im probably gonna be called a loser but how do girls et tge balls

>>39267501
Not if you use buck shot.

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you know that feeling right before you make a change where things are so bad you almost aren't afraid of the change anymore because nothing could possibly be worse than your current situation? its like that but with living

i am also a pussy can you pls murder me

>>39267501
A stacy at my school hung herself in the fucking back yard and the people that clean her family's carpets found her. How could a turbo normie do some metal ass shit like that when I chickened out when I took a bunch of pills and ended up telling a friend who made me go to the hospital?

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>>39268131
Attention also not realizing no one will give a shit after a month at most.
Guarantee you that whore was regretting it when she started swinging.
>I tried hanging my self twice.

>>39268549
why is living compulsory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf why

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>>39268587
BAD GOY OY VEY I CANNOT COLLECT TAXES AND GET VOTES IF YOU DIE!
Seriously the world would be better with dumb fucks dying but that would mean smart people voting and not paying taxes.

>>39267501
Girls are 4 times more likely to try but 4 times less likely to succeed IIRC