if my life was going to turn around it would have happened

Good for you. :) And better luck next time =3

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I hate my life
super originallllllldsjkghfjds

did you make this OP? because its way to specific on some things while to general on others

i could only get one square and that was "faps every day"

and since when is torrenting the sign of a loser?

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>>39280956
My life is so unfulfilling desu desu senpai.

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17/25

2 bingos

Not too bad

>>39280956
Correct

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could be worse, originally

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orange: I guess it depends on how you define it
I drink at leas one beer every single day

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is it too late for me?

original

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>>39280956
Well, looks like it's not an hero time yet

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28 is past the point in life where having potential matters, right?

And I'm guessing disabled here is used to mean "unable to work due to a disability" rather than just "has a disability."

>>39282098
Age: 19
Forgot.

This comment is not original, but now it technically is.

>>39282128
I'm also being very generous on what counts as a "happy memory" (i.e. playing Dungeons and Dragons without killing off my character counts as a "happy memory").

>>39282128
What did you get arrested for, anon?

origami

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that's probably why we congregated here

so we would be around our kind

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>>39280956
age 20

question mark on happy memories because I dont remember anything in the past year.

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>>39282276
I can't remember anything happy within the last year.

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>>39280956
B I N G O
I
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G
Oiginal

The only one I can check off is the smoke 3+ packs of cigarettes a week.

>>39282647
> knows what is happiness
High, Norman. How's it going?

>>39282735
Hi*
Getting more retarded by the day.

>>39280956
Masturbate at least once a day should be in the middle.

Literally everyone are doing it.

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>25
>never had job
>no friends
>virgin
my parents have left me in their basement since I got out of high school and I'm just rotting down here

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How did I do, Iads?

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I can still turn this around
probably not

>>39282781
I barely get any pleasure out of it anymore, it's just not worth the energy.

>>39282847
You need a new fetish.

>>39282735
It's going pretty well. I'm at work right now just waiting to go home and play Just Cause 3. How are you?

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>>39280956
Age: 19

I'm.... okay.

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i dont have any friends, but at least i fucked some slut at a first semester college party

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>>39282901
I need to get a life. I'm not a wizard, I'm 19 for God's sake, and I'm already unable to enjoy the most basic animalistic source of pleasure.

>>39282939
I'm staring at the screen of my laptop and shitposting instead of going to bed (2am), because I know I won't be able to fall asleep. The only thing I can do right now is wait for the classes to begin, since going to uni creates an illusion of having a purpose in life. Unlike for other robots, for me becoming NEET means unbearable depression and death, for better or worse.

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Do I get an award now?

>>39283304
>only 1 bingo
Try harder next time.

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>>39283304
Yes, a rope.
Here, take it. Would you like me to tie a noose for you? I'm an expert.

>>39283304
throw some trash around your room for the triple bingo and you win a prize

>>39283349
How many bingo do I need to get to get a gun award?

>>39283363
blackout

>>39283363
All of them. That's how we know you've already suffered enough, so we can offer you the quickest way to finally end your misery.

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i have less than 10 happy memories in my life

>>39283358
Well, that will only be a double bingo, unless he loses one of his limbs in the process.

>>39283411
>B bingo down
>bingo across
>G bingo down
boi..

>>39283215
Focus on school so you can graduate and get a good job or at least one that you're happy with. Don't look at it so negatively, you're doing something that will matter if you want it to. Fuck it, you might as well pour yourself into it and see it where it goes. Don't give up before you've even really had a chance to experience life.

>>39283411
Nigga you seriousIy dumb.

>>39283440
Gotta check my eyes.

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>>39280956
original post #1223453134536352S

>>39282180
Giving away drugs. I wish I had at least gotten arrested for selling them.

>>39283459
Yeah, I know. It's just being in my parents' house (summer break) shits up my mood, and /r9k/ only makes it worse. Good thing my uni is far away from here.

>>39280956
Life does not turn around on it's own
if you want shit to change, you have to get off your fat lazy ass and do it yourself

>>39283564
Get off my lazy ass and do what? Do how?

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jesus this is a bit of a wake up call

i have to fix my life somehow

but how?

>>39283540
What are you majoring in? Yeah, I've lived on my own since I was 19. Living with parents, or anyone really is complete shit. When you move out one day, you'll be happy as a motherfucker. It is the ultimate freedom and it's pretty thrilling after years of being under someone's rule. Take night walks if you can't sleep. They're pretty damn good.

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i hope my bingo prize is dying in my sleep

>>39283621
Well, take a shower for starters

>>39283649

what's the point

i'll just get dirty again

>>39283631
> What are you majoring in
Mathematics.
> Take night walks
Well, I will have to bother the security guard twice, because our uni has a policy to keep the doors of every dorm closed from 1am to 6am. Also, the campus was built quite literally in the middle of a forest, it's suburban area a 1.5-hour bus ride away from the center, so a night walk would be pretty boring and somewhat dangerous.

>>39283662
Yes, then you shower again. Once a day should be enough, unless you're really fat.

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>>39280956
jygfhdfhjgtyf

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hello friends how do you deal with depersonalization, because my entire visual perception feels like a haze for the past 2 months or so, everything is zoomed in, life is playing out like a video on my eyeballs, i cant retain new memories anymore, i have actually started to confuse sleep with reality.

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OP, please fix the card again. I'm a certified Total Fucking Loser, I should get a bingo.

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maybe there's hope, but i wouldn't be on this board if it was otherwise

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so close

>>39284194
you did though, a diagonal one

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Lad level: wew

>>39283947
that happened to me at the beginning of this year. it really fucked with me. it just kinda got better. i stopped working out and started eating like shit and i think it all caught up with me

I don't smoke weed anymore, but I do all my drugs alone. Cocaine/Alcohol/Adderall/psychedelics/etc

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Age: 18

orignaleonospagetti

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>>39285126
Forgot to post it baka

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Guess its not as bad as it could be... also debt is only student debt so nothing out of the ordinary there.

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not a loser lel

oreeeeeginal

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I'm just filling this post with text so the robot allows it. I don't have anything to say.

No matter how bad things get, just be thankful you're not this guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q0pMpYss37E

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>>39280956
Still jerk off daily despite having a girlfriend and getting sex lol

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>>39280956
I don't have diagnosed depression but I am most certainly depressed.

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i didnt do too bad

Post greentext about being arrested, really curious what these awkward robots/outcasts did to get in contact with police.

>>39280956

>In bed on phone
>I'm 21
>can hear 31 yo brother I'm his room talking really loud, shouting down his mic, making forced laughter and screeching noises at his online friends
>he's a tard wrangler a few times a week
>never had a gf
>balding
>no friends irl at all
>suspect he's a virgin
>wears exclusively band t shirts

I'm so desperate to not become him, I'm going to uni, going clubbing at every opportunity, lifting, doing motorbike lessons, etc if I'm like him in 10 years im ending it

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I want to fucking cry and I need help

Very original

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Could be worse senpai

> giririrginri

>>39280956
I cover NEET, deliberate inaction, awkward and aggressive and distant in conversation, passed potential, finesse and lying through problems, no vehicle, masturbate at least once a day (I do 2 to 3 times a day), virgin and less than 10 happy memories in the past year.

How shit am I as a percentage out of 100%?

>>39286840
Oh and I forgot, age 20