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>"I save lives"
>all he does is ask questions then follow a flowchart somebody else made decades before
>this is the basis of his "diagnosis"
>patient ends up dying anyway due to his incompetence
>the whole foundation of his career is to memorize and regurgitate back information that's 90% meaningless
>jew the system into paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars for pretending to work
Medicine is a meme profession and doctors should get their hands cut off.
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This is more of an indictment of the health care system, not individual doctors.
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>>39259689
I agree. Doctors are a scam lying to you and exaggerating to get you to keep paying them. It's bullshit. I haven't been to the doctors in like 10 years and I'm doing just fine. Besides, the Internet exists
I can find any cause for my symptoms and even solutions on the Internet
Take that doctors and dentists!
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>>39260809
>paying doctors
Yes, america, the land of indentured servitude where you must work or else you die. such freedom wowsers
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Looks like someone fav uncle died of cancer
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>>39259689
doctors are supposed to be living encyclopedias senpai, it's 80% of the job, they are mostly advisors who oversee your health and are supposed to know almost everything in they're field
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>>39261147
>pay for services
>doctors are actually incentivized to go to school for 8 years + shadowing
yeah how awful. what place are you in the free clinic line?
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>>39261245
yeah that's why your lines are short. It's not cause everyone stays home because a bandaid costs 5000 dollarydooos
americlaps are so fascinating in how much they buy into propaganda. You probably think cuba is really some terrible place because your government banned their cigars.
the rest of the world just sniggers at you
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>>39261296
sniggers from their deathbed because they got shitty treatment from their underpaid doctors 3 months too late?
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>>39261328
keep buying the party line comrade
every country has terrible healthcare you are truly the paragon of health
that's why everyone is so fat
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>>39261379
>obesity isn't a choice and it is entirely the healthcare system's fault
wew, so this is europoor mentality
name the last time someone flew over to a euroshit clinic for a major procedure.
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>>39261464
yes-terday
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>>39261328
All of your good doctors are imported you ratified cum guzzler. End the debate now and go back to your lifetime of debt. Don't even try to say at least you have a lifetime, we all know that's bullshit
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>>39261497
whatever you say, comrade
also i'm going to assume you're a leaf because of the cuba mention
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>>39261530
you mean they ran from socialism so they could make some money?
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>go to nursing school
>study anesthesia
>make half what anesthesiologists do for exact same job
Kind of sucks having less pay but it's a lot less time and money spent in school at least.
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Hey it's "give 'em a firm handshake and hand 'em your resume, champ" guy
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>>39262610
>this whole thread and no one pointed that out yet
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>>39259689
>Physicians and GPs thinking they do anything other than prolong misery and suffering
Surgeons (and by extension anaesthetists) are the only ones who really save lives. I'm only slightly taking the piss but seriously, being a physician is a thankless job.
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>>39259689
I'm in medschool right now and majority of people here thing they are gods when in reality they are a bunch of retards, me included. It's quite funny to watch, really.
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>>39259689
I'm a doctor. what u gonna do about it neetboy ?
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Champ, you're going to need to walk in there, greet the manager, and give him a firm handshake. But first, we gotta make sure that handshake is top condition. Don't worry champ, this is going to be as easy as walking up to me, looking me in the eye, and giving me a firm handshake. I know it sounds hard, champ, but I didn't raise you to be a quitter, and your paralysis isn't going to stop you from telling him you'll be the best hire he ever made"
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>>39259689
>tfw your mom gets meme'd into getting your tonsils removed because they're supposedly inflamed even though they never caused me problems
>get them removed
>actually get sick all the time with strep throat
>get a weird coating on my tongue and throat that would literally prevent me from swallowing food and went four months without eating solid food because of it
I wonder what they did with my tonsils.
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>>39263062
>actually get sick all the time with strep throat
but... then she did the right thing by removing them
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