a random black guy asked me for a light for his cigarette today

On the street, the answer to every question is no.

Hey man can you help me? No.
You got a light? No.
What's your name? No.

Every fucking question.

>>39265168
yeah I usually adhere to this principle but he came up to me asking if I saw that white girl with the huge ass passing by and seemed really friendly we were 30 seconds into a conversation about Brazilian ass implants until he asked me for a light

he had two tear drop tattoos on his face too I'm pretty sure he did time in prison

Last time some old man tried to strike up a conversation with me at Wendy's I made pretend I was deaf. You should try that OP.

>>39265224
I think tear drop tattoos mean he killed people.

>>39265224
> he came up to me asking if I saw that white girl with the huge ass passing by
No.

>>39265168
Black people chimp out at the slightest bit of rudeness they perceive if you're dealing with a black walk on eggshells and try to be as polite as possible to avoid getting stbabed.

>>39265099
I once had a homeless man who had army clothes on and smelt of piss walk upto me and tell me Micheal Jackson was after him because he fucked his ass.

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>it's a robot has a run in with an unhinged jovial black man that is probably coming off a coke high episode
best episode desu

>>39265883
If he's going to assault you for ignoring a stranger on the street, then he was starting that conversation with the intent to assault you anyway, he's just cutting to the chase because you know the rules. Don't be a pussy and don't be a target and you're fine.

I dunno man niggers are super friendly when they're not nigging a lot of them do not grasp social norms of appropriateness and make for hilarious conversation

>>39265635
Sometimes it can also represent friends you lost due to gang shootings It has a few other meanings as well I know.

>>39265099
>go to barber
>he starts the discussion
>all i respond is "hmm, yeah", "you're right" or "yeah that s true"
>somewhat the discussion end up being about sex and weed.
Wtf do normies have nothing but these shit to talk about ?

>>39267345
I cut my own hair with a buzzer to avoid this shit.