>emt >have to get signatures from nurses >literally

>>39270519
I got certified as an EMT, but never did anything with it because I hate talking to other people. Such is life. Do you like being an EMT, anon?

>>39270647
I honestly fucking hate it. Just doing it for medical school applications and to pay off my credit card debt

>>39270519
>>39270519
God fucking dammit, what a waste that cunt was. Had it all and just fucking threw it away like an asshole. I regret every boner I ever had for her.

>>39270805
I don't prime faps

>>39270775
so I take it you wouldn't reccomend it as a career for a robot.

>>39270519

>be nurse
>deal with patients all day which are more important than you
>EMT fag probably asked the wrong nurse and not the ambulance triage nurse

It's really not that hard considering you're bringing patients to the same handful of hospitals, you should know where ambulance triage is to get your signature.

t. Nurse making 95k and laughing at your ass going to Med School and getting 500k of debt and cucked by a hospital to be a resident for 3 years for 55k.

>>39270647

How did you get certified because where I live its a $5000 16 week program that qualifies you to make $10/hr, and then if you want to be a paramedic it takes 1 year of school and $10,000

>>39270959
it cost $700 and takes 8 weeks where I live.

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>>39270805
she got high as fuck. worth it. being hot doesn't get you high as shit, drugs do

>>39270519
As an EMT myself you have to say
>I need to ask you some silly questions for protocol
Before you do your ANOx4 and PPTE

>>39270950
Nurses on /r9k/ always feel like they're compensating for something. Also medical school isn't half a mil.

>>39270946
It can be okay at times I just don't like interacting with my coworkers very much since they can tell I'm an autist

>>39271073

Not compensating for anything

>$278,455 average cost
>which is before interest

get cucked.

>>39270977

damn man what state? I'm in florida

>>39271107
I'd rather not say to avoid giving away my identity.

>>39271092
>I'll still be richer than you
>I'll be your boss
>I have more freedom

Boo boo right

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>>39271144
>>39271092
Also my parents are paying for my school

Is getting emt certification easy? I'm starting classes soon for it

>>39271180
its extremely easy. As for being an actual EMT, I'm not so sure.

>>39271173
>>39271144
Now I feel like an ass hole you smug nurses always bring out my inner douche

>>39271111

at least what region of the USA?

>>39271180

EMT B easy, paramedic kind of hard you have to take some science classes

elaborate on her reaction. i feel like you're exaggerating the fuck out of it

>>39271181
>>39271180
Op here. The class is easy you don't even really need to study and you'll pass. In the actual job medics will do most of the complicated stuff but if you're bad with people like I am it can either a bit tough

>>39271194
What does it matter? Like half of all states offer EMT certification for under a thousand dollars. You just have to search around for the right program.

>>39271201
>do I know what my name is
>what kind of stupid question is that
>sherry get in here listen to what this kid just asked me

Something like that

>>39270950
i kind of want to go on to get my RN. how much more stressful is being an RN compared to LPN?
i currently work in LTC and want to kill my self everyday

>>39271234
oh damn nevermind, what a bitch. i thought she might have just laughed and thought it was cute

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There are a lot of EMTs here. I got my certification from the army and learned shit I can't even do in the civilian side.

>>39271234
>problems that wouldn't exist if OP had balls:the post:the motion picture

>>39271717
Hey man, why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know he's human too?

>>39271729
it won't help him to be coddled any further. I'm only interested in helping people.

>>39271742
then offer advice to him, rather than being a useless nigger.

>>39271274
Just go get your RN. its actually less stressful since you dont have to ask your charge RN to do things for you. LPN's have a varied role in the hospital now.

>>39271764
I told him to grow balls.

>>39271782
I meant tell him what he could have said, you retarded porch monkey. It's a wonder that you can step outside your house without wandering into traffic.

>>39271800
well if he had balls he wouldn't need to be told what to say.

i get right to the core issue

>>39271811
Kill yourself, dumb fuck.

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>>39271818
Suck a dick, there's no guide for growing balls. I'm autistic as fuck too and used to just let people shit on me and insult me until I learned to stop being a bitch. What say isn't even that important, it's more about how you react, even as simple as narrowing your eyes a bit and making strong eye contact. It's about controlling the situation, really. What helped me was finally standing up for myself and physically fighting someone who had been tormenting me for months. Also lifting, and I cut my hair short after growing it for over a year, I quit all the drugs and drinking, started running, too. OP should start working out and also practice throwing punches and fighting, you're a man. Don't sell yourself short. Your masculinity is valuable

>>39271889
You sound like an ultra-faggot. But hey, at least you beat your ex-boyfriend in a fight, right?

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>Nurses

There's a reason why no one likes them in the medical field. Also I'm surprised how many EMT's are in here, I just got my EMR license. I guess EMS is filled with beta's.

>>39272500
I'm so beta I'm not even an EMT, even though I'm certified. Although I guess I did technically act as a volunteer EMT a few times, but I didn't do very much.

>>39271185

stay seething because when i become an NP ill have the same pay, and less liability insurance becuase I fall under nursing

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>>39271889
>le grow some balls meme
>le stand up for yourself meme
>le just lift bro meme
>le just workout meme
>le be a man meme
Jesus fucking Christ, next thing you're gonna tell him is to get a job by walking down to his local grocery store and giving the manager a firm handshake, you fucking jungle bunny

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>>39272750
>Volunteered a few times
At least you have experience, I can't get hired or volunteer because I don't have an advance drivers license. I still have my learners and failed the drivers test last week.

>>39273868
It was literally nothing. I did it at my college, so we didn't have an ambulance and had to walk to any calls we got carrying a bag of shit with us. Also, all of the calls were just girls who had had 7 shots of vodka and were conscious, mostly alert, and throwing up. Pretty uneventful desu.

Also, I only did it a small number of times.