Hey r9k I'm a girl and want some orbiters. Someone teache

>>39266517
H-hi, I've never actually managed to talk to a woman irl (except my mother and two teachers) and when I see one my palms get really sweaty and I have to look at the ground. if you make a discord and share your user ID with me maybe you could sit in a voice chat with me so I can get used to hearing the voice of a real woman? Usually even hearing a woman's voice means I have to go hide somewhere and come back later...

>>39266517
add me a w o o number 1783

>>39266517
lel fuck off roastie, you're not wanted here, go fuck off reddit

>>39266517
My spirit also tells me you are 14 years old.

>>39266594
I-I tried to add you but it didn't work... maybe you don't like me already.... No woman ever has before...

>>39266566
that sounds good anon, do you have email or something? I need to know how to make a discord first

>>39266600
No one likes you here I want to only talk to people that will help me

>>39266630

https://discordapp.com/register

whats so difficult about making an account?

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>Be a disgusting sodomite
>Feel no need to orbit a female

>>39266517
this is a bait thread made by the autistic qt
a w o o#1873
(add him he shares lewds)

fuck off roastie scum, saged and reported
now go back complaining about your non-problems on normiebook

Fucking faggots. saged

>>39266517
Delete systems 32
Also tits or gtfo

If you can't figure out discord you are truly undeserving of orbiters.

>>39266655
Thank you anon. Email me at [email protected] for my discord

>>39266517
If you post pics of your feet with a timestamp I'll walk you through creating an account and using Discord

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That feel when no smol Caiman bf

>>39266744
I posted my email up there anonnill share them with you

>>39266700
I don't respond to troll threads so just leave my thread if you won't help me

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>>39266822
>People my age are having sex RIGHT NOW
>I'm sitting here posting discord injokes only a dozen or so people will get a on a rickshaw repair forum thread

>>39266743
This email ain't real

>>39266873
so... you think internet boyfriends will make you feel better?
i mean you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here

>>39266921
Don't reply to me h*cking idiot kid I'll end you

>>39266907
Yes it is I just emailed her, were setting up the server now

she had a cute voice btw

>>39266517
There are no girls on the internet. Try again.

>>39266822
>i don't respond to troll threads
>threads
You mean posts? The ratio of guys to girls on the Internet, specifically 4chan is really high. The whole tits or gtfo thing is to prove you at what you say you are in an area where said things (females) are very uncommon. It's not a troll post my new friend, it's the rules

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>>39266963
Then how come I got this message back twice

>>39267016
I read the rules already and I don't need to post any, leave my post
>>39267017
uh I use this email everyday, whatever photoshop you did is cool tho

>>39267093
What do you get from lying on the internet?

>>39267017

same thing here. just cuz i wanted a girl to orbit

>>39267146
Whatever I don't need to talk to you, my friend is already helping me with robot things for my server

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I'm a girl (male) too add me Crow#9838 but don't bully me!! >w<

>>39267231
Not OP but can I add you? I won't bully

>>39267395
o-okay but please don't be rude anon!!

Hey I'm an actual girl. I'll do vocaroos

>>39266517

join this server if u wanna talk to a girl (female)

6JryHH8

>>39267464
Do it then
Please

>>39267502
Here you go :-) https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Za33aaQ3Ui

>>39267610
Damn I was expecting a deep masculine voice, you're either a real girl or have a really great voice filter

>>39266517
Is your sense of self worth so low that you want to emotional teased men you know are likely emotional fragile and desperate? Or even worse, that you are actually content in life and just enjoy toying with other's emotions. You are what makes me hate humanity. Go to that social camwhoring board and never return concubine.

>>39267676
estrogen works wonders

>>39267676
>>39267697
I'm trying to find a way to say I'm a real girl without sounding like "fembot here ;)" but yes

>>39267729
I don't really have any requests but I like your voice it sounds nice

>>39267786
Thanks! Maybe I'll post in a vocaroo thread some time

>>39267848
Do you have a Discord or something? I'm not trying to flirt or anything, you just seem nice.

>>39267888
Yes sleepygirl#8323

>>39267017
>mathhews
dumb bitch prob mistyped matthews or some shit

>>39266517
Post timestamped pics and i'll help you set it up.

>>39266517
ur all losers stop trying to orbit girls, also grill kys