>speak a foreign language as a male with an accent
>sound retarded and embarrassing
>speak a foreign language as a female with an accent
>sound very cute and often times preferable to the native accent
End my suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp3kET7ZXYw
Male accents can be cute too. Unless you're Indian, then you should just kill yourself.
>>39276924
I want to do unspeakable things to Alice!
>>39276924
What accent do you have anon
>>39276924
Says who? You know how many females love foreign accents?
Stop making up shit for your self-pity you retard
>>39277121
>>>/jp/
>>39277126
Shitty polak accent.
>>39277130
Not all accents were created equal.
>>39277207
>Shitty polak accent
like marbozir? that is cute. CUTE
>>39277207
Maybe you're just ugly and an autist. None of the Polish men I know have made females turned off from them due to their accent.
>>39277207
Russian accent here, idk why you consider slavic accent ugly. At the very least it sounds comical and makes you more memorable
>>39277207
Eastern Europeans sound fucking cool when speaking English, though. You should hear us Germans speak English. The accent is just a big mess of mispronounciations.
OP doesn't realize he just got woke to white racist bullshit norms
>foreign male accents dumb and stupid xD
>foreign female accents sexualized and commodified
>>39277360
what does this have to do with race? OP is white.
>>39276924
what the hell is this weeb trash
>>39277379
>OP is white
Ummm, no sweetie, OP is a slav.
I always speak with a German accent. I also think with one. Fug.
>>39276924
It's good. I heard anglo girls love french accents on males. To be frank I feel more comfortable speaking english despite my accent because in case I sperg out people will just blame it on the cultural differences
>>39277381
That is Alice MAGAtroid from the anime Touhou Project. She can command ZOG puppets.
>>39277398
I love ze german accent, cheer up mein freind
>>39277438
>>39277398
German accent is the tops. It's like Arnie's. I bet you can say flammenwerfer with a lot of swagger too.
>>39277388
>poles aren't white
>blonde hair, green eyes
>not white
this is next-level, i'm afraid i'm not woke enough. i already feel edgy for believing mediterraneans aren't white.
>>39277432
not the 2hu, alice is cute
i mean the video, this channel looks like some kanadajin-tier trash, except that she's not wearing a hijab
I refuse to believe that gookshit can speak more languages than me. You'll fucking see I'll learn to speak 10 languages. Fuck you.FUCK YOU
>>39277300
Not everything is about women you fucking idiot.
>>39277328
Russian is better than polak
>>39277335
>>39277398
I wish I had a German accent. My German friends sound cool as heck whilst I sound like a retard. I guess everyone hates their accents and adores others.
>>39277388
>>39277432
Get your shitty /pol/ memes off my board and away from my touhous.
>>39277512
You need to open your eyes, m80.
>>39277633
>I wish I had a German accent.
The thing is, there is not only one German accent. You'll hear pretty significant differences depending on the region, atleast in my experience.
>>39277642
>calling this asian
>>39277684
>mfw I heavily edited this map for shiposting purposes but Serbia was Asian in the original one aswell
Varg is a tough redpill to swallow
>>39277673
The girl in the video has a Swiss German accent and that is cute, and my friend lives in the north west so whatever that accent is, is nice.
>>39277642
funny, but jokes aside this is as far as i'll go.
at least you have an accent op, I'm a slovak that learned english through youtube videos mainly and I used to only watch two or three channels and picked up an east coast US way of speaking but now it's just a shit mix of everything I hate it so much
>>39277841
i'm the same but i love it
>where are you from anon?
>wow really? your english is amazing!
every time. feels good man
>>39277873
>your english is amazing
this makes me angry cause I know that my english is nothing special compared to the rest of the world, it's just that not many people here take time to properly learn it
I speak German a littke bit, I hooe my accent is cute enough yo pick up a Yuro bf.
>>39277770
Pal, you are missing out visiting the Algar e if you strike out the south of Portugal.
>>39277841
Honest question, if you're a European learning English, why would you learn mongrel English instead of the real one? Is it just because there are more yank youtube videos?
>tfw french girl fetish
>tfw accent turns me on
>every french girl I've ever met has been incredibly sweet
>tfw asian
No qt, let alone a French one would ever see me as a potential partner.
>>39276924
I learned basically all the foreign languages that I speak (French, Spanish and English) with women so my voice sounds like a girl.
Relatable af OP
>>39276924
>have german accent and stutter when I speak english out of insecurity
>people on skype make fun of me
I just wish I had a cool russian accent
>>39280161
Do you stutter in German too, or only English?