>Be in dumb kid in 8th grade
>Be bad at 8th grade math
>In class with a bunch of tards
>Everyone in my math class hates our teacher
>Dumb bitch that never shuts up about how good of a teacher she is
>Currently going on about some gay lesson
>Lost interest months ago
>Teach tells us to practice the problem on the smartboard
>Just sit there and do nothing while everyone else tries to solve it
>Give teach death stare
>Teach walks up and asks why I'm not working
>Self defense mechanism activates
>I try my hardest to do a good Christian Bale Batman impression
>I'M BWAAAT MAYYYYYON
>Teach screeches and tells me to stop
>IMMMM BBBBWWWWAUUUUUT MEEAAAN
>Screeching contest ensues
>Class full of 8th grade tards is loving it
>Teach has a full on mental breakdown in front of the class
>"All I've ever done" sobs "is treat you kids with respect"
>Yeah right bitch
>Ball itching intensifies
>She proceeds to lecture us the rest of the hour about respecting your teacher and shit
>Assigns us extra homework
>Fast forward 2 years
>On my school website to check grades
>Sees the front page
>That crazy bitch got teacher of the year award