you have a girl who's 100% consenting & willing to be

I trade her to Stacey for a ONS

>>39274934
normal slave things

>>39274934
BENIS in BAGINA
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>>39274934
Live a long life with children and love and tender kisses.

treat her with love and care

Fuck her until I faint from exhaustion, do it again when I wake up.

>>39274948
uh you know, dishes, laundry, mopping

>>39274934
Make her get a job and give me all the money I guess. And practice things I like in her free time.

>>39274934
love her and give her lot of hugs and kisses

>>39274934
If she's masochistic, normal bdsm stuff would be nice. If she's not, then might as well make her take care of the house and see if she's suitable as waifu.

have her shitpost on my behalf, so when people call me out it will be her instead

>>39274934
I don't even want sex, i just to be loved.

Feel things

>>39274934
i would make her cuddle me and hold my hand, also discuss political philosophy

All useless until you tell me where to find one.

Have her mow the lawn with scissors until further notice to test her dedication.

Get her to find me a boyfriend and then have her clean my house

Befriend her
really

After getting my first job and all of my uni mates don't live near me, I just want to have friends

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>>39274934
I think most people here wouldn't treat her bad at all, they just want to be loved.

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>>39274934
Teach her to cook my favorite meals, ideally I want her to cook naked. Also I'd tell her my favorite places to eat so she can pick up some food when I don't want her to cook. I really want someone for couch co-op games like Left 4 Dead or Metal Slug, so she'd have to play videogames.

I think I'd also want her to clean up my place, it gets dirty and im lazy. The occasional blowjob and handy would be cool too. I think I described a submissive housewife.

this thread turned out to be surprisingly sweet

I'd trade her for a male version

I hope she's a good singer so we can make cute shoegaze twee-pop together

lick her and rub my face on her thighs

>>39275033
Normie.
I've been friendless for 9 years.

>Id still only want to be friend her

>>39275245
>friendless for 9 years

/r9k/ is your friend and in many ways better than any real friend could ever be.

>>39274934
Lover her and raise her confidence and make her love herself overtime. Make her realize she's better than me and she'll move on to something better and be happier. And so will I

>>39275245
>>39275263

I do feel at home on some other board, I miss the time when I can go out together or telling bullshit to everyone else, like in 4chan
>tl;dr I miss face to face human interaction
>tfw 4chan is the closest I get to a friend

>>39275263
T-thankz

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How the hell should I know, cook food and play vidya with her or something?

Cry on her lap and make her console me.

>>39274934
uh i'd just treat her like a gf

i might rape her ass or throat a bit though, that's the only difference

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>>39274961
I see a patrician taste over there

>>39275309
Were always here for you friendo :^)

>>39274934
Savagely beat her with marshmallows and have a good ol movie night

tie her up and poke her with my fingers examining her reactions, as if she were some sort of caged animal or alien that just landed into my home. Then I'd ask her a few questions to know how she got here, if she has a family or a place to return to. If she doesn't she'll just stay home, i'd have to ask my parents if she can stay though.

>>39274948
#justslavethings

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>>39274934
I'd make her pick cotton. One week and her slavery fetish is gone. Dumb perverted bitch.

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>>39275812
trufax mein neger

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>>39274934
Use her to make millions of betabucks. Also propably top her from the bottom and force her to partake in my submissive fetishes.

lewd stuff, like holding hands hugging her and patting her on the head.

>>39274961
>treat her with love and care
This. Just talk and whatever I suppose.

>>39274934
Make her work, take the money, life off as a NEET.

>>39274934
I would have her clean my house. It's pretty gross with garbage everywhere and i always see/hear mice running around at night. I set out traps and have caught 4 so far but it doesnt seem to be doing any good. I think if she cleaned they might go away? I'd have her do laundry to. I'm running out of clean clothes and have been wearing the same set of clothing for like 2 months now. It stinks in here too but you dont really notice after awhile. My diet is just junk and fast food and if she cooked i think i would be healthier and lose weight.

