Are there any robots in the wasteland? What faction would take

>>39269097
Robots as in ugly lazy faggots who probably steal from kids to stay alive. Should be more specific so nobody acts like a smartass which they inevitably will anyways to be ironic

>>39269097
Raul is the robot companion.

House is the robot faction, just because is the only one that lets you live a comfy life after the second hoover battle. Legion being a good second option if you have more willpower than you average virgin.

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>>39269170
>>39269097
>>39269112
Robots in the wild wasteland dont last long as they are used as target practice.
The houses protectrons serve a purpose.
But the get their shit pushed in unless you upgrade them.
Ask me anything wasterals.

>>39269170
>house
you're basically becoming a wageslave if you join house.

>>39269688
And you got shot in the head being a waste fucker.
Take the house way and get all the pussy and big guns you want.

>>39269688
One rich-ass wageslave though. You'd get to live in the lap of luxury protected from all wasteland threats, and possibly immortality if house doesn't just discard you like a joker in caravan. But he'll probably need you to do his bidding for decades.

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>>39269097
The Legion would make robots better and stronger, seeing as they know many truths and use roasties as literal slaves.

NCR and House would only see robots and debauched normalshits alike as cattle to pay taxes and take any caps they have.

>>39269771
You'd have to have some initiative to not get killed as part of the legion. They are known for weeding out the weak after all, and you'd most likely start out as a slave before becoming cannon fodder anyways.

>>39269815
>you'd most likely start out as a slave before becoming cannon fodder anyways.
not if you do something outstanding such as kill a bunch of ncr fuckboys help some legionaries take over some places, like nelson.
which would contribute to caesar being impressed by you and talking with him personally/

>>39269170
>Raul is the robot companion.
This.
He doesn't give a fuck who you join or what you do. You saved him and he just chills with you and helps you out for it.

>>39269097
Followers of the Apocalypse, the Cult of Atom or whatever it's called, Mormon missionaries if they still exist. Robots would probably resent their preachiness and positive nature but still look to them for help, especially the Followers.

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>>39269740
Or you could kill house and deactivate his machine toys using the computer in his building, then take over and let true the true independence of New Vegas sort itself out, all after you collected a bunch of weapons from your journeys with your companion.
I'm not a pawn for any dried up old raisin man lying around in his stasis chamber.
Just a courier who tried to make some caps, then got his revenge after Benny tried to kill me. I made him eat his own ass.

>>39269771

This.
Caesar is best option for any robot, he'll actually give you discipline and the will to be a stronger man

>the virgin mr. handy vs the chad liberty prime

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I'm surprised no one mentioned the brotherhood of steel yet.
>tfw you will never join the brotherhood of steel and shitpost on /r9k/ in the post-apocalypse after you salvage a broken down computer and bring it to the brotherhood to fix it

>>39270124
>liberty prime
literally robo-chad

it's a shame many aspects in fallout 3 aren't in new vegas, and vice versa.
>you will never have the chinese assault rifle in NV without mods

>>39269097
>bos are white knight cucks
>there might be robots in vaults because they more or less mimic prewar society minus the experiment
>ghouls are all robots

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>ywn be a merc who decided to become a ranger because he wanted to defend his town from raiders and bandits
>ywn fight the corruption of the NCR to defend the people
>ywn quit the NCR to build your own National Socialist empire and protect the pure virgin qt from the savages
>ywn be know as the good merc who does terrible stuff to his ennemies, only so that he can protect the ones that he loves.
>ywn come back home from an adventure in the wastes and drink with the other adventurers

>>39269097
Just chill in Rivet City.
>Nice people
>Ultimate safety
>Room to grow and prosper
>Can become scientist, salesman, or guard
>Most amount of technology outside of BoS
>Chill on the deck when bored looking over the potomac river.
Sounds good to me.

>>39270068
>I made him eat his own ass.
Nice...Nice.

>>39270149
>join the brotherhood
>join a faction that you have to be born into

>>39269097
>What faction would take kindly to them, or at least hurt them the least?

Followers of the Apocalypse would probably be the best group for robots.
You would just be some Follower in the background rediscovering stuff.

The legion wouldn't be good.
If you didn't get weeded out you would end up being used as cannon fodder.

Realistically I would just end up never leaving Goodsprings and make Sunny Smiles my oneitis.

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New Canaanites are all normies.

f. Pre-New Canaanite

>>39271904
>he didn't join the brotherhood by getting full idol status through helping them out
it's the only way you can "join" them in NV, so I guess you can join them after all.

>>39271381
>not joining the republic of dave.
All shall be annexed by the republic of dave.

>>39272241
Dave's a Chad. Might as well be The Republic of Chad

>>39272241
I'm cool with dave if dave doesn't fuck with anything inside the city. The second he tries to fuck around with a single thing in my home he's getting the bullet.

>>39272241
>fallout 3
>canon
ISHYGDDT

>tfw accidently get into a firefight in Goodsprings because they catch you stealing liquor at the tavern
>turn computer off and start all over

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>>39271155
>ywn join the Talon Company mercs and get to eliminate some asshole pretending to be a post-apocalyptic robin hood
>ywn never join the slavers and enslave chad to then sell him to the Pitt
I'm sad now

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>>39269097
The legion will mold you into a fine warrior and the degeneracy of the old world will be behind you. And women are treated the way they deserve so yeah.

