could a fembot please say "i love you anon" on vocaroo?

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please someone, it'd make my year. nothing ever happens
please
i have cat pictures if anyone minds it

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Dude, woah. I'd totally do it with the trappy, femboy voice I have, but it wouldn't be genuine. For once, I actually fucking want some fembot, if such a prophecy of NEET exists, to do this for OP.

>>39255227
I'm rooting for you OP

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>>39255443
>>39255429
thanks, you are really nice

post more kitties OP. I'll try to keep bumping your thread in return.

Instead of anon why don't you tell them to say your first name

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09qehTDnobr

I wish someone loved me too.

>>39255227
Fembots are a lie.

Here's 3 robots saying something I requested to make me feel less lonely.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10i6KbdoBgs
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hn38ITilIK
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0213X3hfSeV

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>>39255532
That was kind

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>>39255531
it is so someone else can be happy too when they click the link

>>39255537
>I will never have a cute r9k bf say these things to me

>>39255584
Thanks. I'm glad I was able to make you happy. I am so very sad.

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>>39255532
thanks, you are the best! i wish you luck on finding that love

>>39255621
FUCKING ROASTIE

FEMBOTS AREN'T REAL

THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE REAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A (((((((((((VAGINA))))))))))

>>39255634
As my Grandpappy used to say. "Shoo shoo, vaginal Jew".

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>>39255652
>>39255634
why do you have to be so ungrateful? are you not happy too? can't we all be happy together?

>>39255365
>someone skinned an armadillo just to give a cat leprosy

>>39255723
No, you need to fuck off back to Facebook and Tumblr where you fucking belong, fucking soulless thot.

>>39255723
I just really like the ____ jew meme

>>39255764
lol that post wasn't even me you idiot

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>>39255764
but i'm not a thot, i'm a white virgin male

>>39255532
thank you anon

y'know, i never thought i'd see a woman do something like this for an anon and expect nothing in return

>>39255979
>implying nothing in return

>attention
>appreciation
>praise
>sound of hearing her own voice
>manipulation practice
>sympathy, hence the sentence below the link

>>39255799
please don't insult people. it's not nice.

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>>39256146
fuck

you're right anon, i've been played
i hate this board so much for what its become

Remember when "fembots" didnt exist?

>>39256269
If it makes you feel any better, most posts here can be boiled down the same way. I can do it to the post you just made as well.

Nearly every human action is selfish.

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>>39256297
It just hurts so much when you realize that the "pure qts" the whole board is chasing are just as selfish as us

Why even bother at this point

Everyone is selfish unless its a show of altruism, and that shit is rare, so just appreciate someone doing it for you AND themselves

>>39256351
I can add some to my list, since I was pretty pessimistic.
>feeling that she made another person's day better
>compassion for people in similar ruts
>desire to have someone to love

>>39255621
Hey if there is a way I can return the favor let me know

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>>39256495
>implying women can be in similar ruts
no dude
the only one there that actually applies is the >feeling that she made another person's day better

which, to be fair, she did, until i realized the intentions behind it

>>39256569
Shit dude just be happy that she actually did it. You're only upsetting yourself here.

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>>39256146
this is a very good example of the absurdity of alturism

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM91Jvh4SY

love u a whole bunch

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>>39256763
thanks for spreading the good vibes

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Just for you op <33
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hvDeRgrFLw

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>>39255532
Such kindness...

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>>39256846
thanks fellow male, may you live long and prosper!

>>39255532
Nice voice femanon. D-do you mind if I jerk off to it?

>>39256763
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM91Jvh4SY
>love u a whole bunch
hollywood should make a movie where a pathetic autist has this on repeat as he kills himself and then when the cops find his body a month later because of the stench, that's what they see-- his bloated dead body and that vocaroo repeating over and over and over.

>>39257340
I'd watch it, but normalfags do not care about autists, so it'd receive no funding.

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Anyone know of any porn videos where the woman says "I love you" to the man fucking her?
Asking for a friend

>>39255532
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fcFz3lmusQ

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>>39257559
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1erKJrJp2H1
not porn but here you go!

>>39257817
source on that cheesy script in pic related?

>>39257817
thanks anyway anon
original comment

>>39255723
Hey, fellow finnbot. There's surprisingly lot us on r9k.

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>>39257932
wish I knew, I love anything onii chan

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>>39255429
do it mayne xdd