It must be nice having a big dick...Never having to feel sexually

>>39269368
Once you fully acknowledge that life is an awful game, not only for its real consequences, but for its terrible gameplay mechanics, and that the hand your were dealt is absolutely not your fault, you can free yourself from insecurity. Why should you feel bad for losing? The game is shit. Enjoy the good aspects of the game, only because you're stuck playing it for the remainder of your life.

>>39269368
My dick isn't huge or anything but it's the right size where I'm not insecure about it at all. I make jokes about it sometimes but no one ever laughs.
>at work
>coworker hands me medium gloves
>I say they're too small for me and I need the extra large ones
>he says "oh yeah, I bet you're the extra large type of guy, huh?" Or something like that implying I have a big dick
>everyone kind of laughs
>I reply "or I'm just compensating" implying my dick is tiny
>everyone just gets quiet
>no one laughs
I thought it was funny, idk. I guess they thought I actually have a small dick or something, idk

>>39269693
I wish I could find the good, but even the good seem mundane.
I'm probably just a failed Normie...

>>39269368
my dick looks like 12 oranges in a tube sock and im still insecure. it aint what you think. experience tops all.

>>39270192
I don't know what this means...
This is not original for sure

>>39270209
just a joke. you planning on "redistributing" it?

>>39269368
Yea it's pretty nice my dude

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My dick is pretty big but I cum super fast so whats the point

>>39270700
This. I have a 6.5' but i cum in like 30 seconds AND have ED

>>39270700
Just pour boiling water on it, for a couple of seconds. Fixed it for me

>>39270355
no, I just had a very weird image lol

The insecurity caused by my small dick is very low on my list of insecurities.

I had actually formally measured my penis with a tape measurer for this first time in my life because I felt so insecure just last week. Knowing the averages and all that, I'm actually very happy with my size.

There's two problems though:
>The rest of my body looks like shit-- face, abdomen and all. Just gross. Which means I won't even be able to ever use it.
>Body proportions. If I said what the size of my dick is, I'd probably get called a liar or told to get off of this board. But I'm also extremely tall, so in comparison to the rest of my body, it looks small.
Think like, if a 2 ft. tall midget has a 4 in. dick, at least his penis makes up like 1/6th of his body height. Now take into consideration a 7 ft. tall lanky giant, who mind isn't built like a football or basketball player and isn't black or some shit. I'll just say it; when you're a giant, 8.25 is really disappointing. If I were like 6 ft., then I'd have something going for me. But I don't.
So don't worry OP.