mom storms in your room
>"ANON! I've arranged you to do work experience washing dishes for the next several weeks. You start in half an hour, GET DRESSED NOW!"
wat do?
No thanks, I'm just going to continue browsing the internet.
>thanks Mom I wanna work but can't handle the pain of rejection
>get dressed and go
Mom, I am 30 years old have a job and my own house. What the fuck are you doing here? Lets go to the doctor and get you checked for alzheimer's bitch.
"hey mom, should have given me a call if youre in town"
>>39261794
tell her I will fucking kill myself if she forces me to get out of my room. Works everytime
>>39261794
thanks mum maybe post about this on facebook?
>go back to doing what i was doing previously
>>39261794
Uh, no. I'd rather carry on at my current job
BITCH where the fuck are my tendies you know i require a tribute if you wish to speak to me
>>39261794
cool
I have an easy job now
I wish my mum cared about me
>>39261794
Why is my mom the same age as me?