest and tell people right away that I'm a virgin and don't want to hear about other guys having sex, that way I won't have to hold it in.
>>39287412
No, you shouldn't. That's a private and personal thing. people should just stop being degenerates at work. Its unprofessional. Telling them right away will just make you a target for ridicule that you don't deserve
>>39288499
This.
>tfw virgin but people just assume I've had sex