>>39274934
Have her do menial labor in the scorching sun while me and my bf sip lemonade on the porch.

>>39274934
Love her forever, have her do cleanup/cooking/shit I dont like doing, ect.

>>39276511
maybe this too if she wouldn't mind

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>>39274934
in my fantasy: body modification to the extreme
in reality: tease and denial

human fuck pillow

>>39276559
how do you not die of shame? like i'm in a similar position and am basically too paralysed by how ashamed i am of my situation to do anything to better it. so i just distract myself with the computer and try to ignore it

>>39276692
can you talk more about the body modification please

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>Make her dress up nicely and style her hair.

>cuddle her to sleep
>shave off one of her eyebrows, just one.

>>39276692
can you salsa?
reverse image search doesn't work.

I would snuggle with her

>>39274934
Make her cook and clean, I guess. Also make her sit under my desk and suck me off while I browse porn. If I'm feeling romantic, it'll be porn of her. Another useful thing, make her degrade herself on camera.
I don't have a huge need for a slave but I guess she could come in handy some times. She'd probably end up being more of a toy than a slave. I'd probably experiment with engineering fetishes for her, conditioning her to get turned on by weird, sick or ridiculously specific things.

>>39276870
I just dont let anyone in my house and ignore it as much as i can. If i think about it it cripples me.

>>39275142
Well, what would you do with a male version?

>>39274982
women don't love in the same way men do. they want protection and provision. they love their offspring and their genetic father/grandfather though. But they'll see their mate as their resource provider.

>>39274934
I legit can't think of anything outside sex.

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"I order you not to be my slave"

>>39274934
i'd make her lactate and feed me milkies/snuggle every day after work.

she'd also have to make dinner and bear a few kids for me/take care of them

other than that i'm more or less self sufficient and don't need her for anything. I'd probably tell her to work part time for extra income and because idle hands are the devil's workshop.

I tell her that she has to cuddle me as soon as I get home from work, and let me call her mommy.

>>39274934
>what do you do with her?

What would make her happy?

I make her work 60 hours a week and give me all of the money.

I would order her to wear a pair of black/white cat ears and a black/white cat tail at all times possible except in the bathroom.
I would make her work for my tendies and also cook my tendies.
I would make her cuddle me.

you just have to eat those eggggs

>>39274934
First I would tie her by the throat to a post and make sure she can't move too far without choking herself. Then I would whip her, all over the body, across her back, across her tender soft belly, ripping away strips of her flesh, leaving her moaning and bleeding, spiderwebs of blood all over her body. Then I would force her down in the dirt and fuck her like an animal, fill her with my seed, push her face down so that she can barely breathe. I would do this several times, and after I cum in her I would beat her with a belt to punish her for not orgasming. I would do this more and more, until she learns to orgasm from pain. Also I would not give her any bandages for her wounds so she is forced to lay in the dirt and get blood infections. Once she is too diseased to fuck, i would rape her one last time, making sure to give her a powerful throbbing orgasm then sinking my knife into her heart as she feels absolute ecstasy and ultimate agony at the same time. Then I would fuck the chest would as she is dying, rip open her chest using her tits like door knobs, and slide my cock between her ribs, scraping away the gore with my throbbing head. Then I would sow her up after coming inside her torn heart, and leave her corpse to rot. I love the idea of watching a beautiful femae body slowly torn apart into a putrescent, repulsive thing by the ravages of nature.

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>>39274934
Get her to fulfill my desires:

>Eat my ears out
>Lick my taint
>Lick my ass
>Lick/suck my balls
>Teabag her
>Lick my waist
>Lick my mouth while it's closed and kiss me under the chin as a sign of submissiveness
>Lick/kiss me all over
>Lick HER waist
>Suck her tits and lick her ass
>Kiss/lick her thighs
>Kiss and lick her back
>Have her sensually dance for me in erotic clothes
>Massage me
>Scratch my back
>Make me food
>She would be submissive and loving
>She would compliment me on my ability to provide and compliment any exclusively masculine traits/features
>Also bear my children

>>39274934
>what do you do with her?
Clean my room, do my dishes, fill in the holes I dig.
I would also make her drive me places when I'm tired. Cook food and what not.
Laundry please.
She must be my gardener too.
That's all. no weird stuff.
Also mandatory, she has to carry my stuff when I go hiking.

