If you were actually able-bodied and street smart enough to do

It's not the killing people that is hard. It's the whole not ratting out / getting caught.
In any case I don't think it is a very pleasant life to lead, and you know they will never let you leave.

>>39261160
Why is it assumed that I would have a family and kids? I might if I find a decent woman, but that's next to impossible in the modern world.

That would be my dream job as long as I could retire to complete isolation with my dogs.

I think you watch too many movies. Hit men are probably a dime a dozen and I've heard many do it for free just to get into a gang.

And, untouchable? Don't make me laugh. You're just a completely replaceable goon, they won't even care if you die.

>>39261186
This
You are either leaving dead or not at all

>>39261524
There are tons of hitmen around the world, m8

They're not the military-trained, elite badasses that movies protray them to be (they're mostly just violent thugs) but they exist. There are several of them in custody doing life sentences. I can even name a couple notable ones

Rosalio Reta and Giovanni Brusca are hitmen

>>39261160
What do you think?
Apply to become a hitman?
Usually cartels will recrout young thugs from the street.

>>39261160
I'd be a hit man for 15 to 20 years then ask to take control of their drug trade. Much less violent, don't get my hands dirty, and I'm still on the family and still have their complete trust.

So im blackie from narcos?

>>39261472
You can never retire from organized crime. You become a liability once you are no longer an accomplice.

>>39261160
bullshit. every organized crime family with the exception of chinese triads and a few others here and there stick to the code of NO WOMEN AND NO CHILDREN

>>39262096
>15 to 20 years as a hitman.
lelel

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>>39261160
>>make a monthly "salary" of $40,000 to $50,000 a month, plus $2,500 to $4,000 a kill
>>majority of the time is spent doing mundane tasks for your boss's family like buying groceries or driving around, you only kill a lot during "wartime"

that's retarded

I would take 50-100- per kill and that's that. Kinda defeats the purpose of being a hitman if it's a job too

>>39262161
>no women no children
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelsomina_Verde
>no children
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santino_Di_Matteo

>>39262161
>NO WOMEN AND NO CHILDREN
Wow, what a bunch of fedoras.

>>39262118
I was thinking more like la quica's role, but yeah

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>>39261160
Oh hell yeah, I'd definately do it. But ONLY if I'm a hitman in the early 2000s/pre 2006. The Playstation 3 must NOT have been released yet.

>be hitman for crime org
>force my wife to open up a restaurant or something similar so i can launder my money. If authorities ask, i just co-own my wifes restaurant
>teach my children as much as I can about crime so they can continue my legacy of evil
>live a comfy life. Being armed protection for my boss with ocassional murder while going home to my somewhat succesful restaurant and kids to play ps2 (important)
>eventually get arrested in late 2005 or 06, as long as its before ps3 is released
>sentenced to life for multiple murder and mafia association
>get released 40 years later due to failing health
>spend my last days playing Tekken 5 and Star Ocean 2 on Playstation in the year 2040 under house arrest

>>39261160
No because something will definitely go wrong and they'll turn on you or use you as a scape goat
just like in the movies

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>>39261160
maybe this is part of the pussification of modern society.

Women want to fuck killers but few are willing to be them.

>>39261524
>I think you watch too many movies. Hit men are probably a dime a dozen and I've heard many do it for free just to get into a gang.

>job market so bad hitmen are killing for free just so they won't be lonely

>>39262940
Why would you want to get caught and go to prison? I would just try to escape or pull an Elliot

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>>39263248
>Why would you want to get caught and go to prison?
Cause i doubt that after killing several people over time, i can just retire and walk away like its all cool. I'll eventually have to answer to the law

Also it'd add credibility to me. After 40 years, once i get released on house arrest due to my deteriorating health, I can tell people "hey, back in the day I used to work for so and so and I killed so and so"

Most people would assume I was making shit up, but if I was in prison for the last 40 years then they'll know i am (or was) the real deal

>>39261186
I feel like I could handle the crime, its the fact that you either die or go to prison, then die.

>>39263113
Women love alpha males, that's why. They feel safe with a strong guy that can defend her and himself. Literally nothing wrong with it as it's something natural. Too bad men nowadays think women want sensible pussies who smoke weed, play the guitar, hate violence and politically incorrectness, don't use guns or know how to fight, have not big muscles and are into cuckholding.

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You robots are really down to kill a 11 year old kid? Really?

>Instead they held Giuseppe for 26 months, during which time they tortured him and sent grisly photos to his father to force him to retract his testimony although he'd already signed a legally binding deposition.

I couldn't do it. Maybe I'm just a numale faggot bluepilled cuck but some of the stuff these guys do make them a lot less likeable than I imagined

>>39264066
I bet itd secretly turn fembots on if they were with a guy that killed a kid. Id tell that to a roastie

Only if it's a large corporation or a governmental agency. I would rather be a professional than a civilized street thug.

if i was desperate for the money, yes. there are the ups and downs but if you're careful enough and don't get caught you'd be good

>>39263700
>women want to feel safe

then they would hook up with a beta instead of someone who's more likely to abuse and kill them.

this argument is trash it's just lust

>>39264495
Just because someone is a murderer doesn't automatically make them more likely to kill their wife. Also abuse is necessary to keep your wife in line sometimes

tons of criminals had families. they're just more fertile because theyre stronger

>>39261160
A few months back there was a robot here who claimed to be a hit man, with proof and AMA'd. Seems like a reasonably robotic job

>>39264819
Dude wasnt a robot. He had a wife and kids iirc

>>39264907
You can still be a robot and have a family

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>>39264966
No you can't, dumb normalfaggot.

>>39264988
Yes you can, dumb frogposter.

>>39264999
My trips confirm you can be a robot and have children.

>>39264999
I have not posted a frog, dumb normalfaggot. Leave this board. Actually, just end yourself.

>>39265139
Frogposter absolutely BTFO by my trips of truth

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>>39265170
Why have you not killed yourself yet? I am 100% certain your roastie girlfriend is cucking you right this second with Jamal and Tyrone. Might as well just end it.

>>39261160
Yes. Aslong as the boss lets me wear a yellow suit (this is NON NEGOTIABLE) and psychologically torture people from time to time.

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>>39265209
>Frogposter SEETHING that his fragile worldview has been shattered, so has resorting to making assumptions about
an anonymous posters life
lol

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>>39265264
>person accusing me of frogposting is an actual frogposter

>>39265309
>implying you aren't
BTFO yet again

>>39261962
john martarano's walking around free

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No.

>Become hitman
>You kill tons of people
>Possibility of getting caught and imprisoned for life.
>If you want to stop being a hitman, you'll get iced/killed by another hitman to silence you.

Organized crime only becomes more sophisticated as it evolves. Do you think they don't understand loose lips are a liability?

>>39265336
I have yet to post a single frog.

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Only if I get to fuck big assed latina sluts and behead people on facebook