>mom let my little cousin use my computer without my permission

>>39279186
yell at her, and make her feel like its her fault.
Works everytime

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>>39279186
I dont get embarrased by stuff like that but if I where in your position and an adult, just explain you like what you like. Im sure your mom is into all sorts of fucked shit anyway so its no like she can bitch. Also kick the shit out of your cousin for narking.

i've been caught browsing /y/

>Not having your PC locked and password protected
You were asking for it.

>>39279186
>got caught doing autofellatio
>people have found on multiple occasions my various folders
>sex toys have been found in various states
>magazines of questionable taste found in various states
>walked in on multiple times
Just ask them why didn't they didn't give you your basic human courtesy of them respecting your privacy then explain you like what you like just like everyone else in the world.
Unless they're retards that think only what they like and think is correct they'll usually back down on everything.

>>39279186

Watched jav in class in highschool on my computer when teacher was in front of me, friends and normies were all keking and it was pretty good until ms. cuntberg the school principal walked in the class for "check ups" and caught me

Got in shit for that, they called my parents and all that shit, but never really cared, it was p funny.

>>39279186
>mfw parents come home quietly and you're in your bedroom having sex with a girl they don't know yet
>loudly

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>100+ GB of bbc hyposis video and trainers
anon...

>>39279186
Good luck. When I was outed my parents told me it was fine to be gay, but they would disown me if I was the bottom.

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>>39279186
Do people in this thread not understand what the fuck a password is?

Do people not know how to set up their screensaver so it requires a password to unlock your computer?

The fuck is wrong with you idiots?

>>39279618
Not him, but it's easy for things to slip through defenses. If I'm going out I'll "switch user" so signing in again will require a password; but if I'm just going to piss or anticipate returning soon, I usually won't lock it as it's more often than not a waste of time. These lapses, however unlikely they are to be exploited, *can* be.

Also if you have an external hard drive for porn, what are you supposed to do, unplug it and hide it whenever you're not on your PC? Someone could take it and search it even though it's not likely or see it while signed into another account.

>>39279351
>that feel when my younger sisters have walked in on me fapping all the god damn time

Why the fuck can't people knock on the god damn door?

>>39279765
Everyone seems to feel they have the right to open any door before knocking in their place of residence despite the fact others live there.

Be me
>Underage /b/
>Old phone that got internet
>download pictures of elderly women pissing and old ladies in various poses
>nice collection
>keep downloading pics
>leave phone on bed
>taking a piss
>7 year old cousin looks for games on said phone
>he looks in shock
>sees my collection
He told my mom I had nasty pictures on my phone but I deleted them before she walked in

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>bbc hypnosis
Anon we need to talk....

>>39279904
Second time
>14
>finally got computer
>find porn sites
>fapping loads and loads to weird shit
>brap porn scat etc
>hear a noise behind me
>it's my fucking mom
Luckily she caught me when I had the pleb porn up

>>39279760
have you heard of encryption?

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>>39279186
>>he found my 100+ GB of bbc hyposis video and trainers
Even if this is bait, I had an excellent laugh

>>39279317
This, my laptop is locked with a strong password the moment I look away.

>>39279317
>>39279618
>>39280921
This this this.

>>39279186
>>39279904
Why the fuck do people think it's perfectly ok to use other people's stuff?

This is why you lock your computer

Bang bang bang! Police open up!

We've had reports that you've got passwords on all your devices, mind telling us why and letting us check for illegal materiel? Why do you need a desktop in the current year? You should be storing your files in the cloud.

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>not having your computer under three layers of encryption and passwords