>Get the fuck in, we're rounding up virgins so Chad can

rape her

probably non oregano comment

>>39264156
then try and shoot me you worthless fucking piece of shit gangbanging cocksucker.

>>39264156
im not a virgin so ... but ill help i can tell you the virgins i know

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just walk away because the dumb roastie didn't put a magazine in the gun lmao

>>39264304
You must still have the 'virgin walk'

>>39264348
nope i have unintentional gangster walk like i swing my arms around i really dont want to do this but its just how i walk i cant really help it and people sometimes make fun of me because i walk like a gangster

Please shoot me I beg you END ME MOTHERFUCKER DO IT!!!! If not shot at this point causally walk away.

I use my reality marble [tendie time]
All the space between the two nearest KFCs are now my domain.

>>39264156
>cover barrel of gun with mouth
>lick girls fingers forcing her to shoot

>>39264156
>get in
>disarm and incapacitate them all
>drive to secluded location
>have fun
Not the best laid out of plans, OP

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>>39264156
Divide and conquer.

"Why is Chad telling a strong, independent woman such as yourself to do his dirty work?"

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>>39264156
>little does she know, I'm a paranoid schizoid who always wears a bulletproof vest under his shirt
>little does she know I'm a card carrying NRA member
>kill them both
>loot the car of all valuables

I would agree and then stab her inside the car

>>39266769
pffft, no raping the corpses? amateur

>>39266840
money and jewels > rigor mortis pussy