Should I hire this escort? Haven't had sex since February

jesus christ seriously ?
these pictures dont show SHIT. that's probably for a reason don't you think ??? spend your caps wisely dammit

>>39278168
Her or another one. You deserve a good shag anon.

>>39278168
Wait you would really tell your family that you hired a prostitute? Can't you come up with any kind of lie?

That probably isn't her, go to a massage parlor.

>>39278258
I'm so used to being bluntly honest I am deficient in lying skills. IDK I wouldn't have anything to show or prove for the missing 200/300 dollars

>>39278168
Get a 15 buck back alley hooker instead, dont waste money to sustain a beauty gifted roastie

>>39278168

If you're in the States, anything less than ~$300 will get you (A) jumped by Tyrone, (B) arrested or (C) catfished by a woman that looks nothing like the picture (and if you complain, you will get option A).

At the same time, the high-class ones will want your work email and drivers license and other """"background check"""" shit (i.e. blackmail fuel for when you don't tip enough).

Don't bother with sex workers of any sort, senpai

>>39278285
Spend another 50 and get wasted on wine, get home and tell them you have no idea what happened with the money

Don't hire escorts. You are supporting the degenerate culture fucking retard.

>>39278322
They also don't allow me to drink because I'm 20 and have schizophrenia and they retardedly think it'll mess with my medication

>>39278299
Massage parlor, kid. You can get full service for $150, max.

>>39278346

>20
>schizo
>disability
>had sex last year


was the girl you fucked last year also a prostitute? dude you're in the prime of your years just clean your room

>>39278489
No the last one was my girlfriend. I've had sex with 2 escorts and 7 regular girls

>>39278299
>If you're in the States, anything less than ~$300 will get you (A) jumped by Tyrone, (B) arrested or (C) catfished by a woman that looks nothing like the picture (and if you complain, you will get option A).
Don't listen to him, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Of course the more you spend, the more likely you are to get a hotter girl, but I've some diamonds for $100. Just use your head and review boards. No obvious fake pics, call them up, don't do it if they say no calling. Arrive early and case the place out, do the touch test, don't discuss sex. Leave if she doesn't look like pics or looks bad, put the money down, DON'T give it to her. Generally doing it at a house is better, cops patrol known hooker hotels.

>>39278701
I've always done outcalls

>>39278769
I never did. Didn't want them coming to my place and didn't want to buy a hotel. But that's also because I lived at home.

>>39278516
Kill yourself fucking normie scum

>>39279178
Will do m80

>>39278168
>Haven't had sex since $RANDOMDATE

Basically this is Cringe Thread for Non Virgin dudes.

>>39278168
>disability

let me guess, is it penis disability or mental disability?

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>>39278299

this.

you will have 600+300+450 dollars, that's $1350, you can buy a $1300 brand new gaming PC and $50 worth of pizza and feel way better.

or you can buy 0.3 BTC and watch it skyrocket before converting them to a brand new lambo.

pic unrel8

>>39278285
>200/300 dollars

are you butt-ass ugly? I get massage/handies for like 50 bucks lmao

>>39279420
I'd post a picture of myself but my thread would get deleted. I'm like a 5 or 6

>>39278516
>sex with 7 girls by the age of 20
must be nice being a fucking normie
why are you even here?

>>39279456
he was talking about 2D girls, 2D gf, 2D whores

>>39278168
Not worth it, sounds like you cannot afford to spend this much money on something like that.

Having the amount of money needed to purchase something and being able to afford something are two different situations.

You become an adult financially when you realize this.

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>>39278168
just get a sex doll they are becoming more popular then real women and you don't have to deal with STDs.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4810660/Austrian-brothel-buys-SECOND-sex-doll-high-demand.html

>>39278168
You shouldn't engage in degenerate acts, anon.

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>>39279384
I like that vehicle a lot. Got anymore pics? Here's an old Ford pickup I came across during my runs

>>39278168
The erotic review.

Just go browse till you find someone who is both well reviewed and cheap.

>>39278168
>no face

what for? face is like 90% of the female beauty. you better go to your local brothel and choose a cute one.

I can't see how escorts are worth the money considering you have to wrap your dick in plastic. This is the reason I haven't lost my virginity to one. Yet.