I'm going to kill myself in the next few hours, and I was thinking, should I pull a "funny prank XD" and say the "anonymous hackers group 4chan" made me do it? I. Might live stream it as well on some shitty mobile app
>>39279695
Nice GIF. , saved.
If you serious about suicide, than I won't hold you back. You shall become free.
Yeah what a nice gif is it in 60fps?
You should be a martyr for something. You only die once, make it count.
>>39279695
Just blame 9gag and Reddit.
>>39279695
seriously anon consider making it a murder suicide, kill someone really important and be immortalised
THEN say the great hacker 4chan made you do it for bonus points
>>39279695
DONT PUSSY OUT LIKE BAGMAN. IF I HAVE TO WAIT AND WATCH ANOTHER 3 HOURS JUST TO HAVE YOU PUSSY OUT ILL KILL YOU MYSELF
no /uprising/?
Don't blame 4chan you idiot it'll bring more normies in.
the world weeps another night; the shadow of society grows thinner.
another mind reaped by corruption.
the blood harvest approaches.
im sorry it came to this, anon.
Anything we can do to convince you otherwise?
>>39279695
Your last words could be "anonymous hacker group called 4chan made me do this. glory to Kekistan".
>>39279967
this, they need bad publicity right now.
>>39279695
Please call a suicide hotline
18002738255 US
08457909090 UK
1300224636 or 131114 AUS
Or go to your nearest emergency room.
I promise you that any problems you face now can be fixed, no matter how difficult you may think they are to overcome. Things will get better if you get help. I hope you decide to live, anon.
>>39280313
>>39280313
>>39280313
pls anon we luv chu
>>39279695
dont be a nigger faggot OP do it and post link
>>39280356
fuck you for encouraging this.
If you wanna really peg yourself do us a favour and see if the dispair code actually exists/works
I don't want to lose another robro, please reconsider.
Refs:
>>39280346
>>39280313
please dont bro
Do it and now and I swear whatever's lead you to do will have all been for nothing.
Give it another decade, anon. You'll get it together if you make the effort.
>>39280084
Lmao /b/ is fulll of kids
if you're going to stream it please let us know
>>39280531
to do it*
oingoboingo
>>39279695
Remember when posts about suicide didn't have normie responses like "Don't do it anon, we love you!". Normies turned this board into normieville.
>>39280313
>>39280346
>>39280361
>>39280471
Fucking normal fags, I was originally gonna call my mum and shit but now when the next train that comes bye bye world
>>39280563
instincts say this isnt op.
>>39280578
I'm a phoneposter so give me a minute
>>39279695
>>39280625
i'll wait.
origamo.
>>39279695
Wont encourage it, but if it really is the only option for you, then I pray for a painless/swift liberation.
>>39279695
Nah make it interesting. Make it look like feminists attacked you and drove you to suicide. They pull the opposite all the time.
>>39280870
bump
also play my mixtape if yu do it shit fye
What method ? Be careful about pills or ODing, a guy this morning on /r9k/ claimed he has a liver failure and is dying in immense pain because he took paracetamol.
>>39280363
Ill do it. Post where i can find the code.
>>39280109
>normies
not
>normalfags
spotted the "normie"
>>39281303
>normal posting
not
>epic lulz over 9000!!!!
Lingo changes buddy.
>>39280313
Fuck off you stupid fucking tard, calling those useless hotlines only makes it worse.
>>39281348
you're right. it changes when a "normie" like you isn't allowed to say fag because he will offend someone.
Why not go on a murder spree? Stab or shoot someone really important and you will be inmortalised
>>39279695
Don't do that anon we need your misery to make us feel better about our own shitty lives.
Besides there's still a chance, No matter how small that suicide won't even free you from this shitty existence
>>39279924
Of course not, 60fps videos/gifs would give you eye cancer.
It's more like 6.
Out if everyone I've seen, you're the person who's taken their suicide the least seriously. You're taking about it casually as if it's nothing and mentioning a "funny prank". Fair play.
But it makes me wonder why the fuck you want to kill yourself in the first place. If you're still able to laugh things off, then you're not depressed to the point that you should commit suicide.
Be glad that your life is not as bad as it could be. Be glad that you still have potential to be happy. Don't throw your life away when you're better off than most of us. Baka.
Killing yourself is the stupidest thing you could do. Use your potential and actually do something, Anon. You're a good person and you'll be throwing away many years of your life that could end up being good desu.
But Anon, if you kill yourself, you won't get to watch any more anime or play any more vidya. You are willing to give your hobbies up just so that you can stop existing? Think about this carefully Anon.
>>39279695
Please do it. I need some kind of entertainment. Everything is boring me.