What disgusting or weird habits does /R9K/ have? More importantly,

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What disgusting or weird habits does /R9K/ have? More importantly, have you ever been caught in the act of such habits?

I'll post a few

>Shower once a week
>Always cum into my hands then lick it off so I don't have to walk to the bathroom
>Uncut fag who loves letting his dick get stinky as fuck
>Always pull back and use one finger to wipe under the glands to gather all the smeg and then eat it

>Compulsively talk to myself
>Have to skip and jump as I do it
>Usually frolic about my house interviewing myself and fleshing out conversations

>Wrestle with my pillows
>Have been doing this since I was 5
>I'm 24 now
>Always let the pillow win
>If I'm feeling horny I'll hold my hands behind my back and lie beneath the pillows pretending they are raping me as I rub myself against the mattress until I come.


It occurred to me not so long ago just how disgusting I am, and how much of a freak I'd be viewed as if anyone knew my private habits. I realized most normies probably consider biting their toenails as absolutely sickening, nevermind anything above.