whats the most normie thing you'll admit to? i'll go

>>39283279
Rick and Morty is a fantastic show and both redditors and people who characterize it as a reddit show are retarded.

>the contrarian cycle continues

I have 1 friend.

Anime is more normie than rick and morty as well as being way shittier from a quality standpoint.

>>39283413

>this is orgigigignal
This place gets more depressing by the hour.

I'm repulsed by fat women.

My robot friends don't like me very much because of how energetic and positive I am. I don't want to be a robot forever and when I'm in social situations I try not to be negative because I know it drags people down. Robots don't like me because I'm not as "defeated" as them. I try to not be a robot .

I follow baseball, F1, and hockey.

I actually want a job and am actively trying to get hired because I think working gives you a purpose in life.

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>actually thought instagram/twitter memes were good

I sometime read buzzfeed

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I actually enjoy making small talk with randos because I'm lonely.

>>39283279
I have two friends and get out of the house everyday.

I get fucking depressed just being here, enough 4chan seeya guys

>>39283572
I get most of my news from facebook honestly

>>39283514
>I actually want a job and am actively trying to get hired because I think working gives you a purpose in life.
dis

I have a good job and a nice apartment

>>39283437
>Anime is more normie than rick and morty
lmao this isn't even close to true

>>39283585
do you work? what do you do?

>>39283279
Ive hooked up with ptp

>>39283375
>thread originallo

>>39283596
I get all of my news from memes, news sites are shit ran by kikes.

I have a couple of good friends and I go out on a daily basis.

I've managed to hold 2 women in a equilateral love triangle.

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Tfw normies are ruining ricc and mharti.

>>39283279
That I've had sex. Consensual sex with a girl my own age. I was even in a 3 year relationship with said bitch. I had a job, we hung out with HER friends and I was social. I hated EVERYTHING about it. Even sex became an overrated act that I never cared for after the first 100 times

>>39283279
I regularly hang out with people and have had a girl have a crush on me
honestly by anybody's standards but r9k that's not much at all

>>39283279
I'm a 6'4" lanklet who is somewhat attractive.
Still not a normie though. Too socially alienated, and all my friends moved away or cut ties with me.
I should probably be looking for a new social group.

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i keep waiting for the next COD every year even though i know it will suck

>>39283752
I go to classes 3 days a week, shrink once a week and I like smoking weed in nature.

>>39283279
I am into normie activities, even though I'm not very good at them.
I won't stop practicing though.

>>39283279
Go outside

originally

>>39283279
im not a virgin, im good at flirting and do so often but have a hard time falling in love.

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>>39283279
I enjoy normie tv series like rick and morty or bojack the horseman and I go to a party once a three week

>>39283375

Although Season 3 is showing a significant dip in quality

>>39284278
S3 is the best season. Outside of the latest episode, the best characterization yet.

I-i-i h-have gf

>>39284341
I feel sorry for you bud. Gf is the biggest meme in the world. You spend shittone of money for coffe and lunches. You don't have time for anything because you must spend most of time with her

>>39283279
>unironically enjoy rick and morty
>smoke weed every day
>have a job
But before you say it, I am a pure kissless archmage. 33 and no gf ever, never got anywhere with any girl and I gave up by 27, I'm not a normie.

in the process of turning a virgin qt into my gf
already given her her first kiss and she likes me too!

It's weird
It would be hubris and folly to say that I am not entertained by the show, it's extremely entertaining to me

But there are certain things about the show that rub me the wrong way, as someone who strongly despises normalscum and would seek to be very dissimilar to them.

>>39283279
>don't (officially) live with parents
>go outside sometimes
>have social media

>>39283578
Me too, but for some reason the only ones that I'm actually able to talk to are bums and alcoholics

>>39283279
rick and morty as robots make it out to be but the "deep" shit is trash and why can't they have circular pupils

>>39283588
>Even joking about leaving

Wew lad

>>39284326
I think S3 is the worst season and that the latest episode was the best of it so far.

I think the AR-15 is an effective weapon.

>>39285019

The latest episode was just like The Simpsons currently, no characterisation of characters, just them doing kooky things for 24 minutes so normies with shit tastes like you can enjoy. KYS

>>39284957
Justin Roiland said he intentionally made the eyes look like assholes to show how our perception of things is always inferior to the reality.

>>39285063
>no characterisation of characters(sic)
Anon, we learned that Rick actually did want Jerry out of the picture and tried to ruin Beth's marriage, we learned what kind of person Jerry really is and we learned how the characters reconcile and move on from these truths.

>>39285111
>we learned that Rick actually did want Jerry out of the picture and tried to ruin Beth's marriage
We already knew all of that as of S3E1
>we learned what kind of person Jerry really is
We knew that as of S1E7, among almost everything Jerry has done.

You just needed it spelled out.

>>39285024
irredeemable

get the FUCK out

>>39285066
>its SUPPOSED to be shit

i follow kendall and kylie jenner's instagrams..

>>39283279
I laugh at shitty vines and instagram memes
I watch those buzzfeed try it videos
I watch top 10 lists like watchmojo

>>39285312
I made all of that up.

I browsed /r/4chan one time.

>>39285442
fuck i was tricked

>>39283279
browse 4chan desu

>>39285334
yeah that's pretty good. at least your not a tryhard that follows kimk's insta.

>>39283375
Way to go, It's no longer necessary for me to post in this thread.

>>39283279
>Watch Big Bang Theory every night before I go to sleep
I don't know why, it calms me down. I used to struggle sleeping at night before I started watching it.
Is it too late for me?

>>39283279
I enjoy the act of working and talking to people in a professional, jovial manner. I'm still looking for work and never had friends. All in all, a conflicting duality.