>tfw virgin christian boy who's never drank before or

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Just blow your brains out lad

>>39271632
>implying you are a pure christian boy
>using filthy language

>>39271755
I never said pure

>>39271773
y'unnerstan a 'christian' is someone who has committed their life to following the Lord Jesus Christ, yeah?

but you're enamoured with some atheist girl, rather than someone with a God-centred worldview, and that suggests you're not so interested in God either

not picking on you, but y'know... birds of a feather and all that

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>>39271632
>dating an atheist woman
Being forever alone HAS to be better than this, let alone that other stuff you added.

>>39271632
She's literally a harlot meant to lead you astray from God's light. This is one of the most obvious tests. He's been giving these since the beginning.

dont even think about it OP,

if this woman actually humors you and lets you pretend to be her savior, she will ruin your life, and suck you dry, metaphoric sucking not literal

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>>39272087
>metaphoric sucking not literal

>>39271632
I'm not even christian and would never engage with such garbage of a woman. Unless maybe she actually wants to change and be a good girl

>>39272100

Her to OP: teehee hee, Oh Hun I dont do blow jobs anymore they're icky tee heee

btw can i get a grand, my car was impounded

you love me riggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttt?????