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>>39269097
>tfw you can't play a fallout game or any post-apocalyptic game for more than 5 seconds without realizing it will never be real and you will never be a wasteland badass like the player characters in any post-apocalyptic game
>after realizing this you get sad and turn it off because you know the possibility of this even being possible is extremely low, if not impossible

Lobotomites or Ghost People

both are literal REEE norme out tier

>>39272403
>ywn walk to Vegas to take the throne of the now dead King and beat Death himself on the way with your katana skills

>>39269097
Real robot would become a ghoul and live in the severs with fellow ghouls

>>39272406
>>39272424
This.
Let's face it.

At best, most robots would be barely surviving humans.
At the bottom they would be feral ghouls/lobotomites/ghost-people/spore-carriers/centaurs or some other type of abomination.

In between, they would commonly be ghouls.

At the absolute worst, they would just be dead.

>>39272403
>American Civil War II
>Islamic Invasion of Europe
There's still hope, Anon

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Jason Bright's ghoul cult seems like a good haven for robots. I mean they accepted Chris Haversam after all and that guy is a total
>REEEEEE NORMIEEES
type of guy.


>>39269170
>>39269960
Raul is based as fuck.

>>39271984
And they're wanna-be Jew LARPers.

>>39272241
>All shall be annexed by the republic of dave.
This.

>>39272406
And this.

>>39272499
>Chris Haversam
yeah he was definitely a robot.
everyone made fun of him just for being bald, so he left.

But, Jason Bright is a dick, he just used Chris for his scientific capabilities and left him, so I wouldn't say he would provide a good home for robots. If anything, he is a ghoul chad.

>>39269688
You make 1 (one) delivery and then you can retire with a shitload of caps and an entire casino

>>39272492
I will make a Virgin / Chad meme where virgin is a ghoul and chad is a supermutant later

The Slog in Fallout 4

>>39272574
Bobby Bass is a Chad too. Half the characters in Someguy mods are

>>39272574
include a centaur if you can.

BUT, then switch it the other way around, I mean God/Dog as the virgin that can't leave the Sierra Madre because he is so messed up in the head, and Dean Domino as the chad ghould that can leave anytime but doesn't want to for the money and bitches

>The Virgin Republic
>The Celibate Legion
>The Unspoiled Mogul
>The Chad "Yes Man"

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The Followers of the Apocalypse might have some room for robots. They do a lot of community outreach and rehabilitation of tribals, but they still have a lot of people who just work in the books and on the computers and doing technical mechanical repair and chemistry and pharmacology, ect. You could be a researcher or a chem manufacturer or a mechanic or plumber or a surveyor, ect.

Robots have always found a way to survive and always will. Robots are eternal.

>>39272565
>yeah he was definitely a robot.
>everyone made fun of him just for being bald, so he left.
Not only that but he was obsessed with machines, but he wasn't interested in guns and everyone in Vault 34 was autistically obsessed with guns.

Anyone who didn't choose the independent ending is a cucked retard

>>39272792
Caesar was not white so you have no business posting that picture, alt-rightist.

>>39272951
HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT

WE

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>>39272951
>>39272970
WUZ

CAESAR N SHEEET?

NIGGA WE CENTURIONS YO

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>>39272920
This.
>b-but the independent ending is anarchist "edgy" and stupid
I'd rather have the whole mojave burn to the ground and kill itself in a frenzy due to a lack of "leadership" rather than be a servant to some rich old man trying to protect his degenerate little cash-cow town, or a bunch of cucks thinking they're protecting their "citizens" after taxing the shit out of them and imposing their laws, or some weirdo LARPing as Julius Caesar along with his big band of slavebois.

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>>39272285
fallout 3 was definitely better in terms of atmosphere though.

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>>39272920
>>39273010
Agreed and agreed. Decentralization for the edification of the Mojave nation. Caesar's empire will fall apart upon the succession war and the NCR is stretched thin, it's corrupt and it's a fucking democracy. I would've preferred to keep House as a slave and run ideas by him while also rubbing his nose in his defeat and just to give him some hope show him my successes with his usurped city state.

Independent Vegas can serve as a buffer state between two dying empires using it's robotic armada to stave off the aggression of both empires long enough to see them die from within. Then cautious expansion with the alliance with the New Canaan State of Desert can secure the Mojave as a standing nation with security and production. Independent Vegas is the ultimate choice.

>>39273044
True. The Capital Wasteland and the Pitt are based in terms of atmosphere.

>>39272792
>The Followers of the Apocalypse might have some room for robots.
they have hell of a lot of room for normalshits too, surprised the followers weren't torn to shreds by enemy npcs in the game.

>>39269097
The Enclave desu

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>>39273535
>joining the chad elite
>implying that isn't harder than joining the west-coast brotherhood of steel
>especially as a robot

I love the new vegas threads we've had around the past few days.
Realistically, would probably be the awkward guy who gets expelled from the village and dies to a gecko, or would be some insane raider who just wants to destroy and rape. Either way, they'd have a short life.

The best faction for a robot? If they're gonna be as weird as up there, I'd say the white glove society or great khans. They're all fucking weird and seem to be cool with it as long as you keep their shit on the DL.

For the main factions,
>NCR wouldn't care about you and let you in, giving some protection for a shit disposable army life
>Robots wouldn't be good enough for the legion, probably get enslaved themselves
>House is a good robot choice. Letting him take over everything and living in casino seclusion provided by howard hughes corpse-daddy
>Independent wasteland is for the robot who wants to watch the world burn. it's the best for freedom, but raiders or something would just take over shit all over

>>39272585
Someguy2000 is a weird Chad/ cyborg mix himself, just watch his YouTube channel.

I'd just wanna chill in the big MT.
and be comfy with literal robots.
Is that so much to ask?