>all these fetish replies
You know she is probably ugly and 95 years old, right?

Pleasure her, all day.

Life is so short, and soon all of our bodies will degrade into less than dust. Life is a gift made to be celebrated.

And I intent to celebrate, by slowly, deliberately, pumping her up and down on my big dick, and give her as many orgasms as her body can have.

Just slowly, deliberately, grabbing her by the ass on my lap, and pushing her up and down on my huge cock.
Any time I cum, it will always be inside her.

>>39278754
>You know she is probably ugly and 95 years old, right?
T B H F A M I would a submissive grandmother. Holy shit those fuckers can cook. Even if I have to guess which wrinkle holds the vag, I would never have to eat crap food.

>>39274934
Yes I do. But I'm not telling you what we do.

>>39278920
It's diaper shit, isn't it.

>>39278402
This thread just got really dark.

>>39278785
>>big dick
>he LARPs online

>>39278930
Nah. Not into stuff that deep.

Probably nothing? I would feel uncomfortable ordering another person around like that

>>39279291
What if she begs for being given something to do?

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>>39274934
Ask her what she enjoys doing and start a family with her.

Slave things. She would make food and keep my home spotless. I wouldn't want her to make an income for me or run errands for me though, I'd rather have her stick to me like glue. Like if I went shopping she'd carry my things, and at work she would sit by my desk and do things like get coffee or fetch things from the printer.

She would have to lactate. She would need to dress for easy access to her breasts and between her legs, and be ready to be used at a moments notice. Also, for her sake she better be happy doing anal, lots of anal.

>>39274934
fuck her right in her pusy

>>39274934
probably have her clean my house and also have sex

>>39274934
>you have a girl who's 100% consenting & willing to be your slave. what do you do with her?
Demand she gets a high paying job

>>39274934

give me a lap pillow

>>39274934
Boil her some eggs.

>>39275094

Cooking naked will make her likely to get burned so that's a no-no, anon.

>>39274953
go away stupid faggot

I already have that. Very nice desu would recommend
>makes home cooked meals
>cleans my apartment
>does my laundry
>takes the dog out
>works out
>educated, has job
>not sjw
>let's me do all of my degenerate sadistic shit on her because she's a masochist
>loves me regardless

I'll probably wife her in the near future and have her carry my child after that.

>>39277612
>they love their offspring and their genetic father/grandfather though
So the only way to attain authentic love with a female is either with your mother or your daughter?

We would discuss our thoughts on communism, followed by our thoughts on recent politics to do with Donald J Trump and North Korea.

I would ask her what she wants.
I want friends and to make people happy.

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Tell her to check this 4

>>39281418
>Cooking naked will make her likely to get burned

That's the best part.

>>39282702
No, he's just a assblasted faggot
Love is expressed from both genders, if he were right, mothers and daughters wouldn't be able to express love either

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>>39282844
Impressive in an original way

>>39274934
>>39274934
I treat her really nicely but make her do chores and I guess she's also my gf so we have sex a lot? Idk why she would want to submit to me otherwise?

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>>39282844
shiiiieeeeet a fine get my lad

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>>39282844
I'd show her my many wonderful gets on [s4s]/r9k/

>>39282844
Kek
Nice get. Have a (You) on the house.

>>39274934
Treat her as my wife and raise kids with her
Since her life is in my hands

>>39274934
Try to get to know her as a person. Talk and stuff.

>>39282844
somebody get this man a slave waifu immediately

>>39276692
source? tried yandex iqdb and google but no results