this happened a few months ago, thought i'd share >be

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this happened a few months ago, thought i'd share

>be me
>be degenerate that has unironic fetishes for feet and inflation
>18, almost done with senior year
>eating lunch in library with three roastie friends
>still a virgin, but had a good chance of hooking up with a dorky 8/10 junior in that group
>one girl asks if she can use my laptop to search up job listings in the area bc she just quit her job as a hostess or something
>i agree and take it out and give it to her
>she opens up the search engine and starts typing
>"anon, what's this?" (audible OwO)
>look over her shoulder and she shows me shit in the search suggestions that i had looked up the other night
>i had deleted my browsing history but not google's search history
>howcouldthishappentome

>just laugh with them and play it cool
>sell them some bullshit story that i was vcing some internet friends and we were just looking up inflation porn etc. and spamming it as a joke
>i'm working on becoming an actor (just started studying) and they understand and have a similar sense of humor that i do so i get out of what would otherwise be a disaster

>eventually end up going out with 8/10, broke up when i left for college but we still talk
>she and the other two still tease me about it and i still manage to play along
>never came clean about the foot thing yet to her but i figure if we hook back up that it's not that bad so i eventually will
>but when she makes fun of me about inflation
>"wouldn't you love it if i blew up like a balloon anon?" etc
>always laugh along, "oh FUCK YEA" etc
>she will never know that me saying "yes" is actually kind of serious

regret